You're Turtley F*cking Ancient Birthday Card

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Front of card:
Featuring a funny illustration of two turtles fornicating.
Text reads:
"You're turtley f*cking ancient, Dave". 'Dave' can be personalised!

Back of card:
Mungo and Shoddy logo