Front of card: Funny topical Battle Royale style TV show illustrated birthday card, featuring a character from the show and a guard in the background. Text reads: "Have a great birthday! Don't spend all the money at once." Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Standard Card

Funny Topical TV Show Don't Spend All The Money At Once Birthday Card

For the little messages

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Large Card

For a big impression

Giant Card

Front of card: Funny topical Battle Royale style TV show illustrated birthday card, featuring a older character sittiing down in one of the trials. Text reads: "How you celebrate every birthday after 23..." Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

Funny Topical TV Show Old Age Birthday Card

Take them on a gin adventure! This gift set contains a selection of miniature dry gins from different gin houses. And tonics! The perfect gift for your gin-loving friend!
Product Specification:
1x Gin House Gift Set
Additional Information:
x1 5cl Tanqueray Gin
x1 5cl Gordons Pink Gin
x1 5cl Edinburgh Gin Rhubard and Ginger
x1 5cl Beefeater Orange Gin
x4 Fentiman's Tonic Water
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Alcohol Gift

Gin House Gift Set

This Absolut Vodka Cocktail Kit is all they need to get the party started! Go from zero to cocktail in less than 60 seconds, and enjoy a DIY delicious beverage! The perfect birthday or celebration gift idea for your fancy friends and your vodka obsessed loved ones! Contains: 
<ul>
<li>1 x Absolut Vanilla (5cl)</li>
<li>1 x Monin Passion Fruit Syrup (5cl)</li>
<li>1 x Cocktail shaker</li>
<li>1 x Jigger </li>
</ul>
ABV: 40%
Minimum age 18 years +

Absolut Vodka Passionfruit Martini Cocktail Kit

Sit back and relax by popping open a bottle of bubbly, lighting a wonderfully aromatic candle and snacking on some luxurious chocolates. The glorious Italian Prosecco is filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity - and it's won multiple awards! Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! A real treat for any occasion, from birthdays to just-because!
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 2 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
3.983kg 36 x 21.5 x11 75cl ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Wine - May contain sulphites. Chocolates contain: MILK, SOYA and NUTS.&nbsp;
Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Virgin Wines Prosecco, Chocolates and Candle with Wooden Gift Box

A perfect combo of relaxing goodies to help you put your feet up! There's a glorious Italian Prosecco that's filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity and it's ros&eacute; variant that has gorgeous notes of strawberries and redcurrants. Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! Two bottles of world-class bubbly and extra goodies - yes please! 
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Senti Prosecco Rose Extra Dry&nbsp; 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 3 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
150cl 4.569kg 36 x 30 x 11 ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Prosecco Rose Gummies: Glucose syrup, sugar, water, pork gelatine, acidulant (citric acid), flavouring (prosecco), colours (black carrot), glazing agent (carnauba wax and vegetable oil &ndash; coconut, rapeseed)
May contain sulphites. Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Virgin Wines Prosecco Duo, Chocolates and Candle in Wooden Gift Box

Name something funnier than a chimp wearing sunnies. We'll wait. You CAN'T. We knew it. This pre-inflated balloon is the perfect way to ensure they really do have the best birthday ever.
Included with our balloon delivery:
1 x 18 inch helium balloon&nbsp; 1 x ribbon&nbsp; 1 x Chocolate coin weight (upon availability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
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Balloon

Happy Birthday Monkey Balloon

Surprise them to more on their momentous occasion with one of our birthday balloon bouquets. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
3 x 18&rdquo; Helium Balloon 3 x Ribbon 1 x Weight
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.

Happy 30th Birthday Trio

Banter Funny illustration of a person farting into a face mask. The caption reads Bring Back Masks! But Only For Editable Name. The design sits on a yellow background.
The rear of the card is white, with the Banter! and Moonpig logos.

Funny Bring Back Face Masks Fart Joke Birthday Card

Banter bright graphic illustration of two people elbow bumping. The caption reads Birthday Bumps! Editable Happy Birthday Name. The design sits on a yellow background.
The rear of the card is white, with the Banter! and Moonpig logos.

