Dear Lord What A Sad Little Birthday Funny Tv Illustration Card

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Large Card

For a big impression

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Karate Have A Badass Birthday Card

I Hope You Have A Great Birthday Unless You Are A Bent Copper Card

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction This lively bouquet features an array of gorgeous pinks and whites. Featuring vibrant roses that traditionally represent romance, teamed with chrysanthemums and antirrhinum, all nested beautifully in deep green foliage.
Want to make their bouquet all the more special? Add this timeless white vase with a subtle crackled effect to your order &ndash; perfect for making their blooms look even better than they already do! What&rsquo;s in the Box? Standard- 3 Santini Madiba pink 3 Germini cerise 1 Rose cerise 1 Statice Pink 2 Pistache
Large (+25% more) 4 Santini Madiba pink 5 Germini cerise 1 Rose cerise 1 Statice Pink 3 Pistache
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
</ul>

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The Delight

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Plant Gift Sets. With high quality plants for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction Roses, Prosecco AND chocolates? Now that&rsquo;s how you spoil someone. This brilliant hamper includes a lovely soft pink rose plant, a rather refined bottle of Prosecco and a tasty box of Lindt Excellence chocolates. The perfect ingredients for a very romantic surprise, presented in a tasteful wicker basket. Cheers! What&rsquo;s in the Box? 1x Rose Plant 12cm 1x Lindt Excellence Tasting Collection 200g 1x Virgin Wines Prodezza Prosecco Brut NV 75cl
Approx. height 20cm
The Important Part: .
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our plants arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any plant becomes unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with plants of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Large cards are too big to fit in our letterbox plant boxes! If ordered with a large card, they will be sent separately.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Box size 62.2cm x 18.3 cm x 3.7 cm; designed to fit through most standard UK letterboxes.</li>
</ul>
Dietary Information:
Allergy Information: Packed in a facility that also handles Milk, Soya, Wheat, Tree Nuts and Peanuts.
Ingredients:
Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Dried Skimmed&nbsp;Milk, Glucose Syrup, Anhydrous&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Fat, Sweetened Condensed&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;(Whole&nbsp;Milk, Sugar), Dried Whole&nbsp;Milk,&nbsp;Hazelnut, Butter (Milk), Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Dextrose, Lactose (Milk), Whole Milk, Humectant (Sorbitol Syrup), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Invert Sugar Syrup, Emulsifiers (Soya&nbsp;Lecithin, E471), Rice Flour, Almonds, Cornflour, Salt, Flavourings, Sea Salt, Dried&nbsp;Egg&nbsp;White, Single Cream (Milk), Acidity Regulator (Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate), Hydrolysed&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Proteins, Our Chocolate Is Made With 100% Coconut Butter,&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Chocolate Contains: Cocoa Solids 30% Minimum,&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Solids 20% Minimum
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

The Prosecco Gift Set 

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
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<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Alcohol Gift

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

A Toast On Your Birthday Funny Card

Product Description:
It's not a happy birthday without chocolate, is it? This letterbox friendly gift box of Cadbury Roses features a 'Happy Birthday' sentiment on the packaging and is a delicious way to send birthday wishes to your favourite chocolate-lover
Product Specification:
580g Roses Chocolates
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya.
May Contain Nuts.
Ingredients:
Milk, Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea, Sunflower), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (from Milk), Glucose-Fructose Syrup, HazelNuts, Emulsifiers (E442, E471, Soya Lecithins, E476), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Humectant (Glycerol), Flavourings, Salt, Molasses, Acid (Citric Acid), Sodium Carbonates, Colours (Anthocyanins, Paprika Extract), Milk Chocolate: Milk Solids 14 % minimum, Milk Chocolate: Milk Solids 20 % minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Chocolates

Roses Happy Birthday Letterbox Chocolates

Say happy birthday with this Giant Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar with a twist. Packaged in a special "Happy Birthday" sleeve and delivered straight to your door.

