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Rude Birthday Card - Goldfish Greeting Card

Rude Birthday Card - Goldfish Greeting Card

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Rude Birthday Card - Goldfish Greeting Card - As it was his birthday, Colin decided to treat himself to a nice long poo. FFS.

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