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Alexa Send The Biggest Twat I know A Birthday Card
Couldn't Finish Your Birthday Message In Time Card
A Few Words To Describe You Oh Look An Acronym Wanker Card
Funny Dolls Magnificent Old Age Birthday Card
Funny Rude Pun Heres Your Birthday Card Sorry Its Fucking Rubbish
Fun-filled gifts

Brighten up their day with our fun and novelty gifts.

One Minute You're Young And Cool Birthday Card
Rude Funny Birthday Forecast Older But Strong Chance Of Not Giving A Fuck Card
Nuisance Phone Calls Humorous Birthday Card
Banter! Funny Illustrated Toilet Cheeky Typographic Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Rude Goldfish Illustrated Card
Funny Did I Fart In This Card Greetings Card
Scribbler Happy Birthday To You And Your Magnificent Arse Illustrated Bum Card
Carte Blanche Funny card bladder control issues Happy Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Presents Prosecco Cockerel Rude Birthday Card
Bold And Bright Funny Photo Image Feisty Bitch Birthdays Card
Childish Birthday Card - Send a funny birthday card.
I Think You Mean Rat-Arsed Personalised Birthday Card
Modern Toss Ideas Meeting Rude Card
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Shake Your Tits Hand-Lettered Birthday Card
My Cucumber's Enormous! Card
Dean Morris Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Birthday Card
Dean Morris Today Is All About You Just Like Every Other Fucking Day Birthday Card
Funny Rude dolls born to be wild Card

Some birthdays call for a cheeky birthday card that says what everyone’s thinking. Our rude birthday cards bring big laughs to any happy birthday celebration, with playful designs that still feel full of love. Want to make it more personal? Try a photo card or, browse our full range of personalised birthday cards for more grin worthy picks.