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This Ultimate Pub Lager Collection is a beery good idea for a birthday gift, will make them so hoppy for an celebration or would also make a brewtiful housewarming present! Okay enough with the incredible beer puns (you're welcome). This collection of the nation's favourite lagers will knock their socks off, whatever the occasion! Contains 6 x 330ml bottles:
Carlsberg Lager San miguel Stella Artois Heineken Coors Light Amstel
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

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Ultimate Pub Lager Collection 6x330ml

Surprise them to more on their momentous occasion with one of our birthday balloon bouquets. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
3 x 18&rdquo; Helium Balloon 3 x Ribbon 1 x Weight
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Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.

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Funny Covid Treat Yourself To A Cold One Birthday Card

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
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<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
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Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

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Know someone who loves a fun fact, even if the majority of the time they're talking BS? We all do! And now we've got the perfect gift for them. With over 500 hard-to-believe real facts on everything from hippo sweat to nematodes, dinosaur jaws to Egyptian mummies, this fun-filled True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t book means they'll never be short of amusing (/annoying) pub chat again.
 Reading age:&nbsp;For Adults
Weight: 212g
Dimensions: 12.7 x 2 x 17.8cm
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x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

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True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t Book

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

52 Things To Do While You Poo

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Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

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Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza (260g)

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Cute Racoon Holding Present 5th Birthday Card

For the coffee connoisseur in your life, this hamper features a selection of scrumptious treats they're sure to go gaga for. With Slumber Jack's Italian Espresso Coffee, millionaires shortbread, espresso flavoured nuts and more, it's the perfect way to send that special someone some extremely tasty love.
Contains:
x1 Slumber Jack Italian Espresso Coffee 220g x1 Reids Chocolate Chunk Shortbread 150g x1 Filbert's Caf&eacute; Espresso Nut Mix 75g x2 Brown Sugar Swizzle Sticks x1 Cappuccino Truffle Walnut Whirls Twin Pack x1 Beech's Milk Choc Coffee Creams 150g
Ingredients:
Slumber Jack Coffee Pouch Italian Espresso 220g 100% Ground Coffee Farmhouse Milk Choc Millionaires Shortbread 150g Milk Chocolate (40%) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin; Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Salted Butter (16%) (Milk, Salt), Sugar, Butterscotch Pieces (3%) (Brown Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Salted Butter (Milk, Salt), Sustainable Palm Oil, Natural Allergens: Milk, Soya Filberts Espresso Nut Mix 75g Peanuts (45%), Almonds (23%), Dark Chocolate Coffee Beans (17%) (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Coffee Beans (13%), Cocoa Butter, Whey (Milk), Vegetable Fat [Palm Sg], Emulsifier: [Sunflower Lecithin E322], Glazing Agents: [Gum Arabic, Shellac E904]), Chocolate Coated Caramel (11%) (Milk Chocolate (65%), [Sugar, Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fat [Palm Sg], Whey (Milk), Emulsifier: [Sunflower Lecithin E322], Glazing Agents [Gum Arabic, Shellac E904], Sea Salt &amp; Caramel Fudge (35%) [Sugar, Glucose, Skimmed Sweetened Condensed Milk, Palm Fondant, Sea Salt (1%), Flavouring (Natural)], Icing Sugar, Salt, Coffee Paste (Coffee, Sugar, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Water, Modified Starch, Flavours). Allergens: Peanuts, Almonds, Milk Sugar Swizzle Sticks 100% Pure Natural Sugar Cappuccino Truffle Walnut Whirls Twin Pack Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Palm Oil*, Soluble Tapioca Fibre, Walnuts, Rice Starch, Concentrated Grape Juice, Instant Coffee, Natural Flavouring (Vanilla), Emulsifier: (Soya Lecithin) Allergens: Walnuts, Soya Beech's Milk Choc Coffee Creams 150g Brazil Nuts (33%), Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Flavouring.
Allergens: Brazil Nuts, Soya
Dimensions:
23.50cmx 20.50cm x 9.50cm
Weight: 1.5kg
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Illustrated Cute Cheetah Party Hat Hooray Youre 7 Today Birthday Card

Illustrated Cute Leopard Party Hat Hooray Youre 7 Today Birthday Card

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Covid June 2021 Summer Drinking Life Is Good Birthday Card

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Send someone special a happy, happy birthday with a gift that arrives straight through their letterbox &ndash; so they don't even need to be at home when it arrives! Featuring 6 bars with flavours like brownie, peanut butter, fudge and oat milk, we just know this delicious selection will have their tongue tingling.
Product Specification: 
x6 100g Bars in a Letterbox Wrap.
1 x Happy Birthday Milk Bar
1 x Happy Birthday Dark Bar
1 x Chocolate Brownie Bar
1 x Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar
1 x Salted Caramel Bar
1 x Oat Milk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar
Additional Information:
Total Weight: 600g
2cm x 26.5cm x 18.5cm
Ingredients:
Happy Birthday Milk Bar: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Happy Birthday Dark Bar: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Chocolate Brownie Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, brownie pieces (sugar, cocoa powder, humectant (glycerol), sunflower oil, wheat starch, cream powder (milk) coconut oil, glucose syrup, salt), emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, peanut paste, roasted chopped peanuts cocoa mass, emulsfier (soya lecithin), salt, natural flavouring (vanilla). Oat Mi!lk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, dried oat powder, cocoa Mass, caramel Crisp (sugar, glucose syrup, coconut oil, natural flavour, natural colour (caramelised sugar syrup) emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), dried rice powder, emulsifier (sunflower Lecithin), sea Salt, flavouring (caramel (0.1%), natural vanilla) Fudge Crunch Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, fudge pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), palm oil, butter (milk) emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (vanilla), salt), shortcake biscuit (wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamine, niacin), sugar, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (palm oil SG, rapeseed oil), invert sugar syrup, tapioca starch, salt, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate. ammonium bicarbonate), non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (shea kernel oil, palm oil SG), emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), honeycomb pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sodium bicarbonate, rice flour) emulsifier (soya lecithin).
For allergens see listed ingredients above. May contain traces of gluten, nuts, and peanuts. Young children (less than 4 years) have limited chewing ability and could choke on small sweets.

Gnaw Birthday Letterbox Chocolate Gift Set 600g (Contains 6 Bars)

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Delight the Star Wars fan in your life with this Millennium Falcon Construction Kit. The pieces slot together easily with tabs so there's no need for glue. Simply follow the step-by-step instructions and enjoy hours of fun... the perfect gift for big kids. May the force be with them! Ages 14+
Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

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