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Birthday Card - 40th - Forty - Pissed As A Newt - Fucking Hammered

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It's his 40th Birthday and he's not gonna get nissed as a pewt, he's gonna get absolutely hucking fammered!
  • Cards are sent via Royal Mail First Class Post (Arrives within 1-3 working days).

  • Delivery costs 85p

Will Covid-19 Affect My Delivery?

Due to the ongoing impact of the pandemic on the postal service, cards can take up to 2 days to be delivered. We recommend ordering as early as possible to avoid any delays.

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