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Take them on a gin adventure! This gift set contains a selection of miniature dry gins from different gin houses. And tonics! The perfect gift for your gin-loving friend!
Product Specification:
1x Gin House Gift Set
Additional Information:
x1 5cl Tanqueray Gin
x1 5cl Gordons Pink Gin
x1 5cl Edinburgh Gin Rhubard and Ginger
x1 5cl Beefeater Orange Gin
x4 Fentiman's Tonic Water
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

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Gin House Gift Set

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Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Plant Gift Sets. With high quality plants for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction Roses, Prosecco AND chocolates? Now that&rsquo;s how you spoil someone. This brilliant hamper includes a lovely soft pink rose plant, a rather refined bottle of Prosecco and a tasty box of Lindt Excellence chocolates. The perfect ingredients for a very romantic surprise, presented in a tasteful wicker basket. Cheers! What&rsquo;s in the Box? 1x Rose Plant 12cm 1x Lindt Excellence Tasting Collection 200g 1x Virgin Wines Prodezza Prosecco Brut NV 75cl
Approx. height 20cm
The Important Part: .
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our plants arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any plant becomes unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with plants of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Large cards are too big to fit in our letterbox plant boxes! If ordered with a large card, they will be sent separately.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Box size 62.2cm x 18.3 cm x 3.7 cm; designed to fit through most standard UK letterboxes.</li>
</ul>
Dietary Information:
Allergy Information: Packed in a facility that also handles Milk, Soya, Wheat, Tree Nuts and Peanuts.
Ingredients:
Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Dried Skimmed&nbsp;Milk, Glucose Syrup, Anhydrous&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Fat, Sweetened Condensed&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;(Whole&nbsp;Milk, Sugar), Dried Whole&nbsp;Milk,&nbsp;Hazelnut, Butter (Milk), Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Dextrose, Lactose (Milk), Whole Milk, Humectant (Sorbitol Syrup), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Invert Sugar Syrup, Emulsifiers (Soya&nbsp;Lecithin, E471), Rice Flour, Almonds, Cornflour, Salt, Flavourings, Sea Salt, Dried&nbsp;Egg&nbsp;White, Single Cream (Milk), Acidity Regulator (Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate), Hydrolysed&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Proteins, Our Chocolate Is Made With 100% Coconut Butter,&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Chocolate Contains: Cocoa Solids 30% Minimum,&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Solids 20% Minimum
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

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The Prosecco Gift Set 

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Plants. With high quality plants for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction Really brighten up your home with this vibrant anthurium plant. The glossy red, heart-shaped leaves will create a striking centrepiece in any room. The anthurium is a popular houseplant as it's easy to care for, making the perfect gift for anyone! What&rsquo;s in the Box? 1 x 12cm Anthurium Plant 1 x Olive Green Ceramic Pot
Approx. height 40cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our plants arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any plants become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
</ul>

The Anthurium Plant

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Wish one lucky punter a Happy Birthday with the Beer Hawk&rsquo;s Hoppy Birthday Selection Box! Do you know someone who gets excited about craft beer? If your friend or family member can tell their mosaic hops from their citra hops, what better way to spoil them rotten than by getting them Beer Hawk&rsquo;s Craft Beer Selection Box? With five crafty beer cans, spanning American IPA brands and British craft breweries, this set will take your loved one&rsquo;s appreciation of craft beer to new heights. They&rsquo;ll even have a stunning Aviero tasting glass and scrummy bar snack to help them tuck right in! Product Specification 1 x Siren Yu Lu - 3.6% 1 x Fierce Hazy IPA - 5% 1 x Salt Huckaback - 5.5% 1 x Brewdog Lost Lager - 4.5% 1 x Thornbridge Jaipur - 5.9%
Additional Information
Dimensions: &lrm;38.6 x 21.4 x 8.9 cm Weight: 2.27kg Max ABV: 5.9%
Ingredients
Beer: Water, Barley Malt, Wheat, Oats, Hops, Yeast, Bread, Earl Grey Tea, Lemon Zest
Pretzel Bites: Spelt Flour, Wheat Flour, Sunflower Oil, Salt, Barley Malt Extract, Yeast
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Beer Hawk Happy Birthday Craft Beer Selection Box

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
<ul>
<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

