You Cannot Be Serious! Birthday Card Text reads: "How old? You cannot be serious!". All Things Banter logo.

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Front of card: funny illustration featuring a mischievous Capybara donning a party hat. Text reads: "Capy birthday". Back of card: All Things Banter logo

Capy Birthday Card

Front of card: funny illustration featuring a British comedian surrounded by a vibrant explosion of confetti. Text reads: "Have the best birthday ever your time starts now". Back of card: All Things Banter logo

Your Time Starts Now! Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of Tottenham Hotspur manager. Text reads: "Happy birthday mate!". Back of card: All Things Banter logo

Happy Birthday Mate! Card

Front of card: Xbox Birthday Card Bold typography with an Xbox controller. Text reads: "To an awesome brother Stephen". 'Brother' and 'Stephen' can be personalised! Back of card: Xbox logo

Xbox Birthday Card

Front of card: Xbox Power Your Dreams Birthday Card Bold typography with an Xbox logo. Text reads: "To an awesome brother power your dreams Stephen". 'Brother' and 'Stephen' can be personalised! Back of card: Xbox Logo

Xbox Power Your Dreams Birthday Card

England Lionesses Football 2023 Birthday Card Features England Lionesses players. Text reads "Happy birthday Rebecca".

England Lionesses Football 2023 Birthday Card

Warm(ish) Birthday Wishes Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a thermostat. Text reads: "Warm(ish) Birthday Wishes!"

Warm(ish) Birthday Wishes Card

It's Your Birthday, Back Of The Net! Card Front of card: Features an illustration a football manager. Text reads: "Christopher It's your birthday, back of the net! (Hopefully)".

It's Your Birthday, Back Of The Net! Card

No Money Inside Strike Card Features an illustration of 2 poeple standing by a sign. Text reads: "Happy birthday there was supposed to be a fiver in this card... But the people who put the money in cards are on strike!!".

No Money Inside Strike Card

Front of card: Footie Fan Birthday Card Humorous illustration of managers walking out to the exit. Text reads: "Footie fan another birthday? Only 13 football managers have been fired since your last one!". Back of card: Felt Studios logo

Footie Fan Birthday Card

Front of card: Hyper-Intelligent Birthday Card Humorous illustration of a computer bot. Text reads: "Happy birthday bum face this card was made for you using hyper-intelligent A.I". Back of card: Felt Studios logo

Hyper-Intelligent Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an Illustration of a snooker player playing snooker. Text reads: "Another birthday right on cue!". Back of card: Felt Studios logo

Another Birthday Right On Cue! Card

Front of card: Featuring vibrant and bubbly typography on a green background. Text reads: "Whoop whoop it's your birthday Nigel". 'Nigel' can be personalised! Back of card: Bold By Funny Side Up logo

Whoop Whoop It's Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a cute illustration of Whisky the Cat enjoying some noodles. Text reads: "Happy birthday". Back of card: Fuzzballs logo

Fuzzballs Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a customisable navy blue and white striped shirt with navy blue sleeves. Text reads: "Any team's biggest fan Anderson 99 happy birthday". 'Any team's' must be personalised, 'Anderson' can be personalised! Back of card: Football Legends logo

Football Legends Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a customisable blue and white shirt. Text reads: "Any team's biggest fan Conerly 99 happy birthday". 'Any team's' must be personalised, 'Conerly 99' can be personalised! Back of card: Football Legends logo

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a customisable green and white striped football shirt. Text reads: "Any team's biggest fan Roberts 99 Happy Birthday". 'Any team's' must be personalised, 'Roberts 99' can be personalised! Back of card: Football Legends logo.

Football Legends Name And Number Football Shirt Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a customisable netball shirt with silhouettes of players surrounding it. Text reads: "Happy birthday Polly GA shoot for the Stars!". 'Polly GA' can be personalised! Back of card: Football Legends logo

Netball Legends Shoot For The Stars Birthday Card

Front of card: Newcastle United F.C Birthday Card Featuring a Newcastle United F.C shirt. Text reads: "Happy Birthday Oliver Newcastle United". 'Oliver' can be personalised! Back of card: Newcastle United Logo

Newcastle United Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a football. Text reads:
 "Thomas hope your birthday is better than your football team". 'Thomas' can be personalised! Back of card: Pigment logo

Cheeky Footie Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a rosette. Text reads:
 "The person holding this card is a certified legend! Total legend". Back of card: Pigment logo

Total Legend Card

Front of card: Features tennis ball illustrations. Text reads: "Oh balls another birthday" Back of card: Pickled Prints logo.

Oh Balls Another Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of an American singer-songwriter. Text reads: "If anyone dares to mention your age just do the iconic Taylor hard stare". Back of card: Pickled Prints logo

If Anyone Dares To Mention Your Age Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a black and white cow wearing a party hat. Text reads: "Birthday mooo-d." Back of card: Poppy Loughtman logo.

Birthday MOOOOd Funny Cow Card

All I Want For My Birthday Is The World Cup Card Front of card: Features an illustration of the world cup trophy. Text reads: "All I want for my birthday is the world cup".

All I Want For My Birthday Is The World Cup Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of flowers on a pink background with a pink border. Text reads: "Happy Birthday Sophie". 'Sophie' can be personalised! Back of card: Sadia Studiio

Happy Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of a duck. Text reads: "Have a Quacky Birthday Chris!". 'Chris!' can be personalised! Back of card: The Studio Collection logo

Have A Quacky Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring there are two photo upload areas and an illustration of two footballers wearing party hats kicking a football with bold typography, all framed inside a clean, teal rectangle. Text reads: "Birthday goaaaal!" Back of card: The Studio Collection by Chloe Allum logo.

The Studio Collection Birthday Goaaaal Photo Upload Birthday Card

Front of card: Goblin Mode! Birthday Card Illustration of a goblin unapologetically self indulging on the settee. Text reads: "Celebrating your birthday in goblin mode". Back of card: UKG logo

Illustration Of A Goblin Unapologetically Self Indulging On The Settee Goblin Mode! Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of American actors and football club owners with presents. Text reads: ”David enjoy your birthday present... just don't Wrexham!". 'David' can be personalised! Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo

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