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Let's be real: when you pull a Christmas cracker, you don't want a silly joke or paper hat, do you? You want a bottle of bubbly! Lucky for you, we have just the thing. This set of four Christmas crackers each contain a 20cl bottle of Freixenet meaning that you can keep the fizz flowing long after Christmas dinner.
Additional Information
4 x 20cl
ABV: 11%
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place
 Adding chocolates? See below. 
Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Alcohol Gift

Freixenet Prosecco Gift Set 4x20cl

This is no ordinary cracker. This cracker pulls apart to reveal a delicious 5cl bottle of Orange &amp; Blossom Edinburgh Gin and a can of Franklin and Sons Soda Water &ndash; making the perfect drink for sipping over the festive season!
Product Specification:
x1 Edinburgh Gin Orange &amp; Blossom Gin Liqueur 5cl
x1 Franklin and Sons Soda Water 150ml
Ingredients:
Sparkling spring water, sodium bicarbonate.
Additional Information:
Weight: 0.33kg
Dimensions: 6.3 x 24.5 x 7.2cm
1x 5cl &amp; 1x 150ml
20%
Store in a cool, dry place, away from direct sunlight.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
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 Adding chocolates? See below.
 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Edinburgh Gin & Tonic Cracker

With three delicious 5cl bottles of Baileys Irish Cream, this trio is the perfect gift for sippers all over the land. Coffee, Orange Truffle and classic Original make up this gift set. Cheers!
Product Specification:
3 x Baileys Irish Cream Liqueurs 5cl
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Contains MILK
Additional Information:
Weight: 0.22kg
Dimensions: 2.8 x 12.3 x 13cm
x3 5cl
ABV 17%
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
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Baileys Trio 3x5cl

Ways To Avoid The Christmas Shopping Rush Rude Funny Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny Typographic card featuring white text on a green background with red musical notes Text reads:"Jingle Hell Relatives On Their Way Oh What Booze Can I Drink Now That'll Get Me Through The Day Hey" Back of card: Banter Logo

Funny Typographic Jingle Hell Song Card

Front of card: Funny typographic card featuring an illustration of a watch with white and yellow text on the watch face Text reads:"Wishing you a relaxing christmas, oh wait we have kids, nevermind" Back of card: Banter Logo

Funny Typographic I Love Spending Time With Relatives For Up To 20 Mins Max Christmas Card

Create a little mini moment of &lsquo;me&rsquo; time for yourself with this soothing Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set. A sumptuous little skincare surprise, this pretty little gift box includes an in-shower body scrub and body wash and rich hydrating body butter. A thoughtful present for someone in need of some pampering. Product Specification:
1 X This gift contains: 1 X Signature Body Scrub 50ml 1 X Signature Body Wash 75ml 1 X Signature Body Butter 75ml 1 X Body Puff
Ingredients:
Body Wash: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Propylene Glycol, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Aluminum Starch Octenylsuccinate, Agar, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate, Chlorphenesin, Mica, Polyquaternium-39, Tin Oxide, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 73360 (Red 30 Lake), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 16035 (Red 40), CI 42090 (Blue 1)
Body Scrub: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Pumice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Sodium Hydroxide, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 16035 (Red 40)
Body Butter: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Ethylhexyl Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Palmitic Acid, Parfum (Fragrance), Caprylyl Glycol, Isododecane, Neopentyl Glycol Diheptanoate, Stearic Acid, Carbomer, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Benzophenone-4, Tocopheryl Acetate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Macadamia Integrifolia Seed Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Vegetable Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4)
All Sanctuary Spa products are cruelty free, mineral oil free &amp; vegan.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Beauty

Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set

For that lager lover in your life, a bottle of Stella Artois and branded glass surely wouldn't go amiss. Perfect for sipping and savouring, this is one gift they'll enjoy right down to the last bubble.
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Product Specification:
x1 Stella Artois Lager 330ml
x1 Stella Artois 33cl Chalice
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Contains: BARLEY
Additional Information:
Weight: 0.874kg
Dimensions: 8 x 23.2 x 15.8cm
330ml
4.80%
Wash glass before use. Hand wash only.
Please enjoy this product responsibly.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
 Product Specification: x1 Ferrero Grand Rocher Shell
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 120 x 104 x 104 mm Weight: 125g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
MILK&nbsp;chocolate 30% (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, skimmed&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;powder, concentrated&nbsp;BUTTER, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), vanillin),&nbsp;HAZELNUTS&nbsp;(28.5%), sugar, palm oil, wheat&nbsp;FLOUR, whey powder (MILK), fat-reduced cocoa, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), raising agent (sodium bicarbonate), salt, vanillin.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Stella Artois & Glass Chalice 330ml

Funny Reinbeer Pun Card

A delicious and indulgent mix of everyone's favourite mini size chocolate bars and chocolate biscuits!

