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Front of card:
The greeting card features a playful and humorous design depicting a group of friends toasting with drinks, paired with a witty exchange about abandoning healthy resolutions. The dialogue reads, “I’ve decided to stop drinking, start working out and eat healthier” followed by a response “Why?” and concludes with “Alright, you’ve talked me out of it!”

Text reads:
"I’ve decided to stop drinking, start working out and eat healthier. Why? Alright, you’ve talked me out of it!"

Back of card:
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