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You may be turning 60. But you're still a head turner!

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Birthday Card - Photo Humour - Animal Antics - 60th Birthday

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Whether they're turning 15, 50, or any milestone in between, surprise them to more with one of our happy birthday balloons. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.&nbsp;
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
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Pink & Gold Happy Birthday Balloon

Whether they're turning 25, 50, or any milestone in between, surprise them to more with one of our happy birthday gift sets. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.&nbsp;
Product Specification
1 x 18" helium balloon&nbsp; 1 x Ribbon&nbsp; 1 x Weight&nbsp; 1 x Prodezza Prosecco 75cl&nbsp; 1 x Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection 184g
ABV:&nbsp;11% Size:&nbsp;75cl
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Dietary Information:
Allergy Information: Packed in a facility that also handles Milk, Soya, Wheat, Tree Nuts and Peanuts.
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Almonds, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Glucose Syrup, Coconut Fat, Skimmed Milk Powder, Invert Sugar Syrup, Lactose, Wheat Flour, Whole Milk, Cream Powder, Lemon Peel, Orange Peel, Emulsifier (Soya and Sunflower Lecithin), Glucose-Fructose-Syrup, Dextrose, Alcohol, Humectant (Sorbitol, Invertase), Flavourings, Salt, Natural Orange Flavouring, Orange Juice Concentrate, Oranges, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Acidifier (Citric Acid), Barley Malt Extract, Gelling Agent (Pectin), Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 30% minimum, Milk Solids 18% minimum, Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 41% minimum, White Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 20% minimum, Milk Solids: 14% minimum
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

The Happy Birthday Lindt Gift Set

We&rsquo;ve teamed up with Cath Kidston to bring you an exclusive range of bouquets to send to your soul sister. Whether it&rsquo;s your sister from another mister, or your actual sibling, this range is bursting with colour and iconic prints, making it the perfect surprise to brighten their day. Introduction The Dreamer bouquet is packed with vibrant roses, playful germinis, and towering delphiniums, for someone who would love a rainbow explosion of colour in their home.
What&rsquo;s in the Box? Standard - 4 x Rose Red 4 x Rose Pink 3 x Germini Yellow 3 x Germini Orange 3 x Hypericum Red 4 x Delphinium Blue 3 x Limonium Yellow 3 x Pistache
Large -&nbsp;
6 x Rose red 5 x Rose pink 5 x Germini yellow 5 x Germini Orange 6 x Hypericum red 6 x Delphinium Blue 5 x Limonium Yellow 3 x Pistache
The Important Part:&nbsp;
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<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
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Please Note:
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<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

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Cath Kidston The Dreamer

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Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction With stems of pink snapdragons, peach germinis, white roses and stems of silky pistache foliage, this expertly arranged bouquet is happiness in flower form. Whether it's for a birthday, anniversary or just to make someone smile, this day-making selection is sure to do the trick.
What&rsquo;s in the Box? Standard -&nbsp; 2 x Santini Doria Dark 3 x Antirrhinum pink 3 x Pistache 3 x Germini Peach Cafe 3 x Standard Carnation Antique 1 x Rose white Large-&nbsp; 3 x Santini Doria Dark 4 x Antirrhinum pink 3 x Pistache 5 x Germini Peach Cafe 5 x Carnation Antique 3 x Rose white
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
</ul>

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Congrats On Passing Your Exams Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Congrats On Passing Your Exams Personalised Card

retro photographic Birthday Card - Astronomy - Telescope - Space - Stars - America

