Let Me Rub Your Spicy Meat Celeb Spoof Card

Standard Card

For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

For a big impression

Giant Card

Love is in the air, and there's so much to adore about this Valentine's Day balloon. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated all with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Chocolate coins Weight (upon avalilability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

Balloon

Red Heart Balloon

Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Light String 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole&nbsp;milk&nbsp;powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in&nbsp;bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

You Light Me Up Red Heart Balloon

Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card

Rude Card

It doesn't matter whether they're part of the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire, they deserve to get clean in style. With a body puff and body wash, it's a scrubbing good gift.
Product Specification:
x1 Body
x1 Body Puff
Ingredients:
Aqua(Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum(Fragrance), Phenoxyethanol, PEG-150 Distearate, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, Citric Acid, Disodium EDTA, Ethylhexylglycerin.
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 15.2 x 12.2 x 9.7
Weight: 0.83
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Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Beauty

Darth Vader Body Wash Gift Set

Gold, gold, gold! This Paco Rabanne 1 Million fragrance is for the one in a million guy in your life. A fresh, spicy and leathery fragrance, this bottle is a striking combination of refined sensuality and bold strength. The bottle is a modern reinterpretation of a gold ingot; simple and elegant, it looks just as good as it smells! Perfect to add a little extra sparkle to a birthday, anniversary or any occasion you can think of. Top notes: Blood Mandarin, Grapefruit and Mint Middle notes: Cinnamon, Rose and Spicy Notes Base notes: Amber, Leather, Woody Notes and Indian Patchouli
Warning: flammable
Adding chocolate?
Send someone the gift of ultimate chocolate indulgence with Lindt. These individually wrapped delights combine creaminess and crunchiness in a unique taste and texture experience. With velvety dark chocolate and whole roasted hazelnuts, this is the perfect gift for that sweet-toothed person in your life!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt NUXOR with Dark Chocolate and Whole Roasted Hazelnuts Box (165g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: H: 18cm x W: 10.5cm x D: 5.8cm Weight: 165g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Walnuts and other nuts.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Sugar Whole Hazelnuts (20%) Cocoa Mass Ground Hazelnuts (16%) Cocoa Butter Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder Whole Milk Powder Anhydrous Milk Fat Almonds (0.2%) Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Flavouring Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 46% min
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Paco Rabanne 1 Million Eau De Toilette 50ml

Generate some serious heat with the French Connection UK Friction Him Eau De Parfum. A great gift for a special occasion, this men's fragrance is an alluring blend of fresh citrus, sensual musk and warm woods. A truly addictive aftershave, it's sure to become his new go-to. Notes: Mandarin, green fruits, fresh lavender, black coconut, geranium, marine, cardamom, rum accord, sensual amber, leather, patchouli, magnetic musk
Warning: flammable
Adding chocolate?
This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

French Connection UK Friction Him Eau De Parfum 100ml

A beer-illiant gift for the hops lover in your life, this branded gift pack includes two of Brewdog's most popular brews along with a glass to enjoy sipping them from. Cheers!
Product Specification:
x1 Brewdog Punk IPA 330ml
x1 Brewdog Lost Lager 330ml
x1 Branded Glass
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 26 x 23.2 x 8.4cm
Weight: 1.54kg
660ml x1 5.4% x1 4.5%
Minimum age 18 years +
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Alcohol Gift

Brewdog Punk IPA & Lost Lager Glass Gift Set

Product Specification:
x4&nbsp;330ml Craft Lager cans x1 Beer glass x2 Snacks Beer Mats &amp; Pub Quiz
Additional Information:
x1 Love Beer Box
Ingredients: Beer will contain gluten from malted barley and malted wheat. Occasionally, some beers may contain lactose, please check with us if concerned or to exclude any particular ingredients. Snacks and other similar products may contain: celery, cereals containing gluten (such as barley and oats), crustaceans (such as prawns, crabs and lobsters), eggs, fish, lupin, milk, molluscs (such as mussels and oysters), mustard, peanuts, sesame, soybeans, sulphur dioxide and sulphites (if the sulphur dioxide and sulphites are at a concentration of more than ten parts per million) and tree nuts (such as almonds, hazelnuts, walnuts, brazil nuts, cashews, pecans, pistachios and macadamia nuts). This also applies to additives, processing aids and any other substances which are present in the final product.&nbsp;
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Love Beer Thirst Aid Kit Hamper

