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Birthday Card - 40th - Forty - Pissed As A Newt - Fucking Hammered

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Standard Card - £3.99 - For the little messages - Dimensions: 132 x 185 mm

Large Card - £5.99 - Moonpig favourite - Dimensions: 205 x 290 mm

Giant Card - £9.99 - For a big impression - Dimensions: 293 x 419 mm

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It's his 40th Birthday and he's not gonna get nissed as a pewt, he's gonna get absolutely hucking fammered!

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