Front of card: 'Ain't nobody got time for that' Meme Birthday Card Funny topical meme illustration. Text reads: "Ain't nobody got time for your birthday!". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

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Funny Topical Meme Aint Nobody Got Time For That Birthday Card

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Front of card: Funny topical Battle Royale style TV show illustrated birthday card, featuring a character from the show and a guard in the background. Text reads: "Have a great birthday! Don't spend all the money at once." Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Funny Topical TV Show Don't Spend All The Money At Once Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny topical Battle Royale style TV show illustrated birthday card, featuring a older character sittiing down in one of the trials. Text reads: "How you celebrate every birthday after 23..." Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Funny Topical TV Show Old Age Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny topical Battle Royale style TV show illustrated birthday card, featuring one of the guards from the show wearing a party hat. Text reads: "Congratulations, another year older, let's play some party games." Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Funny Topical TV Show Another Year Older Birthday Card

This Ultimate Pub Lager Collection is a beery good idea for a birthday gift, will make them so hoppy for an celebration or would also make a brewtiful housewarming present! Okay enough with the incredible beer puns (you're welcome). This collection of the nation's favourite lagers will knock their socks off, whatever the occasion! Contains 6 x 330ml bottles:
Carlsberg Lager San miguel Stella Artois Heineken Coors Light Amstel
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

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Ultimate Pub Lager Collection 6x330ml

Sit back and relax by popping open a bottle of bubbly, lighting a wonderfully aromatic candle and snacking on some luxurious chocolates. The glorious Italian Prosecco is filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity - and it's won multiple awards! Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! A real treat for any occasion, from birthdays to just-because!
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 2 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
3.983kg 36 x 21.5 x11 75cl ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Wine - May contain sulphites. Chocolates contain: MILK, SOYA and NUTS.&nbsp;
Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Virgin Wines Prosecco, Chocolates and Candle with Wooden Gift Box

A perfect combo of relaxing goodies to help you put your feet up! There's a glorious Italian Prosecco that's filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity and it's ros&eacute; variant that has gorgeous notes of strawberries and redcurrants. Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! Two bottles of world-class bubbly and extra goodies - yes please! 
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Senti Prosecco Rose Extra Dry&nbsp; 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 3 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
150cl 4.569kg 36 x 30 x 11 ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Prosecco Rose Gummies: Glucose syrup, sugar, water, pork gelatine, acidulant (citric acid), flavouring (prosecco), colours (black carrot), glazing agent (carnauba wax and vegetable oil &ndash; coconut, rapeseed)
May contain sulphites. Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Virgin Wines Prosecco Duo, Chocolates and Candle in Wooden Gift Box

Whether they're turning 15, 50, or any milestone in between, surprise them to more with one of our happy birthday balloons. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.&nbsp;
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
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Balloon

Pink & Gold Happy Birthday Balloon

Surprise them to more on their momentous occasion with one of our birthday balloon bouquets. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
3 x 18&rdquo; Helium Balloon 3 x Ribbon 1 x Weight
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.

Happy 30th Birthday Trio

Banter Funny illustration of a person farting into a face mask. The caption reads Bring Back Masks! But Only For Editable Name. The design sits on a yellow background.
The rear of the card is white, with the Banter! and Moonpig logos.

Funny Bring Back Face Masks Fart Joke Birthday Card

Banter bright graphic illustration of a Birthday cake with three candles on it, and some stars surrounding it. The caption reads Too Many To Count Editable Happy Birthday Name. The design sits on a blue background.
The rear of the card is white, with the Banter! and Moonpig logos.

Bright Graphic Too Many To Count Birthday Cake Birthday Card

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
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<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

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52 Things To Do While You Poo

Funny Topical Birthday Shortages Pie Chart Card Front of card: A pie chart half filled with 'Shortages', 'fuel, milkshakes, loo roll and food stuffs' and half filled with 'No Shortage', 'of candles on your cake'. Back of card: Felt Sudios 2021

Funny Topical Birthday Shortages Pie Chart Card

Funny Topical TV Show Birthday Card Front of card: Yellow with a window that contains three topical TV show characters wearing masks, with a triangle, circle and square on them.card reads: This Birthday Card Has Squids On The Outside, but no Quids Inside Back of card: Felt Sudios 2021

