Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

Gadgets & Novelties

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Product Description:
A foolproof present for any chocolate fan, this gift box from Holdsworth is great for any occasion (or even just because). An assortment of handmade milk chocolate truffles, creams, pralines and caramels, it comes elegantly presented, too.
Product Specification:
1 x Milk Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Orange Cream 1 x Milk Chocolate Marc de Champagne Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Strawberry &amp; Marc de Champagne Truffle with Popping Candy 1 x Milk Chocolate Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Rum Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Coffee Cream 1 x Milk Chocolate Orange Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Praline
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 3 x 16 x 16cm Weight: 110g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains&nbsp;Milk, Soya.
Ingredients:
Milk Chocolate 62% (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Butter (Milk), Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Fondant (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water), Caramel (Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk, Sugar, Water, Cocoa Butter, Modified Starch, Thickener: Agar, Flavours, Emulsifiers: E471 and Sunflower Lecithin, Salt, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Praline Paste (Hazelnuts), Alcohol (Marc de Champagne, Neutral Spirit, Rum, Orange Liqueur), Fruit Paste (Glucose Syrup, Invert Sugar Syrup, Beetroot, Orange &amp; Raspberry Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavouring, Colouring Plant Concentrates (Carrot, Pumpkin), Ethanol, Acidifier: Citric Acid), Natural Flavourings (Rum, (Propylene Glycol), Strawberry, Raspberry, Orange, Coffee, Lemon), Rum Essence (Flavouring Substances, Thickening Agent: Xanthan Gum, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid), Coffee Granules, Salt, Popping Candy (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring, Glucose Syrup, Lactose (Milk), Carbon Dioxide, Glazing Agent: Gum Arabic, Starch, Shellac), Colouring (Beetroot Powder, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide).
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Chocolates

Holdsworth Classic Milk Assortment Chocolates (110g)

Know someone who might love chocolate more than they love you? That's okay &ndash; you might just take the top spot thanks to these insanely delicious Maltesers Truffles! When we say it's almost impossible to just have one, we really mean it. 10/10 as far as chocolate goes! The perfect gift for loved ones for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box (455g)
Additional Information: Product Dimensions: 33.5 x 12.9 x 7.4cm Weight: 455g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk, Soya, Almond, Hazelnut.
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Skimmed Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural, Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
"Adding an extra sweet treat?
1 x Giant Lollipop
Additional Information:&nbsp;
250g, 255 x 135 x 13mm
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Sugar, glucose syrup, flavour: mint, colours: E100, E120, E141, E160a, E163, E171 See allergens on back of pack.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. "

Maltesers Truffles Box (455g)

Product Description:
Know a vegan who's also a bit of a chocolate fiend? Get ready to make their day!
Introducing the Award Winning Selection by Booja-Booja, a luxurious selection of deliciously diverse vegan and organic chocolate truffles. With sixteen in the box and five tempting flavours to choose from, it's perfect for sharing (or not! Absolutely no judgement here).
Product Specification:
Flavours: Almond &amp; Sea Salt Caramel Truffle Hazelnut Chocolate Truffle Rum Sozzled Sultana Chocolate Truffle Fine de Champagne Chocolate Truffle Around Midnight Espresso Chocolate Truffle Stem Ginger Chocolate Truffle
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Almond, Hazelnut, Sultanas. May contain traces of other nuts.
Ingredients:
ALMOND &amp; SEA SALT CARAMEL TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Almond paste* 21%, Coconut Oil, Salted Caramel*(Cane sugar* Water, Sea Salt) 6%, Cocoa Powder* Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%
 HAZELNUT CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Coconut Oil*, Hazelnuts* 17%, Cocoa Powder*. Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 RUM SOZZLED SULTANA CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate*(cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Sultanas* 16%, Coconut Oil*, Rum* 8%, Agave Syrup*, Cocoa Powder*. Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 FINE DE CHAMPAGNE CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Coconut Oil*, Fine de Champagne* 5%, Agave Syrup*, Cocoa Powder*. Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 AROUND MIDNIGHT ESPRESSO CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Coconut Oil*, Coffee* 5%, Water, Agave Syrup*, Cocoa Powder*.Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%.
 STEM GINGER CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE Ingredients: Chocolate* (cocoa mass*, cane sugar*, cocoa butter, vanilla powder*), Stem Ginger* 26% (Ginger*, Cane Sugar*), Coconut Oil*, Cocoa Powder*, Water.&nbsp;Chocolate: minimum cocoa solids 55%
Organically grown ingredients
Dairy, Gluten &amp; Soya Free
Vegan
Also contain nuts. Tree nuts used throughout factory and processes.
MAY ALSO CONTAIN OTHER NUTS
Dairy, Gulten &amp; Soya Free
Vegan
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Booja Booja The Gourmet Selection (230g)

