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The Older You Get The Better You Get Birthday Card

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The Older You Get The Better You Get Birthday Card

Front of card:
Features a small figurines sat on a banana.
Text reads: "The Older You Get The Better You Get...Unless You're A Banana!".

Back of card:
Return To The Land Of Little logo

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