Retro Photographic Birthday Card - Shoe Shopping - Shoes - Shopping - America

Photographic retro Birthday Card - Dancers - Ballet - America

Birthday Card - Fabulous never goes out of style

Birthday Card - A day in the Salon

Drink up - Classy Birthday Card - Champagne - cheers

Chocs and bubbly! Now that&rsquo;s how you do serious indulgence. This perfect pairing contains a 20cl bottle of&nbsp;Bottega Accademia&nbsp;&ndash; and some gorgeous milk chocolate truffles. Brought together in a funky little tube, this is the perfect little present for someone who deserves a little indulgent pick-me-up. Tube Contains: 1 x&nbsp;Bottega Accademia Moscato Dolce Sparkling Wine 20cl 1 x Chocolate Truffles 200g
Adding fudge?
x3 22g Fudge Pieces
Weight: 65g
Dimensions: 50x60x210mm
Ingredients: Sugar, Golden Syrup, BUTTER, CREAM, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Spices, Orange Flavoured Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Natural Orange Flavouring; Colour: E160e; Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Milk Chocolate with Caramel (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed MILK Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Flavouring, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Sea Salt, Salt, Natural Flavouring, Bronze Shimmer Powder (Colour: Red Iron Oxide; Stabiliser: Potassium Aluminium Silicate). Allergen information: For allergens, see in BOLD. Produced in an environment which handles Tree Nuts and Peanuts. Free from artificial flavouring and colouring. Suitable for Vegetarians. Gluten free.

Alcohol Gift

Fizz 20cl and Chocolate Truffle Gift Set

So, it's their 30th birthday, huh? Well, you know what to get them... a GIANT bar of Cadbury Dairy Milk, of course! With 850g of chocolate-y goodness, this is one gift that is guaranteed to please.
Product Specification
1x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Additional Information
Dimensions: 16.9 x 42 x 1.5 cm, 850g.
Dietary Information
For Allergens: May contain nuts, wheat.
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
"Adding an extra sweet treat?
1 x Giant Lollipop
Additional Information:&nbsp;
250g, 255 x 135 x 13mm
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, glucose syrup, flavour: mint, colours: E100, E120, E141, E160a, E163, E171 See allergens on back of pack.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. "

Chocolates

Giant Cadbury Dairy Milk Happy 30th Birthday Bar (850g)

Say happy birthday with this Giant Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar with a twist. Packaged in a special "Happy Birthday" sleeve and delivered straight to your door.

Contains:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Weight: 850g
Dimensions: 42x 17 x 1.5cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk. May Contain Nuts, Wheat.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk Happy Birthday Bar (850g)

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Funny 30th Birthday Birthday Card - 30 It's downhill from here!

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - Gin

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - vegan

Do these shoes go with this dress Michael? Trick question alert! Trick question alert! 

Funny Trick Question Birthday Card

All The Balloons Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

All The Balloons Personalised Birthday Card

Personalised Make Today So Good Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Make Today So Good Happy Birthday Card

Just like Thelma &amp; Louise, Cher &amp; Dionne, and Patsy &amp; Eddie, celebrate the best of friendships with this silver interlocked heart bracelet from Joma Jewellery. This sweet gift features a charming message that reads "this little bracelet I give to you because I'm lucky to have such a good friend in you".

Material: Silver plated brass
Dimensions: 17.5cm
Care instructions: plated jewellery will tarnish over time, to avoid it tarnishing faster than it should, keep it from coming into contact with materials such as: detergents, bleaches, ammonia, chlorine, perfumes, body-creams and hairspray.
To clean your jewellery, use a dry soft clean cloth and wipe gently. Do not use silver cleaner or silver dip and try to avoid overcleaning.
After removing jewellery, keep it stored in a cool, dry place, avoiding other pieces of jewellery so they don&rsquo;t rub and scratch.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Jewellery & Accessories

Joma Jewellery 'A Little Friendship' Heart Bracelet

Ballet Shoes Personalised Greetings Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Ballet Shoes Personalised Greetings Card

Born In November Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Born In November Personalised Birthday Card

Traditional beauty Birthday Card - Elixir - Magical

Congrats With Cocktail Glass Personalised Congratulations Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Congrats With Cocktail Glass Personalised Congratulations Card

Vintage Humour Bath Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Humour Bath Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Running For Bloomin' Miles Spoof Magazine Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Running For Bloomin' Miles Spoof Magazine Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Tom and Jerry - Another Year Older - 'Andrew' - No Use Running!

Tom and Jerry another year older Birthday Card

Australias Greatest Runner Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Australias Greatest Runner Personalised Card

Englands Greatest Runner Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Englands Greatest Runner Personalised Name Card

Wales' Greatest Runner Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Wales' Greatest Runner Personalised Name Card

Backhander Lesson Vintage Artwork Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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