Funny Topical TV Show Birthday Card

Funny Birthday Plan Card Front of card: Pink background with two yellow boxes with text inside and a simple sketch drawing of a cake Text reads: Birthday plan, plan A cake, pan B cake. Back of card: Felt Sudios 2021

Funny Birthday Plan Card

Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

Chocolates

Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza (260g)

Animal Planet bright, graphic  illustration of a Giraffe. The caption reads Editable Name You Are Truly Above The Rest. The card background colour is red.
The rear of the card is white, with the Animal Planet and Moonpig logos

Animal Planet Bright Graphic Illustration Of A Giraffe. You Are Truly Above The Rest Birthday Card

Animal Planet bright, graphic  illustration of a Polar Bear. The caption reads High Five. It's Your Birthday Editable Name The card background colour is dark purple.
The rear of the card is white, with the Animal Planet and Moonpig logos

Animal Planet Bright Graphic Illustration Of A Polar Bear. High Five Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration Of Squid Games Character Text reads: I Eliminated The Money From Inside Your Card Happy Birthday Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Squid Games Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Garfield Hip Hip Hooray 30th Birthday Card Features illustration of Garfiled holding a birthday cake wearing party hat. Text reads: "Hip Hip Hooray 30 Today!" 30 is customisable. Back of card: Garfield logo

Garfield Hip Hip Hooray 30th Birthday Card

Front of card: Garfield Hope Your Birthday Is A Splash Card Features illustration of Garfiled stood in a paddling pool wearing a rubber ring and snorkel and mask. Text reads: "Hope Your Birthday Is A Splash Molly!" Molly is customisable. Back of card: Garfield logo

Garfield Hope Your Birthday Is A Splash Card

Front of card: Garfield Today Is All About You Birthday Card Features illustration of Garfiled pointing towards recipient of card next to two photo uploads. Text reads: "Marley, Today Is All About You! Hope Your Day Is Bursting With Excitement!" Marley is customisable. Back of card: Garfield logo

Garfield Today Is All About You Birthday Card

Front of card: Guardians Of The Galaxy Space-Tacular Birthday Card Guardians of the Galaxy superheroes. Personalised card. Text reads: "Have A Space-Tacular Birthday Alex". Alex is customisable Back of card: Marvel Guardians Of The Galaxy Logo

Guardians Of The Galaxy Space-Tacular Birthday Card

Send someone special a happy, happy birthday with a gift that arrives straight through their letterbox &ndash; so they don't even need to be at home when it arrives! Featuring 6 bars with flavours like brownie, peanut butter, fudge and oat milk, we just know this delicious selection will have their tongue tingling.
Product Specification: 
x6 100g Bars in a Letterbox Wrap.
1 x Happy Birthday Milk Bar
1 x Happy Birthday Dark Bar
1 x Chocolate Brownie Bar
1 x Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar
1 x Salted Caramel Bar
1 x Oat Milk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar
Additional Information:
Total Weight: 600g
2cm x 26.5cm x 18.5cm
Ingredients:
Happy Birthday Milk Bar: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Happy Birthday Dark Bar: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Chocolate Brownie Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, brownie pieces (sugar, cocoa powder, humectant (glycerol), sunflower oil, wheat starch, cream powder (milk) coconut oil, glucose syrup, salt), emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, peanut paste, roasted chopped peanuts cocoa mass, emulsfier (soya lecithin), salt, natural flavouring (vanilla). Oat Mi!lk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, dried oat powder, cocoa Mass, caramel Crisp (sugar, glucose syrup, coconut oil, natural flavour, natural colour (caramelised sugar syrup) emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), dried rice powder, emulsifier (sunflower Lecithin), sea Salt, flavouring (caramel (0.1%), natural vanilla) Fudge Crunch Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, fudge pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), palm oil, butter (milk) emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (vanilla), salt), shortcake biscuit (wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamine, niacin), sugar, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (palm oil SG, rapeseed oil), invert sugar syrup, tapioca starch, salt, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate. ammonium bicarbonate), non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (shea kernel oil, palm oil SG), emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), honeycomb pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sodium bicarbonate, rice flour) emulsifier (soya lecithin).
For allergens see listed ingredients above. May contain traces of gluten, nuts, and peanuts. Young children (less than 4 years) have limited chewing ability and could choke on small sweets.