Contains:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Weight: 850g
Dimensions: 42x 17 x 1.5cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk. May Contain Nuts, Wheat.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk Happy Birthday Bar (850g)

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Christ Its Your Birthday Card

Product Description:
Because who doesn&rsquo;t love a proper classic veggie British roast? If it ain&rsquo;t broke, don&rsquo;t fix it.
The perfect gift for your Sunday roast obsessed loved ones, this Classic British Roast Dinner Kit contains everything they need to create the ultimate veggie roast dinner. This box was created to liven up the traditional roast dinner with the very best ingredients, full of new and exciting flavours that will really wow.
Product Specification:
1 x Veggie Rub No. 1 50g 1 x Veggie Rub No. 2 50g 1 x Veggie Rub No. 5 50g 1 x Roast Potato Oil 250ml
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 7 x 15 x 22.5 cm Weight: 1.2kg
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Gluten-free / *Dairy-free / *Handmade, Natural ingredients / Suitable for vegetarians Contains no Nuts, Dairy, Gluten, Egg or Soy
Ingredients:
Veggie Rub No. 1 &ndash; Ginger, Garlic, Chilli, Cumin, Coriander, Cardamom, Paprika. Veggie Rub No. 2 &ndash; Anglesey Sea Salt Halen Mon PDO, Garlic, Cayenne, Ancho, Nutritional Yeast, Sugar and Cumin Veggie Rub No. 5 &ndash; Paprika, Smoked Paprika, Palm sugar, Ancho, Chipotle, Guajillo, Coriander, Celery Salt, Sugar, Pepper, Garlic Salt, Cassia, Onion, Ginger. Roast Potato Oil &ndash; Extra Virgin Cold Pressed Rapeseed Oil infused with Smoke, Rosemary and Garlic (all infusions are less than 3%)
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Hampers

Veggie Roast Dinner Kit

Celebrity I am Ecstatic That it Is Your Birthday Card

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Its Your Birthday Very Nice Borat Card

Read The Birthday Card Read It And Understand It Funny Spoof Card

You Weren't Born Yesterday Fella Birthday Card

Friday Night Dinner Funny Jim Lydia Was The Nearest Birthday Card

Let them feel truly loved with this Birthday Hamper from Thornton &amp; France. Not only is it stuffed with tasty treats, there's also some fun props to make any party - big or small - go with a bang! Crack open the Trevisana Prosecco and enjoy a Happy Birthday Chocolate Bar, Half Chocolate Coated Taste Oat Flips and the Miniature Happy Birthday Cake while entertaining everyone with photo props &ndash; perfect for capturing some special birthday selfies and memories.&nbsp;
Contents:
1 x Trevisana Prosecco 75cl 1 x Happy Birthday Chocolate Bar 80g 1 x Decorated Chocolate Star 50g 1 x Farmhouse Caramel Latte Biscuits 100g
1 x Miniature Happy Birthday Cake 1 x Happy Birthday Candle
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
Product Name: Happy Birthday Chocolate Bar 80g
Ingredients: (100%) Colombian MILK Chocolate (Cocoa Solids 41% Minimum, Milk Solids 19% Minimum) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Vanilla Extract).
Allergens: For allergens, see ingredients in CAPITALS.
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Product Name: Thornton &amp; France Milk Chocolate Star 50g
Ingredients: (96%) Colombian MILK Chocolate (Cocoa Solids 41% Minimum, MILK Solids 19% Minimum) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Flavouring: Vanilla Extract), (4%) Gold Sugar Decoration (Sugar, WHEAT Starch, Glucose Syrup, Colours: E101, E171, E172; Glazing Agent: Shellac).
Allergens: For allergens, see ingredients in CAPITALS. May contain traces of NUTS and PEANUTS.
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Product Name: Farmhouse Black &amp; Gold Caramel Latte 100g
Ingredients: Flour (WHEAT Flour, Calcium, Niacin, Iron, Thiamin), Vegetable Oils (Sustainable Palm, Rapeseed), Sugar, Caramel Pieces (9%) (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed MILK (MILK, Sugar), Sustainable Palm Oil, Butter Oil (MILK), Natural Flavouring), Flavouring, Natural Flavouring, Colour: Plain Caramel.
Allergens: For allergens, see ingredients in CAPITALS. May also contain EGG, SOYA and Tree NUTS.
Mini Fruit Cake with Icing & Chocolate Plaque

Ingredients: Sultanas (44%), Icing (20%) (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Palm Oil, Water, Humectant: Glycerine (E422), Emulsifier (E471), Stabiliser (E466), Preservative (E202), Flavouring), Sugar, WHEAT Flour (Contains Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), EGG, Butter (MILK), White Chocolate Flavoured Drizzle (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Whey Powder (From MILK), Lactose (From MILK), Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), Vanilla Extract), Candied Mixed Citrus Peel (Orange Peel, Lemon Peel, Glucose Fructose Syrup, Salt, Acidity Regulator, Citric Acid), Cream Sherry (Contains SULPHITES), Caramel Colour E150c, Black Treacle, Decorated Chocolate Plaque ( Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Emulsifiers: SOYA Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin, Colour: E172), Glazing Agent (Water, Glazing Agent: Dextrin , Sugar , Glucose Syrup , Citric Acid (E330), Potassium Sorbate (E202)), Raising Agents: E500, E450 (WHEAT), Mixed Spice, Flavouring (ALMONDS, NUTS).
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Happy Birthday Hamper 1x75cl

