Put Your Trotters Up Tv Funny Spoof Christmas Card

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All For Me Greedy Cat Christmas Card Make this festive season one to truly cherish with one of our personalised Christmas cards. Make it unique with your favourite photos, add custom text, and use the app to add your own handwriting.

All For Me Greedy Cat Christmas Card

Twist and Sprout Christmas Brussel Pun Card

Twist and Sprout Brussel Pun Christmas Card

Get lost in the world of serious self-care with this beautiful Sanctuary Spa Lost In The Moment Gift Set. This heart-shaped box is packed with Sanctuary Spa&rsquo;s wonderfully indulgent skincare treats &ndash; including a foaming bath soak, exfoliating salt scrub, nourishing hand cream, hydrating heel balm and a cleansing face mask. Time to run the bath and get pampering! Product Specification:
1 X Signature Natural Oils Salt Scrub 60g 1 X Signature Collection Body Butter 75ml 1 X Signature Collection Bath Float 75ml 1 X Signature Collection Hand Cream 30ml 1 X Signature Collection Heel Balm 75ml
Ingredients:
Salt Scrub: Sodium Chloride, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Maris Sal (Sea Salt), Isopropyl Palmitate, Vegetable Oil, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tocopheryl Acetate, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Parfum (Fragrance), Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Oil, Isopropyl Myristate, Oenothera Biennis (Evening Primrose) Oil, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 47000 (Yellow 11), CI 26100 (Red 17)
Heel Balm: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Palmitic Acid, Stearic Acid, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Rosa Moschata Seed Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Chlorphenesin, Sodium Stearoyl Glutamate, Cetearyl Glucoside, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Oil, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Hydroxide, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Linalool, Limonene
Hand Cream: Aqua (Water), Butylene glycol, C12-15 alkyl benzoate, Myristyl myristate, Potassium cetyl phosphate, Cetyl alcohol, Cetearyl alcohol, Stearyl alcohol, Hydrogenated palm glycerides, Parfum (Fragrance), Phenoxyethanol, Dimethicone, Panthenol, Sodium polyacrylate, Copernicia cerifera (Carnauba) wax, Lecithin, Butyrospermum parkii (Shea) butter, Cetearyl glucoside, Polysorbate 20, Prunus amygdalus dulcis (Sweet almond) oil, Hexyl cinnamal, Ethylhexylglycerin, Linalool, Limonene, Aloe barbadensis leaf water, Benzyl salicylate, Benzyl benzoate, Caramel, Glucose, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), Citric acid
Luxury Bath Float: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Parfum (Fragrance), Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, PEG-250 Distearate, Polyquaternium-10, BHT, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Tocopheryl Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide, Saccharide Isomerate, Propylene Glycol, Hydrolyzed Adansonia Digitata Extract, Freesia Alba Flower Extract, Sodium Citrate, Carbomer, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4), CI 19140 (Yellow 5)
Body Butter: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Ethylhexyl Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Palmitic Acid, Parfum (Fragrance), Caprylyl Glycol, Isododecane, Neopentyl Glycol Diheptanoate, Stearic Acid, Carbomer, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Benzophenone-4, Tocopheryl Acetate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Macadamia Integrifolia Seed Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Vegetable Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4)
All Sanctuary Spa products are cruelty free, mineral oil free &amp; vegan.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Adding chocolates? See below.
 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Beauty

Sanctuary Spa Lost in the Moment Gift Set

Funny Merry T-Rex Mas Roarsome Christmas Card

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Modern Illustrated Nutcracker Let It Snow Christmas Card

Know someone who loves a fun fact, even if the majority of the time they're talking BS? We all do! And now we've got the perfect gift for them. With over 500 hard-to-believe real facts on everything from hippo sweat to nematodes, dinosaur jaws to Egyptian mummies, this fun-filled True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t book means they'll never be short of amusing (/annoying) pub chat again.
 Reading age:&nbsp;For Adults
Weight: 212g
Dimensions: 12.7 x 2 x 17.8cm
Adding Chocolate?
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Gadgets & Novelties

True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t Book

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Chocs and bubbly! Now that&rsquo;s how you do serious indulgence. This perfect pairing contains a 20cl bottle of&nbsp;Bottega Accademia&nbsp;&ndash; and some gorgeous milk chocolate truffles. Brought together in a funky little tube, this is the perfect little present for someone who deserves a little indulgent pick-me-up. Tube Contains: 1 x&nbsp;Bottega Accademia Moscato Dolce Sparkling Wine 20cl 1 x Chocolate Truffles 200g
Adding fudge?
x3 22g Fudge Pieces
Weight: 65g
Dimensions: 50x60x210mm
Ingredients: Sugar, Golden Syrup, BUTTER, CREAM, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Spices, Orange Flavoured Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Natural Orange Flavouring; Colour: E160e; Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Milk Chocolate with Caramel (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed MILK Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Flavouring, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sea Salt, Salt, Natural Flavouring, Bronze Shimmer Powder (Colour: Red Iron Oxide; Stabiliser: Potassium Aluminium Silicate). Allergen information: For allergens, see in BOLD. Produced in an environment which handles Tree Nuts and Peanuts. Free from artificial flavouring and colouring. Suitable for Vegetarians. Gluten free.

