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Can't Be Arsed Birthday Card

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Front of card:
Featuring an illustration of a snake.
Text reads:
"This is Dave, Dave can't be arsed. Dave doesn't even have an arse. Nice one Dave". 'Dave' can be personalised!

Back of card:
Mungo and Shoddy logo

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