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Because You're Getting Hotter Not Older Football Birthday Card

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Front of card:
Featuring a hand-drawn football with orange flames and small star details on a cream background.

Text reads:
"Mandatory cooling break. Because you're getting hotter, not older."

Perfect for Birthdays.

Back of card:
Urghh Card Co logo.

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