Hurrah For Gin You And Me Wine Tasting Birthday Card

Just like Thelma &amp; Louise, Cher &amp; Dionne, and Patsy &amp; Eddie, celebrate the best of friendships with this silver interlocked heart bracelet from Joma Jewellery. This sweet gift features a charming message that reads "this little bracelet I give to you because I'm lucky to have such a good friend in you".

Material: Silver plated brass
Dimensions: 17.5cm
Care instructions: plated jewellery will tarnish over time, to avoid it tarnishing faster than it should, keep it from coming into contact with materials such as: detergents, bleaches, ammonia, chlorine, perfumes, body-creams and hairspray.
To clean your jewellery, use a dry soft clean cloth and wipe gently. Do not use silver cleaner or silver dip and try to avoid overcleaning.
After removing jewellery, keep it stored in a cool, dry place, avoiding other pieces of jewellery so they don&rsquo;t rub and scratch.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Jewellery & Accessories

Joma Jewellery 'A Little Friendship' Heart Bracelet

Jolly Awesome Your so coo Pigeon Humour Birthday Card

We&rsquo;ve got a perfectly packaged box for everyone you love and for every occasion. Our letterbox gifts are little parcels of joy and ready to send! You don&rsquo;t even need to worry about the lucky person being in, as our entire range fit perfectly through their (you guessed it) letterbox!
This Chocolate Fanatic Letterbox Gift is just the thing for your chocoholic and chocolate lovin' loved ones! It has literally every chocolatey chocolate you can dream of, from milk chocolate, to orange infused to caramel crunch, <a>but the best</a> treat of all is to arrive home with this waiting on their doorstep!
Contains: 1 x Tony's Chocolonely Milk Chocolate 180g 1 x Tony's Chocolonely Dark Chocolate Almond Sea Salt 47g 1 x Willies Cacao Luscious Orange 26g 1 x Willies Cacao Milk of the Gods 50g 1 x Caffarel Gianduia Bar 30g 1 x Butlers Caramel Crunch 75g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22.5x20x24cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted.
Ingredients: Tonys Milk: sugar, dry whole milk, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soy lecithin) Tonys Dark Chocolate Almond Sea Salt: cocoa mass, sugar, 10% almond, cocoa butter, 0.5% sea salt, emulsifier (soy lecithin) Willies Orange: Dark Chocolate with Orange. Cocoa solids 65% minimum. Ingredients: cocoa mass 59.9%, raw cane sugar 35%, cocoa butter 5%, essential orange oil 0.1% Willies Milk of the Gods: Milk Chocolate. Cocoa Solids 44% minimum. Ingredients: raw cane sugar, cocoa mass 25%, milk powder 21%, cocoa butter 19% Caffarel Gianduia: sugar, cocoa butter, Piedmont hazelnut (15%), cocoa mass, whole milk powder, almonds, emulsifier: lecithin (soya), vanillin (artificial flavouring). Butlers Caramel Crunch: Milk chocolate (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, flavouring: natural vanilla), caramel (43%) (glucose syrup, sugar, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), non-hydrogenated vegetable fat, butter, invert sugar syrup, emulsifiers: soya lecithin and mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids, salt, flavouring: vanillin), caramelised hazelnut pieces (2%) (sugar, hazelnuts). (Milk chocolate contains: 32% cocoa solids minimum, 20% milk solids minimum). This product contains milk, soya and nuts and may contain traces of gluten.

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Objectables It's Your Birthday Idiot Celebrity Funny Card

Objectables Missing Vowels Round Celebrity Funny Card

Objectables Worthless Antiques Celebrity Funny Card

Honeycomb baton, chocolate truffle, gooey caramel...if you're drooling already, imagine how delighted they'll be. Everyone loves a Thornton, but even more so when it's paired with a bottle of personalised prosecco. Together they're the perfect gift to bring someone special joy and cheer. And don't mind them if they don't want to share. It's all far too tasty. Make someone feel special with chocolates and personalised prosecco.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Personalised Prosecco 75cl With Thorntons Classic Collection (282g)

Found This Funny Bone Humerus Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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