Product Specification:
x1 Celebrations Chocolate Tub 650g
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 8.8 x 23.7 x 23.7 cm Weight: 650g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - May contain: Hazelnut, Almond, Oats.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Sugar Glucose Syrup Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Cocoa Mass Milk Fat Palm Fat Peanuts Desiccated Coconut Wheat Flour Lactose Whey Permeate (from Milk) Sunflower Oil Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin, E471) Barley Malt Extract Salt Fat Reduced Cocoa Humectant (Glycerol) Egg White Powder Vanilla Extract Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Milk Protein Wheat Gluten Whey Powder (from Milk) Starch Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Cocoa Solids 25% minimum 
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
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Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar ingredients:Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Chocolates

Celebrations Chocolate Tub (650g)

A delicious and indulgent mix of everyone's favourite mini size chocolate bars and chocolate biscuits!

Product Specification:
x1 Celebrations Centrepiece Box 385g
Additional Information:
Product dimensions:18.2 x 18.2 x 4.4 cm Weight: 385g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - May contain: Hazelnut, Almond, Oats.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Sugar
Glucose Syrup
Cocoa Butter
Skimmed Milk Powder
Cocoa Mass
Milk Fat
Peanuts
Palm Fat
Desiccated Coconut
Wheat Flour
Lactose
Whey Permeate (from Milk)
Sunflower Oil
Full Cream Milk Powder
Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Mono-and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids)
Barley Malt Extract
Fat Reduced Cocoa
Salt
Humectant (Glycerol)
Egg White Powder
Vanilla Extract
Raising Agents (Calcium Phosphates, Sodium Carbonates, Potassium Carbonates)
Milk Protein
Starch
Wheat Gluten
Whey Powder (from Milk)
Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Cocoa Solids 25% minimum
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. 
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Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Celebrations Sharing Box (385g)

Have A Haaappy Christmas Card

Funny classic Marvel cartoon of Spiderman holding his head in his hands. Text reads: "Ugh, my spider-sense is tingling...not more socks!"

Funny Spiderman Not More Socks Christmas Cards From Marvel

Your Christmas Gin Delivery is On Its Way Truck Christmas Card

Have A Lazy Old Time Personalised Christmas Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Have A Lazy Old Time Personalised Christmas Card

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Father Ted It's The Big Man's Special Day Christmas Card

Father Ted Funny Season's Greetings Christmas Card

Father Ted Christmas Card With Father Jack's Festive Spirit

Father Ted Festive Drinking Christmas Card

Father Ted Christmas Card With Father Jack And Father Dougal

Funny Father Ted Christmas Card With Mrs Doyle

Jolly Awesome Getting Into The Christmas Spirits Jingle Balls Card

Cute Cartoon Pun Merry Slothmas Christmas Card

Comic Book Style East Drink And Be Merry Personalised Christmas Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Comic Book Style East Drink And Be Merry Personalised Christmas Card

Large Square Card

Comic Style Teacher At Christmas Card Make this festive season one to truly cherish with one of our personalised Christmas cards. Make it unique with your favourite photos, add custom text, and use the app to add your own handwriting.

Comic Style Teacher At Christmas Card

Naughty Funny Santas Coming Christmas Card

Two Birds Square Christmas Greetings Card Make this festive season one to truly cherish with one of our personalised Christmas cards. Make it unique with your favourite photos, add custom text, and use the app to add your own handwriting.

Two Birds Square Christmas Greetings Card

Mary Evans Christmas Joy Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Mary Evans Christmas Joy Personalised Card

Mary Evans Merry And Bright Photo Upload Christmas Card

Don't be a chicken! Squeeze a chicken!
The Squawking Stress Chicken will supply you with hours of fun, and everyone around you with piercing headaches, as the chicken emits a powerful scream when you squeeze it.
As well as days of easy entertainment, this chicken doubles as a stress reliever! Just as your day becomes too much, give the chicken a squeeze and it&rsquo;ll scream aloud when you can&rsquo;t.
Suitable for absolutely anyone, this clucking hilarious chicken will enchant the minds of anyone it meets.

Gadgets & Novelties

Squawking Stress Chicken

Treat someone to a cheeky and oh-so-foxy set of socks guaranteed to tickle them pink. With three pairs in different colours, it's the perfect gift for those days when they just feel like saying 'oh for fox sake!'.
Product Specification:
UK Size 8-11
Additional Information:
0.2kg
16 10 6cm
COTTON / POLYAMIDE / ELASTANE
DO NOT IRON, DO NOT BLEACH, DO NOT TUMBLE DRY, WASH AT 40 GENTLE
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Adding chocolate?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Fox Sake Adults 3pk Socks

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Your Gift Ain't One Spoof Music Christmas Card

This Christmas I'll Give You My Heart Music Christmas Card

On The Naughty List Personalised Christmas Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

On The Naughty List Personalised Christmas Card

Funny Typographic Vegan Season's Greetings Christmas Card

Front of Card: 
Illustrated doodle of man in red patterned jumper asleep on a sofa beside a baublel covered christmas tree. 
The card reads:"Dad so glad we can spend christmas together again this year...". Dad is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Thumbs up logo.

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