Typographical I Love You With All My Willy Valentines Day Card

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

Gadgets & Novelties

52 Things To Do While You Poo

You Make My Willy Go Big Card Front of card text: "You make my willy go big x".

You Make My Willy Go Big Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny To Do List You Card

The perfect chocolate gift to say 'I love you'.
Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3

Chocolates

 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g

The perfect Valentine's Day gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Toblerone chocolate, with an adorable "I Love You' sleeve.

Contains:
1 x Bar of 360g Milk Chocolate Toblerone
Weight: 360g
Dimensions: 6.2x 30.8x 6.2cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Contains Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya. Contains Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya.

I Love You Toblerone (360g)

Ready, set....go!
Looking for the perfect present for the resident gamer in your life? Well, look no further, we got you! They'll absolutely love this solid milk chocolate games controller (with fun accents of white chocolate). Now they can be racing, questing or duelling with one hand, and snacking with the other!

Product Specification:
Chocolate Games Controller (140g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 19.5 x 24.2 x 2cm Weight: 140g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Hazelnuts, Almonds, Soya, Milk.
Ingredients:
Sugar (45%), cocoa butter (29%), WHOLE MILK POWDER (18%), cocoa mass (7%),POWDERED CREAM (0.5%), emulsifier: SOYA LECITHIN (&lt;0.5%); vanilla extract, colours in the d&eacute;cormass: E120, E160c. May contain traces of HAZELNUTS and ALMONDS.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Chocolate Games Controller (140g)

Front of Card: Funny, typographic design of white text on a red background. There's an illustration of a lightbulb at the top of the card. Text reads: "The Cost Of Energy Might Be Going Up But It Costs Nothing To Turn Me On".
 
Back of card: 
The Cake Thief logo

Funny Typographic Energy Crisis Valentine's Day Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Thank God you Are Better In Bed Card

An Incurable Romantic Funny Beach Card

Emotional Rescue Rude Card

Funny Rude Titanic Going Down Valentine's Day Card 
Let's play Titanic, you be the ocean, and I'll go down on you!


Funny Rude Titanic Going Down Valentine's Day Card

Funny Rude Sex on Valentine's Day Card 
Naughty Doughnuts Sit On My Face Valentine's Day Card



Funny Rude Sit On My Face Doughnuts Valentine's Day Card

Hilarious Trustworthy and Amazing Boyfriend Happy Valentine's Card

Treat someone special to a whole lot of sweet, sweet love. With velvet smooth milk chocolate, strawberry bonbons, heart-shaped fruit gummies, Love Hearts and Love Heart dips, the way to the heart really is through the stomach!
Product Specification:&nbsp;
1 x Valentine&rsquo;s Day Love YOKOKO Velvet Smooth Milk Chocolate (100g) 1 x James Patricks Traditionally Tasty Strawberry BonBons Sweets (190g) 1 x Heart Shaped Fruit Gummies (140g) 1 x Love Hearts Bag of Rolls (170g) 2x Love Hearts Dip
Additional Information:&nbsp;
Dimensions: 27.2x25.2x7.5cm
Weight: 895g
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk, Soya.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Valentine&rsquo;s Day Love YOKOKO Velvet Smooth Milk Chocolate Sugar, 42%, cocoa butter 24%, whole milk powder 22.5%, cocoa mass 11%, emulsifier: Soya lecithin &lt;1%, natural vanilla flavouring &lt;1%
Strawberry Bon Bons: Sugar, glucose syrup, vegetable fats (palm, coconut), maltodextrin, acid: citric acid; flavouring, fruit and vegetable concentrate: carrot and blackcurrant; emulsifier: E473.
May contain traces of milk, nuts and peanuts.
Heart Shaped Fruit Gummies: Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Water, Beef Gelatine, Mofdified Potato Starch, Acids (Citric Acid, Lactic Acid), Flavourings, Colours (E171, E100, E129*, E163, E133, E160a) *Warning: E129 may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children.
Love Hearts Bag of Rolls: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid, Stearic Acid, Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Magnesium Stearate, Anti-Caking Agent: Magnesium Carbonate, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract
Love Heart Dips: Sugar, Dextrose, Acidity Regulators: Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Sodium Bicarbonate, Cornflour, Flavourings, Modified Starch, Magnesium Stearate, Stearic Acid, Anti-Caking Agent: Magnesium Carbonate, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Curcumin,
For allergens please see ingredients listed in bold. Made in a factory that handles ingredients containging gluten &amp; egg
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Hampers

