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You don&rsquo;t have to be a lottery winner, Grand Prix champion, or launching a cruise ship to enjoy a bottle of this gorgeous Moet &amp; Chandon Brut. The product of one of France&rsquo;s oldest Champagne houses, it enjoys all the benefits of being a proper Champagne, not just sparkling &ndash; it&rsquo;s a beautifully bright bottle of bubbly.
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<li>75cl</li>
<li>12% ABV</li>
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Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

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Moët & Chandon Impérial Champagne 75cl Gift Box 

Come with meee, and you'll beee, in a bath of pure imaginaaation. A handful of this crushed fizzy bath dust will turn their bath into an instant swirl of vibrant rainbow art. Scented with sweet coconut, their bath will not only look magical, but smell incredible.
Part of the Moonpig vegan range. All totally, absolutely, 100% vegan.


Net weight: 400g
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This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

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The true taste of Scottish confectionery &ndash; this gorgeously decorated Walker&rsquo;s Scottish Biscuit Assortment Tin is filled with three of Walker&rsquo;s bestselling biscuits &ndash; tasty oat &amp; cranberry, yummy Belgian chocolate chunk and tangy stem ginger. A scrumptious shortbread surprise for someone who could use a tasty little pick-me-up.

Weight:&nbsp;300g
Dimensions:&nbsp;25x17x5.4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Wheat flour (wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), sugar, vegetable oils (rapeseed, palm), oats (11%), butter (milk), dark chocolate chunks (5%) (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin; natural vanilla flavouring), candied stem ginger (5%) (stem ginger, sugar), sweetened dried cranberries (4%) (cranberries, sugar, sunflower oil), milk chocolate chunks (3%) (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin: natural vanilla flavouring), golden syrup (partially inverted sugar syrup), skimmed milk powder, raising agents: sodium bicarbonate, disodium diphosphate; fat-reduced cocoa powder, ground ginger, salt, natural flavouring. For allergens, including cereals containing gluten, see ingredients in bold. May also contain nuts. Store in a cool, dry place.
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Walkers Scottish Biscuit Assortment Tin (300g)

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

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A luxurious collection of gorgeous, iconic Guylian chocolates. This fabulous food gift is a box is full of hand wrapped Ballotin chocolate seashells made with the classic, smooth, creamy Guylian Belgian chocolate. This is a real treat for a chocolate lover &ndash; and it&rsquo;s even already gift wrapped.
 Weight: 250g
Dimensions:&nbsp;19x9.3x5.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Sugar, hazelnuts, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring, Cocoa solids : chocolate 48% min., milk chocolate 34% min., white chocolate 25% min. Milk solids : milk chocolate 22% min, white chocolate 30% min. Allergy Information: May contain other tree nuts and wheat.
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Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

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It might be a little cheesy but if you think someone's grate, this hamper is the perfect way to wish them a gouda Day! For all the cheese lovers out there, this one's for them.
Contains:
Wooden Cheese Board &amp; Knife
Ventopuro Merlot 37.5cl
Shaws Caramelised Red Onion Chutney with Balsamic 195g
Yorkshire Crisps Cheddar &amp; Caramelised Onion Chutney Crisps 50g Drum
Fine Cheese Co Oatcake Rounds 150g
Cottage Delight Farmhouse Pork Pate 90g
Cambrook Dry Roasted Peanuts 45g
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
Tiptree Ploughmans Plum Chutney 210g -Victoria Plums (45%), Sugar, Apples, Sultanas, Wine Vinegar, Sea Salt, Gelling Agent: Citrus Pectin, Onion Powder, Ginger Puree, Garlic Puree, Star Anise.Deli &amp; Co. Pork Liver Pate 180g -Fat and pork liver 40%, eggs, salt, starch, garlic, shallots, sugar, spicesPeter Yard Sourdough Crispbreads Original 105g -Milk, Rye Flour, Wheat Flour, Sourdough 11.5% (Rye Flour, Water), Wholewheat Flour, Honey, Salt, Yeast.&nbsp;
Cheese is not included
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x1 LINDOR Assorted Festive Cornet 200gx8 SRP
Dimensions: H 15.8cm / W 11cm / D 6.5cm
Weight: 200g
Ingredients: Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole MILK Powder, LACTOSE, Skimmed MILK Powder, Anhydrous MILK Fat, HAZELNUTS, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), BARLEY Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla, Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% mins.

