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This Ultimate Pub Lager Collection is a beery good idea for a birthday gift, will make them so hoppy for an celebration or would also make a brewtiful housewarming present! Okay enough with the incredible beer puns (you're welcome). This collection of the nation's favourite lagers will knock their socks off, whatever the occasion! Contains 6 x 330ml bottles:
Carlsberg Lager San miguel Stella Artois Heineken Coors Light Amstel
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A perfect combo of relaxing goodies to help you put your feet up! There's a glorious Italian Prosecco that's filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity and it's ros&eacute; variant that has gorgeous notes of strawberries and redcurrants. Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! Two bottles of world-class bubbly and extra goodies - yes please! 
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Senti Prosecco Rose Extra Dry&nbsp; 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 3 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
150cl 4.569kg 36 x 30 x 11 ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Prosecco Rose Gummies: Glucose syrup, sugar, water, pork gelatine, acidulant (citric acid), flavouring (prosecco), colours (black carrot), glazing agent (carnauba wax and vegetable oil &ndash; coconut, rapeseed)
May contain sulphites. Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Virgin Wines Prosecco Duo, Chocolates and Candle in Wooden Gift Box

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction With stems of pink snapdragons, peach germinis, white roses and stems of silky pistache foliage, this expertly arranged bouquet is happiness in flower form. Whether it's for a birthday, anniversary or just to make someone smile, this day-making selection is sure to do the trick.
What&rsquo;s in the Box? Standard -&nbsp; 2 x Santini Doria Dark 3 x Antirrhinum pink 3 x Pistache 3 x Germini Peach Cafe 3 x Standard Carnation Antique 1 x Rose white Large-&nbsp; 3 x Santini Doria Dark 4 x Antirrhinum pink 3 x Pistache 5 x Germini Peach Cafe 5 x Carnation Antique 3 x Rose white
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
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<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
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Please Note:
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<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
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Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction The perfect way to surprise someone special on their big day, this expertly arranged bouquet features stems of snapdragons, lilies and roses &ndash; bursting with hues of pinks, yellows and greens.
Want to make their bouquet all the more special? Add this timeless white vase with a subtle crackled effect to your order &ndash; perfect for making their blooms look even better than they already do! What&rsquo;s in the Box? x3 LA Pink x3 Dianthus Barbatus Neon Cher x3 Solidago x3 Antirrhinum Yellow x5 Rose Cerise x3 Tanacetum Yellow
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
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<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
<li aria-level="1">This bouquet contains lilies which can be toxic to pets. Keep them away from your furry friends.</li>
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Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
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<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
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You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

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Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

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Spread some major girl power vibes with this delicious gift. Complete with tasty chocolates in fun shapes, we just know this will go down a treat for birthdays, celebrations or just-because moments!
Product Specification
Contains x4 Shaped Chocolates in a Box.
Additional Information
Dimensions: 19.5 x 24.5 x 2 cm
Weight: 135g
Dietary Information
Ingredients
Ingredients: Finest milk chocolate: Sugar (45%), cocoa butter (29%), WHOLE MILK POWDER (18%), cocoa mass (7%), POWDERED CREAM (0.5%), emulsifier: SOYA LECITHIN (&lt;0.5%); vanilla extract, colours in the d&eacute;cor mass: E120, E160c. White chocolate: Sugar (44%), cocoa butter (34%), WHOLE MILK POWDER (21%), Emulsifier: SOYA LECITHIN (&lt;1%); vanilla extract (&lt;0.1%), colour in the d&eacute;cor mass: E172; safflower and lemon concentrate, spirulina extract, concentrated radish, blackcurrant and apple.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
"Adding an extra sweet treat?
1 x Giant Lollipop
Additional Information:&nbsp;
Weight: 250g
 Dimensions: 255 x 135 x 13mm
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, glucose syrup, flavour: mint, colours: E100, E120, E141, E160a, E163, E171 See allergens on back of pack.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. "
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This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

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Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