The classic Champagne and chocolate combination &ndash; one that&rsquo;s sure to go down a treat with a loved one. The crisp, fruity flavours of the iconic Lanson Champagne and the velvety, melt-in-the-mouth Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles.&nbsp;
<h4>Pack contains:</h4>
<ul>
<li>Lanson Champagne 200ml</li>
<li>Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g</li>
</ul>
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
 Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts. 
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Lanson Champagne 200ml & Lindt Truffles 200g Gift Set

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Alcohol Gift

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Give someone an incredible afternoon with this Cartwright &amp; Butler Afternoon Treat Gift Box. It&rsquo;s full to the brim with goodies that turn an ordinary afternoon into a relaxing, indulgent treat. This gift box includes English Breakfast tea, an indulgent fine blend coffee, delightful demerara shortbread rounds, creamy butter fudge, and some moreish chocolate wafer crispies.
Product Specification
1 x C&amp;B Demerara Shortbread Rounds in Carton 200g 1 x C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies 1 x C&amp;B Caf&eacute; York Fine Blend Coffee in Carton 50g 1 x C&amp;B Lemon &amp; Tangerine Slice Mix Sweets in carton 1 x C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast Tea (10x3g) 1 x C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton
Additional Information
Dimensions: 37.5 x 25 x 13.5 cm, 800g.
Ingredients
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Demerara Shortbread Rounds: Wheat Flour (Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamine), Butter (31%) (Milk), Sugar, Maize Starch, Demerara Sugar, Salt. Chocolate Wafer Crispies: Milk Chocolate (38%) [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier: Lecithin, E476, Flavouring], Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Fats*, Skimmed Milk Powder, Peanut Mass (1.6%),Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Whey Powder (Milk), Colour: Ammonia Caramel, Low Fat Cocoa Powder (0.3%), Cream Powder (Milk), Flavours, Salt, Emulsifier: Lecithin. Caf&eacute; York Fine Blend Coffee: 100% Coffee. Lemon &amp; Tangerine Slice Mix Sweets: Sugar, Glucose Syrup (Sulphites), Citric Acid, Sodium Bicarbonate, Flavourings, Colour: Curcumin (E100), Carotene (E160a) English Breakfast Tea: 100% Black Tea Butter Fudge: Sugar, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Glucose Syrup, Butter (Milk) (10%), Golden Syrup, Humectant: Glycerine.&nbsp;

Hampers

Cartwright & Butler Afternoon Treat Hamper

Product Description:
Give someone an incredible morning with this Cartwright &amp; Butler Good Morning Gift Box. It&rsquo;s full to the brim with goodies that turn an ordinary morning into a relaxing, indulgent treat. This gift box includes English Breakfast tea, triple chocolate chunk cookies, creamy butter fudge, and some butter oat crumbles.
Product Specification:
C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast (10x3g) C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton C&amp;B Triple Choc Chunk in carton C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk, Wheat, Soya.
Ingredients:
C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast (10x3g)-100% Black Tea C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton-Sugar, sweetened condensed milk, glucose syrup, butter (milk)(10%), golden syrup, glycerine. C&amp;B Triple Choc Chunk in carton-Wheat flour (calcium, iron, niacin, thiamine), sugar, salted butter (20%) (milk), white chocolate chunks (7%) (sugar, cocoa butter, full cream milk powder, whey powder (milk), emulsifier: soya lecithin), melted dark chocolate (7%) (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, milk fat, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), milk chocolate chunks (5%) (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), plain chocolate chips (5%) (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural flavouring), cocoa powder, acidity regulator: potassium carbonate, sugarcane syrup, raising agents: ammonium bicarbonate, sodium bicarbonate. White chocolate chips contain: cocoa solids 20%, milk solids 14% minimum. Melted dark chocolate contains: cocoa solids 52% minimum. Plain chocolate chips contain: cocoa solids 39% minimum. Milk chocolate chips contains: cocoa solids 30% minimum, milk solids 23% minimum C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles-Rolled oats (48%), salted butter (32%) (milk), sugar.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Cartwright & Butler Tea & Biscuits Hamper

