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Funny Paddleboarding Birthday Card

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Front of card:

A cheeky and humorous birthday card featuring an illustration of a person paddleboarding in a wetsuit, paired with a playful insult. Perfect for paddleboarding enthusiasts with a great sense of humour and those who love a bit of banter on their birthday.

Text reads:
"Happy Birthday paddleboard w*nker".

Back of card:
AbiGoLucky logo.

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