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The rule goes...if you don&rsquo;t know which gin to get them, then buy them all and that&rsquo;s exactly what you&rsquo;ll be doing with the Sipsmith Distillery Gift Pack. Explore and enjoy the miniature set which features a bottle of the classic dry flavour along with sloe gin, orange &amp; cancao. Just delicious.
<ul>
<li>1 x Sipsmith London Dry Gin 41.6% ABV</li>
<li>1 x Sipsmith Sloe Gin 29% ABV</li>
<li>1 x Sipsmith Lemon Drizzle Gin 29.5% ABV</li>
</ul>
41.6% ABV
3 x 5cl
Adding fudge?
Product Specification:
x3 22g Fudge Pieces
Ingredients:
Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (MILK), Cream (MILK) (8%), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Vanilla Extract), Sea Salt (0.5%), Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin. Keep in a cool dry place away from sunlight.
Additional Information:
4.3x3.4x11cm

Sipsmith Distillery 5cl Miniatures Collection

Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

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Send someone special a happy, happy birthday with a gift that arrives straight through their letterbox &ndash; so they don't even need to be at home when it arrives! Featuring 6 bars with flavours like brownie, peanut butter, fudge and oat milk, we just know this delicious selection will have their tongue tingling.
Product Specification: 
x6 100g Bars in a Letterbox Wrap.
1 x Happy Birthday Milk Bar
1 x Happy Birthday Dark Bar
1 x Chocolate Brownie Bar
1 x Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar
1 x Salted Caramel Bar
1 x Oat Milk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar
Additional Information:
Total Weight: 600g
2cm x 26.5cm x 18.5cm
Ingredients:
Happy Birthday Milk Bar: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Happy Birthday Dark Bar: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Chocolate Brownie Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, brownie pieces (sugar, cocoa powder, humectant (glycerol), sunflower oil, wheat starch, cream powder (milk) coconut oil, glucose syrup, salt), emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, peanut paste, roasted chopped peanuts cocoa mass, emulsfier (soya lecithin), salt, natural flavouring (vanilla). Oat Mi!lk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, dried oat powder, cocoa Mass, caramel Crisp (sugar, glucose syrup, coconut oil, natural flavour, natural colour (caramelised sugar syrup) emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), dried rice powder, emulsifier (sunflower Lecithin), sea Salt, flavouring (caramel (0.1%), natural vanilla) Fudge Crunch Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, fudge pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), palm oil, butter (milk) emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (vanilla), salt), shortcake biscuit (wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamine, niacin), sugar, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (palm oil SG, rapeseed oil), invert sugar syrup, tapioca starch, salt, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate. ammonium bicarbonate), non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (shea kernel oil, palm oil SG), emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), honeycomb pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sodium bicarbonate, rice flour) emulsifier (soya lecithin).
For allergens see listed ingredients above. May contain traces of gluten, nuts, and peanuts. Young children (less than 4 years) have limited chewing ability and could choke on small sweets.

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Treat someone to this grown-your-own kit of of unique, rainbow vegetables. Featuring everything a gardener needs to grow their own purple carrots, stripy tomatoes, red brussels, and yellow courgettes &ndash; this is a wonderful way to show a green-fingered friend you care.
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Adding Chocolate? &lt;p&gt;x1 Laura's Confectionary Toffee Bon Bons&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Product dimensions: 180x115x50 mm&lt;br /&gt;Weight: 143g&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ingredients:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sugar, glucose syrup, vegetable fats ( palm, coconut), skimmed milk powder, maltodextrin, salt, flavouring, emulsifier: E473. May contain nuts, peanuts, eggs and soya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;1x Prosecco Via Via Rose&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Product dimensions: 31.6cm H x 9.2cm W x 9.2cm D&lt;br /&gt;Weight: 1.41kg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABV: 11%&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Allergy Advice - May Contains Sulphates.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Allergens in Bold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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Growing their own tree? Nature lovers and green fingered friends will love it. Starting from scratch, the box contains four packets of mixed Bonsai seeds, five starter growing pots made from coconut husk (you're welcome, planet), and five natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered. Lastly, there's five wooden plant markers and the all important instruction guide. Watch them enjoy the gift just grows and grows.
Includes:
<ul>
<li>4 packets of mixed bonsai seeds</li>
<li>5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li>5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li>5 wooden plant markers</li>
<li>Your growing instructions guide</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;Dimensions: 16.8 x 9.5 x 12.7cm
&nbsp;
Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

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