Alcohol Gift

Fizz 20cl and Chocolate Truffle Gift Set

Carte Blanche All you are getting this year is fat Happy Christmas Card

Carte Blanche It is beginning to cost a lot like Christmas Happy Christmas Card

Funny Pun Christmas Tree Rex Card

This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Whole MILK Powder, LACTOSE, CREAM Powder (11%), Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), Strawberry Powder (02%), Natural Flavouring, Colouring (Beetroot Red), Flavourings, For Allergens see ingredients in Upper Case. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Chocolates

Lindt Strawberries and Cream Chocolate Truffles (200g)

A selection of seriously tempting chocolates from Lindt master chocolatiers. Surprise a special someone with this tasty gift, a moreish selection of fabulous flavours - including caramel praline, raspberry ganache, and creamy orange hazelnut. Delish!
Contains:
Almond &amp; Orange Delight* Dark Chocolate Mousse Orange Heart Milk Chocolate Spiral Chocolate Delight Soft Nougat with Hazelnut pieces Almond &amp; Gianduja Square Caramel Crunchy Chocolate Drop Crunchy Hazelnut Gianduja
*contains alcohol
Weight:184g
Dimensions:15.8 x 25.8 x 2.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Almonds, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Glucose Syrup, Coconut Fat, Skimmed Milk Powder, Invert Sugar Syrup, Lactose, Wheat Flour, Whole Milk, Cream Powder, Lemon Peel, Orange Peel, Emulsifier (Soya and Sunflower Lecithin), Glucose-Fructose-Syrup, Dextrose, Alcohol, Humectant (Sorbitol, Invertase), Flavourings, Salt, Natural Orange Flavouring, Orange Juice Concentrate, Oranges, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Acidifier (Citric Acid), Barley Malt Extract, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 30% minimum, Milk Solids 18% minimum, Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 41% minimum, White Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 20% minimum, Milk Solids: 14% minimum
Allergy advice: May contain other Nuts &nbsp;

Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection (184g)

Paperlink Choose Joy Cat Merry And Bright Christmas Card

Funny Driving Home For Christmas Card

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Front of card: Illustrated snowy log cabin, with Christmas wreath on front door Text reads: 'Warm Wishes' Back of Card: Folio Logo. Moonpig Logo.

Illustrated Snowy Log Cabin Warm Wishes Christmas Card

Funny Three Wise Women Christmas Card

Funny Brother Merry Christmas To My Favourite Card

Wishing You Peace Love And Happiness Christmas Card

Supermarket Assistant Terrified Decorating DIY Tree Christmas Card

Jolly Awesome Have A Christmas Card

Jolly Awesome Xmas Time Win Just Lots And Lots Of Wine Christmas Card

Naughty Funny Santas Coming Christmas Card

Funny Mrs Brown's Boys Joke Christmas Card

Funny Mrs Brown's Boys Up A Chimney Christmas Card

Mary Evans Vintage Photo Upload Christmas Card

Season Of Joy Children Playing Snowball Christmas Card

Typography Oh What Fun Christmas Card

Holly Floral Graphic Noel Personalised Christmas Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Holly Floral Graphic Noel Personalised Christmas Card

Pink Gin Gift Set 

For gin lovers that also love a cocktail. This miniature gift collection lets them discover some of the UK's best pink gins. Greenall's Wild Berry comes from blackberries grown in English hedgerows. Why not try a Plum Royale with Edinburgh Gin's plum and vanilla? Whitley Neil Raspberry gin has the perfect summer zing, while Gordons pink gin is the foundation of any decent spritz. 

1X 5cl Greenall's Wild Berry, 5cl Edinburgh Gin Plum Royale & Vanilla, Whitley Neil Raspberry, Gordons Pink Gin 

<li>4 x 5cl</li> 

<li>43% ABV</li> 
Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

The Pink Gin 5cl Miniatures Collection

Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Ho Ho Ho Christmas Card

Modern Funny Illustration Dinosaur Christmas List Christmas Card

Modern Funny Illustration Dinosaur Kids Christmas List Christmas Card

Yes Indeed Its Christmas Card

Eat Drink and Be Merry Snowflakes Christmas Card

It's their birthday and you know the best way to celebrate is with a cuddly, snuggly and oh-so-adorable Tatty Teddy. Clutching a too-tasty birthday cake, it's the perfect way to commemorate their big day.
Product Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy Birthday Soft Toy
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 18 x 15 x 15 cm
Weight: 110.5g
Age: 3 years+
&nbsp;
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Soft Toy

Tatty Teddy Birthday Bear Soft Toy 18cm

Give them something really special&nbsp; (and delicious)&nbsp; with this Love Hearts Cupcake Soft Toy - because why shouldn&rsquo;t you get more than one cake on your birthday? Decorated with delicious pink icing scattered with tasty sprinkles and with a cute little candle, give a friend or loved one a birthday gift that they can treasure forever.
Weight: 170g
Dimensions: 15 x 22 x 15cm
Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.
Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

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