The best cheeky Valentine's cards
This Valentine's Day, it’s time to swap the soppy for the spicy!
Bring out your cheeky side and heat things up at home with our finest naughty cards, here to help you get some lockdown lovin’.
If you’re not the best at flirting, have no fear... Because these 8 cheeky cards are almost certainly guaranteed to get you get some action. Cos if you can’t go out-out, you may as well go in-out!
There’s a bunch of reasons why we think this brilliant banana card will increase your chances of action; It’s cute, it’s complimentary and it’s kind of romantic (there’s hearts!)
Excuse if it backfires: “I’m bananas about you!”
Working from home? Clear your schedule because it will be ‘business’ time after you send this card! They say it’s good to set clear targets, actions and goals. Give this card to your target, start the action, achieve your goal.
Excuse if it backfires: “Strange, the post-it was meant to say ‘You are wonderful!’”
Hopefully this card eclipses their expectation and helps you get astrophysical. And, if they really know their planets, feel free to use the line “You’re hotter than Venus!” That HAS to work.
Idea: Do NOT mention Uranus
Put your cards on the table with this simple straight-talking pun! Hopefully, your advances don’t get declined and you can spend some quality time together.
Idea: If they look impressed with the card, ask them (seductively) if they’d like to open an account! 😉
Everyone loves balloons, right? So, who could resist this inflatable featuring a cheeky smile and a naughty innuendo. Hopefully love is in the air after they receive this card.
Excuse if it backfires: “It has a deeper meaning. I love you so much I could burst.”
This card, featuring a very charming piece of cutlery, is certainly straight to the point! Hopefully it gets the ̶s̶p̶o̶r̶k̶s̶ sparks flying between you.
Idea: if it’s met with a blunt reaction, you may have to just settle for a cheeky spoon.