Bright Graphic Birthday Elbow Bump Birthday Card

Front of card: Petrol Shortage Funny Typographic Birthday Card Text reads:"On a scale of one to #petrolshortages, how tanked are you getting on your birthday?" Back of card: Banter Logo

Petrol Shortage Funny Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Blue's Clues Smile It's Your Birthday Card Blue's Clues illustrated character on dark blue background surrounded by shapes. Name can be personalised. Text reads: "Smile It's Your Birthday Zachery. Have A Super Happy Day" Back of card: Blue's Clues And You Logo

Blue's Clues Smile It's Your Birthday Card

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

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52 Things To Do While You Poo

Funny Topical TV Show Birthday Card Front of card: Yellow with a window that contains three topical TV show characters wearing masks, with a triangle, circle and square on them.card reads: This Birthday Card Has Squids On The Outside, but no Quids Inside Back of card: Felt Sudios 2021

Funny Topical TV Show Birthday Card

Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

Chocolates

Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza (260g)

Front of card: Typographic 4 today sister Birthday Card In fun and vibrant lettering '4' fills the top half of the card. 'today sistery' is below and the name on the bottom can be personalised!

Typographic Bday 4 Today Sister Happy Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of JJ, Boba, Mochi, Ello, Pepe and Kiki riding in a yellow bus on a blue background The text reads:3 Today. Hip Hip Hooray Editable Name. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round Back of card: White background with the CoCo Melon and Moonpig logos

CoCo Melon. Illustration Of JJ, Boba, Mochi, Ello, Pepe and Kiki 3 Today Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny typographic petrol shortage themed birthday card with image of petrol pump. Text reads: 'I spent all of my money on panic buying petrol so this rubbish card will have to do...Happy Birthday.' Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Petrol Shortage Panic Buying Topical Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustrationSquid Games Character Text reads: 'Do You Accept This Birthday Card.' Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Squid Games Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration Of Squid Games Character Text reads: 'Youve Been Eliminated From Your 30's. Happy 40th Birthday Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Squid Games Funny 40th Birthday Card

Send someone special a happy, happy birthday with a gift that arrives straight through their letterbox &ndash; so they don't even need to be at home when it arrives! Featuring 6 bars with flavours like brownie, peanut butter, fudge and oat milk, we just know this delicious selection will have their tongue tingling.
Product Specification: 
x6 100g Bars in a Letterbox Wrap.
1 x Happy Birthday Milk Bar
1 x Happy Birthday Dark Bar
1 x Chocolate Brownie Bar
1 x Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar
1 x Salted Caramel Bar
1 x Oat Milk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar
Additional Information:
Total Weight: 600g
2cm x 26.5cm x 18.5cm
Ingredients:
Happy Birthday Milk Bar: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Happy Birthday Dark Bar: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Chocolate Brownie Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, brownie pieces (sugar, cocoa powder, humectant (glycerol), sunflower oil, wheat starch, cream powder (milk) coconut oil, glucose syrup, salt), emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, peanut paste, roasted chopped peanuts cocoa mass, emulsfier (soya lecithin), salt, natural flavouring (vanilla). Oat Mi!lk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, dried oat powder, cocoa Mass, caramel Crisp (sugar, glucose syrup, coconut oil, natural flavour, natural colour (caramelised sugar syrup) emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), dried rice powder, emulsifier (sunflower Lecithin), sea Salt, flavouring (caramel (0.1%), natural vanilla) Fudge Crunch Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, fudge pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), palm oil, butter (milk) emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (vanilla), salt), shortcake biscuit (wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamine, niacin), sugar, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (palm oil SG, rapeseed oil), invert sugar syrup, tapioca starch, salt, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate. ammonium bicarbonate), non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (shea kernel oil, palm oil SG), emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), honeycomb pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sodium bicarbonate, rice flour) emulsifier (soya lecithin).
For allergens see listed ingredients above. May contain traces of gluten, nuts, and peanuts. Young children (less than 4 years) have limited chewing ability and could choke on small sweets.