With the Let's Celebrate hamper, it's always time to pop the cork and celebrate with some bubbly!
This delightfully boozy hamper is the perfect gift to spoil your loved ones. Packed with a delicious variety of products including the all-important PURE Prosecco, as well as moorish Caramelised Onion Chutney, Gouda Cheese Melts and Cheddar Cheese Crumbles. This divine hamper is sure to delight your lucky recipient, whether it's for a birthday, anniversary or any celebration! A wonderful surprise, delivered straight to their door.
Contains: 1 x PURE Prosecco 75cl Sparkling Wine Extra Dry 1 x C&amp;B Mini Chocolate Selection 1 x C&amp;B Caramelised Onion Chutney 1 x C&amp;B Orange Juice 100% 750ml 1 x C&amp;B Gouda Cheese Melts 1 x C&amp;B Wafers for Cheese with Sea Salt &amp; Black Pepper 1 x C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies 1 x C&amp;B Cheddar Cheese Crumbles
Dimensions: 37.5x 25x 13.5cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
PURE Prosecco 75cl Sparkling Wine Extra Dry (Italy) C&amp;B Mini Chocolate Selection in window tin - Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Almonds, Hazelnut, Spiced Biscuit (Wheat), Glucose Syrup, Fruits (Strawberries, Black Cherries, Pears, Raspberries), Vegetable Oils (Rapeseed, Palm, Sunflower), Liquors (Neutral Alcohol Of Agricultural Origin, Grand Marnier, Kirsch), Soluble Coffee, Dextrose, Saccharose, Cinnamon, Eggs Whites, Concentrated (Milk), Modified Starch, Salt, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Vegetable Fat (Sunflower), Partially Hydrogenated Oil (Rapeseed), Completely Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat (Sunflower), Pectin, Fine Crumbled Biscuit (Wheat), Sweet And Bitter Oranges Peel, Extract Of Barley Malt (Wheat), Emulsifiers: Soya Lecithin, E322, E471; Natural Flavourings: Vanilla, Flavours; Stabilizers: E440, E407, Colours: E163, E160a, E160b, E100, E162, E120, E150, E160ai, Paprika; Acidifiers: E330, E331iii; Thickeners: E407, Guar Gum And Xanthan Gum; Humectant: Glycerol; Baking Powder: E500, Antioxidants, Sodium Disulphite, Sodium Metabisulfite; Preservative: E200. Milk Chocolate: minimum 33.6% Cocoa Solids - minimum 20.8% Milk Solids. Dark Chocolate: minimum Cocoa Solids: 54.4% C&amp;B Caramelised Onion Chutney - Onions (37%), Sugar, Malt Vinegar (from Barley), Apples, Dates, Mustard Flour, Salt, Chilli Powder. C&amp;B Orange Juice 100% 750ml - 100% Orange juice C&amp;B Gouda Cheese Melts - Vegetable Fat (Responsibly Sourced Palm, Coconut), Wheat Flour, Sweet Whey Powder (Milk), Cheese Powder (9%)(Milk), Rye Flour (Gluten), Potato Starch, Salt, Emulsifier: Sunflower Lecithin, Release Agent: Magnesium Carbonate, Raising Agent: Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate; Colour: Annatto. C&amp;B Wafers for Cheese with Sea Salt &amp; Black Pepper - Wheat flour, vegetable margarine (palm oil, water, mono and diglycerides from fatty acids, citric acid), maltodextrin (from corn), salt (2.3%), milk powder, raising agent: sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate; egg powder, emulsifier: mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids, sorbitol; pepper (0.6%), soya flour. C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies - Milk Chocolate (38%) [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier: Lecithin, E476, Flavouring], Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Fats*, Skimmed Milk Powder, Peanut Mass (1.6%), Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Whey Powder (Milk), Colour: Ammonia Caramel, Low Fat Cocoa powder (0.3%), Cream Powder (Milk), Flavours, Salt, Emulsifier: Lecithin.*From an RSPO certified sustainable source. C&amp;B Cheddar Cheese Crumbles - Wheat Flour, Margarine (Rapeseed Oil, Palm Oil, Water, Salt, Emulsifier: Mono-And Diglycerides Of Fatty Acids, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid, Natural Flavouring), Matured Cheddar Cheese (Milk)(19%), Egg, Yeast, Dried Milk, Modified Potato Starch, Sugar, Salt, Potato Starch, Yeast Extract, Spices, Colour: Paprika Extract.
18+ years Store is a cool, dark place. Store right side up as indicated on outer box
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Cartwright & Butler Let's Celebrate Hamper

A decadent and delicious gift for the most special person in the world. This Cartwright &amp; Butler gift set features everything they need to truly relax and indulge, including chocolate wafer crispies, butter fudge, honeyed strawberries, butter oat crumbles, and of course, a bottle of Bottega sparkling ros&eacute;. Because what's a feast without a bottle of bubbly? Consider them well and truly tickled pink.
Product Specification:
1 x Chocolate Wafer Crispies 1 x Butter Fudge 1 x Honey with Strawberries 1 x Butter Oat Crumbles 1 x Bottega Sparkling Ros&eacute;
Additional Information:
Product Dimenions: 13.5cm x 18cm x 23.5cm Weight: 895g 11.5 ABV, 20cl&nbsp;
Dietary Information: 
May contain nuts.
Ingredients:
C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles-Rolled Oats (48%), Salted Butter (32%) (Milk), Sugar. C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton- Sugar, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Glucose Syrup, Butter (Milk) (10%), Golden Syrup, Humectant: Glycerine. Bottega rose gold spumante 20cl C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies- Milk Chocolate (38%) [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier: Lecithin, E476, Flavouring], Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Fats*, Skimmed Milk Powder, Peanut Mass (1.6%), Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Whey Powder (Milk), Colour: Ammonia Caramel, Low Fat Cocoa Powder (0.3%), Cream Powder (Milk), Flavours, Salt, Emulsifier: Lecithin. *From An RSPO Certified Sustainable Source. C&amp;B Honey with Strawberries in globe jar-Honey, Strawberry Powder (1%).
Allergens in Bold.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

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