Gnaw Birthday Letterbox Chocolate Gift Set 600g (Contains 6 Bars)

Bright graphic illustration of different sized Birthday parcels with happy faces on them. The caption reads Many Happy Returns! The design sits on a pink background.
The rear of the card has a white background with the LOL and Moonpig logos

Bright Graphic Birthday Parcels Many Happy Returns Birthday Card 

Bright Graphic Illustration Of Squid Games Characters. The Next Game Is Pass The parcel Personalised Card.

Bright Graphic Illustration Of Squid Games Characters. The Next Game Is Pass The parcel Personalised

Bright Graphic Illustration Of Squid Games Balloons. Another Year Eliminated Card.

Front of card: Moonpigs Lobster Pig Love You Card Cute Moonpig wearing red lobster costume. Personalised card. Text reads: "You're my lobster now and forever. I love you Marise!" Back of card: Moonpigs Logo

Moonpigs Lobster Pig You Are My Lobster Card

Growing their own tree? Nature lovers and green fingered friends will love it. Starting from scratch, the box contains four packets of mixed Bonsai seeds, five starter growing pots made from coconut husk (you're welcome, planet), and five natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered. Lastly, there's five wooden plant markers and the all important instruction guide. Watch them enjoy the gift just grows and grows.
Includes:
<ul>
<li>4 packets of mixed bonsai seeds</li>
<li>5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li>5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li>5 wooden plant markers</li>
<li>Your growing instructions guide</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;Dimensions: 16.8 x 9.5 x 12.7cm
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Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Grow It Bonsai Tree Plant

Green Background With Four Gold Coins, Happy Birthday Lets Cut Some Shapes Peronalised card

Funny Our Wine Which Art In Bottles Prosecoo Be Thy Name Personalised Card

Front of card: Space Invaders Daughter Photo Upload Birthday Card Pink and white Space Invader design featuring retro font. Text reads: "Happy Birthday Daughter!" Back of card: Space Invaders Logo

Space Invaders Daughter Photo Upload Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of popular female music singer holding microphone Text reads:"Hope your 30s go easy on you". Name is editable. Back of card: Sketchy Characters logo.

Topical Pop Music Themed 30th Birthday Card

Front of card: Cute Illustrated Tetris Cake Birthday Card Cute illustration of Multi coloured Tetris Blocks on a Cake. Text reads: "Have an Epic Birthday Maddox" Name is editable Back of card: Yellow background with the Tetris Logo

Cute Illustrated Tetris Cake Birthday Card

front of card: Black and White IllustratedTetris block around the card with an illustration of a Console that features a Photo Upload, Below this is editable Text.Text reads: "Charles: The Years Are Stacking Up" Back of card: Grey background with the Tetris Logo

Tetris Retro Illustrated Console Photo Upload Birthday Card

The Playful Indian Illustrated bowls of Daal on a red background, The caption reads Editable Name Life Is So Daal Without You.
The rear of the card has white background with both The Playful Indian and Moonpig logos.

Illustrated Bowls Of Daal. Life Is So Daal Without You Birthday Card

The Playful Indian Illustration of two waffles on a lilac background, The caption reads Editable Name I Love You A Waffle Lot.
The rear of the card has white background with both The Playful Indian and Moonpig logos.

Illustration Of Two Waffles. I Love You A Waffle Lot Birthday Card

The Playful Indian Illustration of Dim Sum with speech bubbles saying Hi and Hey Beautiful, on a brown background, The caption reads Editable Name You're All That And Dim Sum.
The rear of the card has white background with both The Playful Indian and Moonpig logos.

Illustration Of Dim Sum. You're All That And Dim Sum Birthday Card

The Playful Indian Illustration of two cups of tea, on a purple background, The caption reads Editable Name Let's Be Besteas Forever.
The rear of the card has white background with both The Playful Indian and Moonpig logos.

Illustration Of Two Cups Of Tea. Let's Be Besteas Forever Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustrationSquid Games Character Text reads: 'Do You Accept This Birthday Card.' Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

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