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Naughty Birthday Cards

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Doctor I Keep Hearing Strange Voices In My Underpants Card
Funny Phallic Balloons Birthday Card
Carte Blanche Funny card bladder control issues Happy Birthday Card
Typographical Its All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shiits Card
A Few Words To Describe You Oh Look An Acronym Wanker Card
Funny Rude Typographic No One Gives A Flying That Its Your Birthday Because Its Christmas Card
Banter! Funny Illustrated Toilet Cheeky Typographic Birthday Card
Carte Blanche In Dog years you are dead Happy Birthday Card
Funny Rude Pun Heres Your Birthday Card Sorry Its Fucking Rubbish
Another Year Older and You are Still a Massive Cunt Birthday Card
Rude Funny Once Upon A Time It Was You Card
Dean Morris Today Is All About You Just Like Every Other Fucking Day Birthday Card
Happy Birthday, You Peasant! Card
Funny Dolls Magnificent Old Age Birthday Card
Funny Cheeky Chops Shake Your Tits Its Your Birthday Card
The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Funny Card
Rude Funny Happy Birthday To Our Number One Sex Shop Dildo Superstore Card
Funny Most People Are Shit Card
Dean Morris Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Birthday Card
Got the shits again Fish Birthday Card
Couldn't Finish Your Birthday Message In Time Card
Funny Rude Pun We All Scraped Together For This Card Hope You Like It
Funny Dolls Celebrating Another Year Of Being Totally Awesome Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Presents Prosecco Cockerel Rude Birthday Card
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