Gnaw Birthday Letterbox Chocolate Gift Set 600g (Contains 6 Bars)

Bright graphic illustration of different sized Birthday parcels with happy faces on them. The caption reads Many Happy Returns! The design sits on a pink background.
The rear of the card has a white background with the LOL and Moonpig logos

Bright Graphic Birthday Parcels Many Happy Returns Birthday Card 

Bright graphic illustration of a music cassette, surrounded by stars and lightening bolts. The caption reads Still Rocking It! You Are Totally Awesome The design sits on a blue, square patterned background.
The rear of the card has a white background with the LOL and Moonpig logos

Bright Graphic Music Cassette Still Rocking It You Are Totally Awesome Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny Song Lyrics Social Media Typographic Birthday Card Text reads: Oh no, Oh no, Oh no no no no no @notgettinganyyounger. Sorry you're getting old. Back of card: London Studio LOL logo

Funny Song Lyrics Social Media Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: No Time To Diet Funny Film Spoof Birthday Card Illustration of a suited secret agent spy holding a three tiered birthday cake with lazers in the background. Text reads: No time to diet. Back of card: London Studio LOL logo

No Time To Diet Funny Film Spoof Birthday Card

Bright Graphic Illustration Of Squid Games Characters. The Next Game Is Pass The parcel Personalised Card.

Bright Graphic Illustration Of Squid Games Characters. The Next Game Is Pass The parcel Personalised

Bright Graphic Illustration Of Squid Games Balloons. Another Year Eliminated Card.

Front of card: A photo upload card featuring an illustration of MTV logo and flowers The text reads: Happy Birthday "Danielle" which is editable Back of the card: A plain background with the MTV logo

MTV Classic Photo Upload Birthday Card

Growing their own tree? Nature lovers and green fingered friends will love it. Starting from scratch, the box contains four packets of mixed Bonsai seeds, five starter growing pots made from coconut husk (you're welcome, planet), and five natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered. Lastly, there's five wooden plant markers and the all important instruction guide. Watch them enjoy the gift just grows and grows.
Includes:
<ul>
<li>4 packets of mixed bonsai seeds</li>
<li>5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li>5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li>5 wooden plant markers</li>
<li>Your growing instructions guide</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;Dimensions: 16.8 x 9.5 x 12.7cm
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Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Grow It Bonsai Tree Plant

Green Background With Four Gold Coins, Happy Birthday Lets Cut Some Shapes Peronalised card

Funny A Little Birdie Told Me How Old You Are And That You Like A Cockatoo Personalised Card

Funny You Dont Have To Be Crazy To Be My Friend Ill Train You Personalised Card

Front of card: Funny topical Battle Royale style TV show illustrated card, featuring an elderly character with 001 written on his track suit. Text reads: "You are my #001" Back of card: Rumble Cards Logo.

You Are My Number 1 Topical TV Show Themed Card

Front of card: Funny topical Battle Royale style TV show illustrated birthday card, featuring an elderly character with 001 written on his track suit. Text reads: "Happy Birthday old man" Back of card: Rumble Cards Logo.

Old Man Funny Topical TV Show Themed Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of popular female music singer holding microphone Text reads:"Hope your 30s go easy on you". Name is editable. Back of card: Sketchy Characters logo.

Topical Pop Music Themed 30th Birthday Card

The Playful Indian Illustrated bowls of Daal on a red background, The caption reads Editable Name Life Is So Daal Without You.
The rear of the card has white background with both The Playful Indian and Moonpig logos.

Illustrated Bowls Of Daal. Life Is So Daal Without You Birthday Card

The Playful Indian Illustration of two bowls of Udon noodles on a yellow background, The caption reads Editable Name Udon Know What You Mean To Me.
The rear of the card has white background with both The Playful Indian and Moonpig logos.

Illustration Of Two Bowls Of Udon Noodles. Udon Know What You Mean To Me Birthday Card

The Playful Indian Illustration of two cups of Chai tea with a loveheart, on an orange background, The caption reads Editable Name You're My Cuppa Chai.
The rear of the card has white background with both The Playful Indian and Moonpig logos.

Illustration Of Two Cups Of Chai Tea. You're My Cuppa Chai Birthday Card

Front of card: Cute Uddle For The Most Beautiful Mum Birthday Card Uddle holding a floral heart. Text reads: "For The Most Beautiful Mum I Love You With All My Heart" Back of card: Uddle Logo

Cute Uddle For The Most Beautiful Mum Birthday Card

Front of card: Cute Uddle Personalised Envelope Birthday Card Uddle holding a large envelope surrounded by flowers and hearts. The recipient and sender names can be personalised. Text reads: "Happy Birthday Susie. With Love From Jack and Jill" Back of card: Uddle Logo

Cute Uddle Personalised Envelope Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny topical Battle Royale style TV show illustrated birthday card, featuring one of the guards from the show wearing a party hat. Text reads: "Congratulations, another year older, let's play some party games." Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

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