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Give someone an incredible afternoon with this Cartwright &amp; Butler Afternoon Treat Gift Box. It&rsquo;s full to the brim with goodies that turn an ordinary afternoon into a relaxing, indulgent treat. This gift box includes English Breakfast tea, an indulgent fine blend coffee, delightful demerara shortbread rounds, creamy butter fudge, and some moreish chocolate wafer crispies.
Product Specification
1 x C&amp;B Demerara Shortbread Rounds in Carton 200g 1 x C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies 1 x C&amp;B Caf&eacute; York Fine Blend Coffee in Carton 50g 1 x C&amp;B Lemon &amp; Tangerine Slice Mix Sweets in carton 1 x C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast Tea (10x3g) 1 x C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton
Additional Information
Dimensions: 37.5 x 25 x 13.5 cm, 800g.
Ingredients
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Demerara Shortbread Rounds: Wheat Flour (Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamine), Butter (31%) (Milk), Sugar, Maize Starch, Demerara Sugar, Salt. Chocolate Wafer Crispies: Milk Chocolate (38%) [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier: Lecithin, E476, Flavouring], Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Fats*, Skimmed Milk Powder, Peanut Mass (1.6%),Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Whey Powder (Milk), Colour: Ammonia Caramel, Low Fat Cocoa Powder (0.3%), Cream Powder (Milk), Flavours, Salt, Emulsifier: Lecithin. Caf&eacute; York Fine Blend Coffee: 100% Coffee. Lemon &amp; Tangerine Slice Mix Sweets: Sugar, Glucose Syrup (Sulphites), Citric Acid, Sodium Bicarbonate, Flavourings, Colour: Curcumin (E100), Carotene (E160a) English Breakfast Tea: 100% Black Tea Butter Fudge: Sugar, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Glucose Syrup, Butter (Milk) (10%), Golden Syrup, Humectant: Glycerine.&nbsp;

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Red Leader standing by! Boys and girls aged 4+ years old can learn to build and role-play with this LEGO Star Wars Resistance X-wing (75297) building set. A simple-to-build version of the starfighter from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, this awesome building toy has wings that fold out for flight and fold in for landing. The Poe Dameron LEGO minifigure, which comes with a blaster pistol, fits in the X-wing&rsquo;s opening cockpit, plus there is space behind for the BB-8 droid LEGO figure. Check out interactive Instructions PLUS, available in the free LEGO Building Instructions app. It has cool zoom and rotate viewing tools to make building this starfighter even more rewarding for kids. LEGO Star Wars 4+ buildable toy playsets give toddlers and younger kids aged 4 and up the best introduction to LEGO building and the Star Wars saga. With Starter Brick bases to help them, they can construct vehicles, buildings and more &ndash; on their own, or with assistance from an older sibling or adult &ndash; and get playing at lightspeed.
Dimensions: Measures over 1.5 in. (5 cm) high, 6 in. (15 cm) long and 7.5 in. (19 cm) wide.
Contents: Contains 60 pieces.
Weight: 195g
Contains small pieces- not suitable for children under 36 months
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The Time Tokens for Mum booklet
Available as a free add-on with any LEGO set, this booklet has been designed to give the mother figure in your life the gift they really want this Mother&rsquo;s Day: free time!
Simply fill in a token with the amount of time you pledge to take off their hands, so they can do whatever they like. Whether it&rsquo;s taking some quiet time to build a LEGO set or having a long relaxing bath, this book entitles Mum to enjoy the day their way.

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Don't be a chicken! Squeeze a chicken!
The Squawking Stress Chicken will supply you with hours of fun, and everyone around you with piercing headaches, as the chicken emits a powerful scream when you squeeze it.
As well as days of easy entertainment, this chicken doubles as a stress reliever! Just as your day becomes too much, give the chicken a squeeze and it&rsquo;ll scream aloud when you can&rsquo;t.
Suitable for absolutely anyone, this clucking hilarious chicken will enchant the minds of anyone it meets.

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