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This Absolut Vodka Cocktail Kit is all they need to get the party started! Go from zero to cocktail in less than 60 seconds, and enjoy a DIY delicious beverage! The perfect birthday or celebration gift idea for your fancy friends and your vodka obsessed loved ones! Contains: 
<ul>
<li>1 x Absolut Vanilla (5cl)</li>
<li>1 x Monin Passion Fruit Syrup (5cl)</li>
<li>1 x Cocktail shaker</li>
<li>1 x Jigger </li>
</ul>
ABV: 40%
Minimum age 18 years +

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Absolut Vodka Passionfruit Martini Cocktail Kit

Whether they're turning 15, 50, or any milestone in between, surprise them to more with one of our happy birthday balloons. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.&nbsp;
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
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Pink & Gold Happy Birthday Balloon

Name something funnier than a chimp wearing sunnies. We'll wait. You CAN'T. We knew it. This pre-inflated balloon is the perfect way to ensure they really do have the best birthday ever.
Included with our balloon delivery:
1 x 18 inch helium balloon&nbsp; 1 x ribbon&nbsp; 1 x Chocolate coin weight (upon availability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
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Wish one lucky punter a Happy Birthday with the Beer Hawk&rsquo;s Hoppy Birthday Selection Box! Do you know someone who gets excited about craft beer? If your friend or family member can tell their mosaic hops from their citra hops, what better way to spoil them rotten than by getting them Beer Hawk&rsquo;s Craft Beer Selection Box? With five crafty beer cans, spanning American IPA brands and British craft breweries, this set will take your loved one&rsquo;s appreciation of craft beer to new heights. They&rsquo;ll even have a stunning Aviero tasting glass and scrummy bar snack to help them tuck right in! Product Specification 1 x Siren Yu Lu - 3.6% 1 x Fierce Hazy IPA - 5% 1 x Salt Huckaback - 5.5% 1 x Brewdog Lost Lager - 4.5% 1 x Thornbridge Jaipur - 5.9%
Additional Information
Dimensions: &lrm;38.6 x 21.4 x 8.9 cm Weight: 2.27kg Max ABV: 5.9%
Ingredients
Beer: Water, Barley Malt, Wheat, Oats, Hops, Yeast, Bread, Earl Grey Tea, Lemon Zest
Pretzel Bites: Spelt Flour, Wheat Flour, Sunflower Oil, Salt, Barley Malt Extract, Yeast
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Beer Hawk Happy Birthday Craft Beer Selection Box

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
<ul>
<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

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The rule goes...if you don&rsquo;t know which gin to get them, then buy them all and that&rsquo;s exactly what you&rsquo;ll be doing with the Sipsmith Distillery Gift Pack. Explore and enjoy the miniature set which features a bottle of the classic dry flavour along with sloe gin, orange &amp; cancao. Just delicious.
<ul>
<li>1 x Sipsmith London Dry Gin 41.6% ABV</li>
<li>1 x Sipsmith Sloe Gin 29% ABV</li>
<li>1 x Sipsmith Lemon Drizzle Gin 29.5% ABV</li>
</ul>
41.6% ABV
3 x 5cl
Adding fudge?
Product Specification:
x3 22g Fudge Pieces
Ingredients:
Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (MILK), Cream (MILK) (8%), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Vanilla Extract), Sea Salt (0.5%), Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin. Keep in a cool dry place away from sunlight.
Additional Information:
4.3x3.4x11cm

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Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

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Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza (260g)

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Growing their own tree? Nature lovers and green fingered friends will love it. Starting from scratch, the box contains four packets of mixed Bonsai seeds, five starter growing pots made from coconut husk (you're welcome, planet), and five natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered. Lastly, there's five wooden plant markers and the all important instruction guide. Watch them enjoy the gift just grows and grows.
Includes:
<ul>
<li>4 packets of mixed bonsai seeds</li>
<li>5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li>5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li>5 wooden plant markers</li>
<li>Your growing instructions guide</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;Dimensions: 16.8 x 9.5 x 12.7cm
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Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

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Grow It Bonsai Tree Plant

Green-fingered but lacking a garden? With the Grow it plant kit they'll have everything they need to grow their own carnivorous plants. All they need to do is keep up the watering and they'll be watching those little carnivores sprout up in no time.&nbsp;
Inside the gift box:
<ul>
<li>1 x Packet of Venus Fly Trap seeds</li>
<li>1 x Packet of Pitcher Plant seeds</li>
<li>5 x Starter coconut husk growing pots&nbsp;</li>
<li>5 x Natural coconut husk compost discs&nbsp;</li>
<li>5 x Wooden plant markers</li>
</ul>
Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Grow It Carnivorous Plants Kit

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Spoil someone with the finest fudge that the confectioners at Fudge Kitchen have to offer. Every piece is handmade in small batches by an artisan team, resulting in the most delicious, authentic, creamiest fudge you&rsquo;ll find. This particular selection includes such fantastic flavours as Peanut Butter, Double Trouble Chocolate, Sea Salted Caramel, and Clotted Cream in a box that will make for an irresistibly tasty gift.

<h4>Weight: 200g</h4>
Dimensions:&nbsp;13x13x4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Peanut Butter: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Peanut Paste (15%), Whipping Cream (Milk), Butter (Milk), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt. Decorated With A Small Piece Of Peanut. Double Trouble Chocolate: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), White Chocolate (Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla) (6%), Cocoa Powder (6%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt. Drizzled with White Chocolate (Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla - Cocoa Solids 29% Min Milk Solids 25% Min). Hazelnut Heaven: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Hazelnut Paste (9%), Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt. Decorated With A Small Piece Of Hazelnut. Mocha Choca Latte: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Cocoa Powder (4%) Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Coffee (0.5%), Salt. Decorated With Coffee Flavoured Chocolate Bean (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Gum Arabic, Coffee (2%), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Glazing Agent, Shellac, Natural Vanilla Flavouring, Low Fat Cocoa Powder. Min Cocoa Solids 19%). Sticky Toffee Pudding: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Whipping Cream (Milk), Butter (Milk) (8%), Dates (Dates, Rice Flour) (6%), Salt, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Decorated with a date nib. Sea Salted Caramel: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Sea Salt (1%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Decorated With Caramel Flavoured Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed Milk Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Flavour, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring - Cocoa Solids: 31% Min, Milk Solids 20% Min) Chilli Chocolate: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Cocoa Powder (6%), Chilli Flakes (0.1%), Salt, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Chilli Flavouring (0.2%). White Chocolate &amp; Raspberry: Sugar, Golden Syrup, White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring - Cocoa Solids 29% Min, Milk Solids 25% Min) (6%), Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Freeze Dried Raspberries (1%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt, Natural Pink Colouring. Drizzled with White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring - Cocoa Solids 29% Min, Milk Solids 25% Min). Clotted Cream: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Clotted Cream (Milk) (10%), Butter (Milk), Vanilla Bourbon Madagascar Bean Paste (Pure Cane Sugar, Water, Pure Madagascar Bourbon Vanilla Extract, Vanilla Bean Specks, Thickener: Tragacanth Gum) (1%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt). Drizzled with White Chocolate (Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla - Cocoa Solids 29% Min Milk Solids 25% Min). Allergy Information: Made in a factory that uses nuts.

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