Rude Birthday Cards

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Funny Did I Fart In This Card Greetings Card

Wishing You A Happy Birthday Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Rude Goldfish Illustrated Card

Another Year Older Still F**king Fabulous Birthday Card

Funny Rude Pun We All Scraped Together For This Card Hope You Like It

Typographical Its All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shiits Card

Funny Dolls Magnificent Old Age Birthday Card

Couldn't Finish Your Birthday Message In Time Card

Alexa Send The Biggest Twat I know A Birthday Card

Scribbler Have A Cracking Birthday Illustrated Butt Cheeks Card

Funny Photographic Male Figurine in Armchair Rude Humour Card

Banter! Funny Illustrated Toilet Cheeky Typographic Birthday Card

Funny Free Willy Charades Birthday Greeting Card

Carte Blanche Funny card bladder control issues Happy Birthday Card

Scribbler Happy Birthday To You And Your Magnificent Arse Illustrated Bum Card

Dean Morris Today Is All About You Just Like Every Other Fucking Day Birthday Card

I Think You Mean Rat-Arsed Personalised Birthday Card

Brainbox Candy Happy Birthday To The Best Brother In The World Humorous Typographic Card

Funny Rude Pun Heres Your Birthday Card Sorry Its Fucking Rubbish

A Few Words To Describe You Oh Look An Acronym Wanker Card

Rude Birthday Cards for a Cheeky Laugh

Ready to send a birthday card with a cheeky twist? At Moonpig, we’ve spent over 25 years crafting greeting cards that celebrate birthdays in every style – even the cheeky ones! Our collection of rude birthday cards brings laughs, smiles, and maybe a blush or two, perfect for friends who appreciate humour that's just a bit daring.

Whether you're looking to tease your partner or surprise your best mate, you'll find designs that hit the funny bone just right. Want to pair humour with a splash of sweetness? Check out our Funny Birthday Cards, or find something playfully bold specifically for boyfriend, for girlfriend, for husband, or for wife.

Ordering your greeting card is easy and secure, and with our personalised touches, your chosen birthday card will stand out for all the right (or slightly wrong!) reasons. We deliver top-quality cards straight from Moonpig to your door – or theirs – so you never miss a chance to spread birthday laughs.

Ready to send some cheeky cheer? Let’s pick the perfect rude birthday card together.