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It might be a little cheesy but if you think someone's grate, this hamper is the perfect way to wish them a gouda Day! For all the cheese lovers out there, this one's for them.
Contains:
Wooden Cheese Board &amp; Knife
Ventopuro Merlot 37.5cl
Shaws Caramelised Red Onion Chutney with Balsamic 195g
Yorkshire Crisps Cheddar &amp; Caramelised Onion Chutney Crisps 50g Drum
Fine Cheese Co Oatcake Rounds 150g
Cottage Delight Farmhouse Pork Pate 90g
Cambrook Dry Roasted Peanuts 45g
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
Tiptree Ploughmans Plum Chutney 210g -Victoria Plums (45%), Sugar, Apples, Sultanas, Wine Vinegar, Sea Salt, Gelling Agent: Citrus Pectin, Onion Powder, Ginger Puree, Garlic Puree, Star Anise.Deli &amp; Co. Pork Liver Pate 180g -Fat and pork liver 40%, eggs, salt, starch, garlic, shallots, sugar, spicesPeter Yard Sourdough Crispbreads Original 105g -Milk, Rye Flour, Wheat Flour, Sourdough 11.5% (Rye Flour, Water), Wholewheat Flour, Honey, Salt, Yeast.&nbsp;
Cheese is not included
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x1 LINDOR Assorted Festive Cornet 200gx8 SRP
Dimensions: H 15.8cm / W 11cm / D 6.5cm
Weight: 200g
Ingredients: Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole MILK Powder, LACTOSE, Skimmed MILK Powder, Anhydrous MILK Fat, HAZELNUTS, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), BARLEY Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla, Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% mins.

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Every birthday needs snacks. Those are just the rules. This Birthday Box includes the perfect combo of tasty treats; chocolate caramel fudge, cheddar cheese bites, Linden chocolate, and lots more &ndash; plus a small bottle of fruity Shiraz to toast the occasion. Cheers!
Contains:
R&amp;R Robert &amp; Reeves Shiraz 18.7cl Frank's Luxury All Butter Shortbread Mini Bites in Bag 50g
GNAW Happy Birthday Milk Chocolate Bar 100g
Joe &amp; Seph's Salted Caramel Gourmet Popcorn Snack Pack 23g
Mini Chocolate Cake with Milk chocolate Chunks and White Chocolate Chips 125g
nibnibs Rosemary Mini Breadsticks Snack Pack 20g
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R&amp;R Robert &amp; Reeves Shiraz 18.7cl
Grapes Contains SULPHITES
Frank's Luxury All Butter Shortbread Mini Bites in Bag 50g
Ingredients: WHEAT flour, (calcium carbonate, iron, nicotinamide, thiamine ), salted butter (32%) sugar
Joe &amp; Seph's Salted Caramel Gourmet Popcorn Snack Pack 23g
Corn, Sugar, Butter (MILK), Corn Syrup, Sea Salt
Mini Chocolate Cake with Milk chocolate Chunks and White Chocolate Chips 125g
Light Brown Sugar (Sugar, Cane Molasses, Invert Sugar Syrup), Whole EGG, Margarine (Vegetable Oils (Palm, Rapeseed), Salt, Citric Acid), Fortified WHEAT Flour (WHEAT Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Niacin, Iron, Thiamin), Glucose Syrup (derived from WHEAT), Dark Chocolate Chips (10%) (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Vegetable Glycerine (Rapeseed Oil), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Dark Chocolate Icing [Sugar, Vegetable Oil (Rapeseed, Palm), Glucose Syrup (derived from WHEAT), Fat Reduced Cocoa powder, Emulsifiers (Mono-and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids (Palm Oil), SOYA Lecithin), Salt, Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Natural Flavouring], MILK Chocolate chunks (3%)(Sugar, Whole MILK Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (MILK), Skimmed MILK Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), White Chocolate Chips (3%) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Full Cream MILK Powder, Whey Powder (MILK), Vegetable Oils (Blend of Palm, Sal, Shea and Mango Kernels), Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin, Vanilla Flavouring), Raising Agent (Diphosphates, Sodium Carbonates, Fortified WHEAT Flour, (Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin)), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate)
nibnibs Rosemary Mini Breadsticks Snack Pack 20g
WHEAT Flour (contains Calcium Carbonate, Niacin, Iron, Thiamin), Durum WHEAT Semolina, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Yeast, Salt, Rosemary (1%). For allergens: Please see ingredients in bold.
GNAW Happy Birthday Milk Chocolate Bar - Balloon Wrap 100g
Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), Natural Flavouring (vanilla). Milk chocolate contains cocoa solids 36% min, MILK solids 23% min. For allergens see ingredients in bold.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

