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This Absolut Vodka Cocktail Kit is all they need to get the party started! Go from zero to cocktail in less than 60 seconds, and enjoy a DIY delicious beverage! The perfect birthday or celebration gift idea for your fancy friends and your vodka obsessed loved ones! Contains: 
<ul>
<li>1 x Absolut Vanilla (5cl)</li>
<li>1 x Monin Passion Fruit Syrup (5cl)</li>
<li>1 x Cocktail shaker</li>
<li>1 x Jigger </li>
</ul>
ABV: 40%
Minimum age 18 years +

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Sit back and relax by popping open a bottle of bubbly, lighting a wonderfully aromatic candle and snacking on some luxurious chocolates. The glorious Italian Prosecco is filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity - and it's won multiple awards! Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! A real treat for any occasion, from birthdays to just-because!
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 2 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
3.983kg 36 x 21.5 x11 75cl ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Wine - May contain sulphites. Chocolates contain: MILK, SOYA and NUTS.&nbsp;
Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Virgin Wines Prosecco, Chocolates and Candle with Wooden Gift Box

A perfect combo of relaxing goodies to help you put your feet up! There's a glorious Italian Prosecco that's filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity and it's ros&eacute; variant that has gorgeous notes of strawberries and redcurrants. Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! Two bottles of world-class bubbly and extra goodies - yes please! 
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Senti Prosecco Rose Extra Dry&nbsp; 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 3 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
150cl 4.569kg 36 x 30 x 11 ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Prosecco Rose Gummies: Glucose syrup, sugar, water, pork gelatine, acidulant (citric acid), flavouring (prosecco), colours (black carrot), glazing agent (carnauba wax and vegetable oil &ndash; coconut, rapeseed)
May contain sulphites. Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Virgin Wines Prosecco Duo, Chocolates and Candle in Wooden Gift Box

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction A medley of playful pinks and tasteful neutral tones &ndash; this bouquet is the epitome of elegance. Featuring bright and cheery cerise germini, pink roses, white lisianthus and scented oriental lilies; complemented by dainty gypsophilia and salal foliage, this arrangement comes hand arranged by our skilled florists.
What&rsquo;s in the Box? Standard - 1 x Oriental Lily Pink 3 x Germini Cerise 3 x Rose Pink 2 x Lisianthus White 1 x Gypsophila 3 x Robusta
Large - 5 x Pink Roses 5 x Cerise Germini 3 x White Lisianthus 3 x Pink Oriental Lily 1 x White Gypsophila 3 x Robusta Eucalyptus
Total bouquet length: 50cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
<li aria-level="1">This bouquet contains lilies which can be toxic to pets. Keep them away from your furry friends.</li>
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Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction With bright and fresh tulips and hyacinths, there's no better way to welcome in a season of growth than with this smile-inducing bouquet. What&rsquo;s in the Box? x5 Tulip Purple x3 Aster Lilac x3 Lilac Hyacinth
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
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Gents, it&rsquo;s time to brush up on your general knowledge. This book is jam-packed with man stats, man figures and man facts &ndash; everything that separates the men from the boys. Covering sports, history, science &ndash; this is a trivia bible. Get this for the king trivia in your life, and soon he&rsquo;ll be in demand from every pub team across the country. 
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Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut

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A fun gift for any gin lover, this generous glass goblet is just the thing for their favourite G&amp;T. Featuring the hand-etched saying 'Make mine a double gin', it's also a nice subtle refill reminder for anyone who might be heading to the kitchen!
Dimensions: (H) 21cm x (D) 11cm
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Know someone who loooooves a G&amp;T? But who also takes pride in not killing plants? Then, boy oh boy, do we have the perfect gift for you. They will absolutely love this Grown Your Own Botanical Gin Kit, a wonderful little treat for birthdays, occasions and housewarmings! Or if you want to celebrate national gin day...which is every day. Contents:
<ul>
<li>2 x Packet of seeds</li>
<li>4 x Coconut husk plant pots</li>
<li>4 x Coconut husk compost discs</li>
<li>4 x Wooden plant markers</li>
</ul>
Weight: 162g
Dimensions: 12 x 12 x 12 cm
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1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

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Pink Gin Gift Set 

For gin lovers that also love a cocktail. This miniature gift collection lets them discover some of the UK's best pink gins. Greenall's Wild Berry comes from blackberries grown in English hedgerows. Why not try a Plum Royale with Edinburgh Gin's plum and vanilla? Whitley Neil Raspberry gin has the perfect summer zing, while Gordons pink gin is the foundation of any decent spritz. 

1X 5cl Greenall's Wild Berry, 5cl Edinburgh Gin Plum Royale & Vanilla, Whitley Neil Raspberry, Gordons Pink Gin 

<li>4 x 5cl</li> 

<li>43% ABV</li> 
Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

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