Swizzels Love Hearts Sweet Hamper

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Jam and Toast Couldn't Love you more Funny Valentines Day Card

Fuck Me It's Valentine's Photo Upload Card

Front of Card: Design shows a drawing of a bottle of mint and tea tree shower gel, with hand drawn text above and below it. Text reads: "You make my bits tingle." Back of card: Lucy Maggie Designs logo.

You Make My Bits Tingle Funny Lucy Maggie Valentines Card

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card
I Wheelie Fucking love you!

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card

I Can't Control Myself Funny Card Front of card: Features an illustration of 2 games controllers. Text reads: "Phwoar! I can't control myself when I'm with you Sarah!".

I Can't Control Myself Funny Card

Chill on the beach! Go to a wine-tasting class! Attend a fancy dress party! This amazing scratch-off list is full of inspired date ideas for you and a loved one to enjoy. Romantic, exciting &ndash; every kind of date you might want to try is here. And when you&rsquo;ve tried out each date idea, just scratch it off the list and to work your up to 100 unforgettable dates!
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Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

100 Dates To Go On Scratch Off Poster

There's toasty toes then there's spicy socks for hot feet! (As it says on the box) With x3 pairs of cotton rich socks these are a great gift for anyone who loves their spice.
Product Specification:&nbsp;
x UK Size 6-11
Additional Information:&nbsp;
210g, 22 x 9 x 9 cm
COTTON / POLYAMIDE / ELASTANE
DO NOT IRON, DO NOT BLEACH, DO NOT TUMBLE DRY, WASH AT 40 GENTLE

Spicy Hot Sauce Adults 3pk Socks

Don&rsquo;t let Valentine&rsquo;s Day stress you out &ndash; squeeze these Ann Summers Stress Boobs for instant calm and relaxation. Specially designed to help relieve tension and soothe a worried mind, these boobs are a cheeky little gift for someone on Valentine&rsquo;s Day, a hen party present, or birthday surprise.
Includes: 
<ul>
<li>1 x stress boobs</li>
</ul>
Dimensions: 9.5cm x 9.5cm x 5CM
Warning Explicit Content
This is an adult product, not suitable for Under 18s.

Ann Summers Stress Boobs

You Make My Fanny Flutter Valentines Card

Yours Is The Only Meat I Want To Eat Rude Valentines Day Card

Funny Typographic Nothing Turns Me On More Than A Correctly Loaded Dishwasher Valentine's Day Card Front of card: Features red text on a pink background and two hand drawn hearts. Text reads: "Did You Know That Nothing Turns Me On More Than A Correctly Loaded Dishwasher?". Back of card: Pickled Post logo

Funny Typographic Nothing Turns Me On More Than A Correctly Loaded Dishwasher Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Cut out paper, craft style card. The cut out paper shapes are combined together to form letters. Text reads: "Charlie, This Card Isn't The Only Thing You'll Be Opening Tonight". Back of card: Paper Type logo.

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Darth Vader Body Wash Gift Set

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