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MM Designs Old But A Milf Illustrated Milk Carton Birthday Card

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Front of card:
This humorous birthday card design features an illustration of a large carton of milk with a label that reads “Old but a MILF” and the phrase “365 days older with added curves, glamour & a certain je ne sais quoi,” set against a pink background, with “Happy Birthday” written at the bottom.

Text reads:
"Old but a milf. 100% organically. 365 days older with added curves, glamour & a certain je ne sais quoi."

Back of card:
logo.

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