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Product Name:&nbsp;Isle of Wight Distillery Mermaid Pink Gin 5cl
Ingredients:&nbsp;Mermaid Pink Gin

Product Name:&nbsp;Monty Bojangles Truffle Bites Hint of Sea Salt 100g
Ingredients:&nbsp;Vegetable Oils (COCONUT, Palm Kernel), Sugar, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder (from&nbsp;MILK), Cocoa Powder, Salt of Guerande (0.5%), Emulsifier (SOYA&nbsp;Lecithin)
Allergens: For allergens, see ingredients in&nbsp;CAPITALS. May contain traces of&nbsp;BARLEY,&nbsp;EGGS,&nbsp;NUTS,&nbsp;PEANUTS,&nbsp;SESAME&nbsp;and&nbsp;WHEAT

Product Name:&nbsp;Popcorn Shed Strawberries &amp; Cream 24g
Ingredients:&nbsp;Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Popcorn, Butter (contains&nbsp;MILK), Rapeseed Oil, Strawberries, Double Cream (contains&nbsp;MILK), Salt, Sunflower Lecithin, Bicarbonate of Soda, Natural Caramel Flavouring, Natural Strawberry Flavouring.
Allergens: For allergens, see ingredients in&nbsp;CAPITALS.&nbsp;Made in a facility where&nbsp;SOYA,&nbsp;NUTS,&nbsp;PEANUTS&nbsp;and&nbsp;GLUTEN&nbsp;arepresent

Product Name:&nbsp;Buttermilk Plant-Powered Salted Caramel Cups 42g
Ingredients:&nbsp;Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Cocoa Butter, Rice Powder (Dried Rice Syrup, Rice Starch, Rice Flour), Cocoa Mass, Water,&nbsp;COCONUT&nbsp;Oil,&nbsp;COCONUT&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;Powder, Emulsifier: Sunflower Lecithin, Sea Salt (0.3%), Thickener: Corn Starch, Pectin, Natural Flavouring 
Allergens:&nbsp;For allergens, see ingredients in&nbsp;CAPITALS.&nbsp;Made in a factory that uses&nbsp;SOYA,&nbsp;PEANUTS&nbsp;and tree&nbsp;NUTS&nbsp;as an ingredient.

Product Name:&nbsp;Ask Mummy &amp; Daddy Prosecco Rose Gummies 50g
Ingredients:&nbsp;Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Water, Pork Gelatine, Acidulant (Citric Acid), Flavouring (Prosecco), Colours (Black Carrot), Glazing Agent (Carnauba Wax and Vegetable Oil - Coconut, Rapeseed).
Allergens: For Allergens, see ingredients in&nbsp;CAPITALS. Packed in a facility that also handles&nbsp;MILK,&nbsp;SOYA,&nbsp;WHEAT, Tree&nbsp;NUTS&nbsp;and&nbsp;PEANUTS.

Product Name:&nbsp;NibNibs Not Too Naughty Caramelised Mini Cookies x2
Ingredients: WHEAT&nbsp;Flour (contains Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin),&nbsp;COCONUT&nbsp;Oil, Corn Flour, Sugar, Chicory Root Extract, Raising Agents (Disodium Diphosphate, Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate), Natural flavouring, Muscavado Sugar, Emulsifier: Sunflower Lecithin, Raising Agent: Sodium Bicarbonate
Allergens: For allergens, see ingredients in&nbsp;CAPITALS.

Product Name:&nbsp;Thornton &amp; France White Chocolate Star with Gold Sprinkles 50g
Ingredients:&nbsp;(96%) Colombian White Chocolate (Cocoa Butter 35% Minimum,&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;Solids 24% Minimum) (Sugar, Cocoate Butter,&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;Powder, Emulsifier:&nbsp;SOYA&nbsp;Lecithin; Vanilla Extract), (4%) Gold Sugar Decoration (Sugar,&nbsp;WHEAT&nbsp;Starch, Glucose Syrup, Colours: E101, E171, E172; Glazing Agent: Shellac
Allergens:&nbsp;For Allergens, see ingredients in&nbsp;CAPITALS.

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