Alas It Is Valentine's Day Funny Spoof Card

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For the little messages

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For a big impression

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Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction This fiery vriesea duo (otherwise known as a flaming swords for obvious reasons) make the perfect show-stopper gift for that special person in your life. With their spiky leaves, flamboyant floral display and love for bright, filtered light, these big-personality plants are members of the bromeliad family and, with their ceramic pots, are guaranteed to brighten up any home. What&rsquo;s in the Box? 1 x Vriesea Orange bi 9cm pot 1 x Ceramic 1 x Vriesea Red 13cm pot 1 x Ceramic 
Approx. height 32cm Approx. height 47cm
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The Vriesea Duo

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Plants. With high quality plants for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction This pretty-in-pink orchid is the perfect gift for the plant lover in your life who still enjoys the excitement of watching bautiful buds blossom! With stunning pink petals, this cascade phaleneopsis orchid prefers a lot of sunlight but not directly and thrives best with a minimum night temperature of 16&deg;C and a maximum daily temperature of 32&deg;C. Complete with a ceramic green pot, it loves lukewarm water but will be extra happy if you give it a drink of rainwater too. The best way to satiate this lovely bloom's thirst is to immerse the pot in a bucket for one minute. Then the orchid can rest for seven days without water &ndash; kind of like a camel, huh? What&rsquo;s in the Box? 1x Cascade 2 stem Phalaneopsis 12cm 1x Ceramic
Approx. height 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
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<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our plants arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
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<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any plants become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
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This Haynes Explains sex edition is a light-hearted and entertaining take on the classic workshop manual. The perfect tongue-in-cheek Valentine's Day gift for your main squeeze.

Warning: book contains amusing Adult Content!

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Product Description:
Whether they're a more of a classic Dairy Milk fan, or a little edgier with their fave being a Double Decker, this favourites box of Cadbury classics has all the goods to ensure they have the best Valentine's Day ever &ndash; because what's the day of love without a bit of chocolate?
Product Specification:
Contains 20 x 40g Cadbury Favourites Bars
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya, Peanuts, Wheat, Almonds.&nbsp;
May Contain Nuts.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Chocolates

Cadbury Valentine's Day Mixed Favourites Box

<div>The perfect gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate, with an adorable 'I Love You' sleeve.</div>
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Product Specification:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Additional Information:&nbsp;
42x 17 x 1.5cm, 850g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Contains&nbsp;Milk. May Contain&nbsp;Nuts,&nbsp;Wheat.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter
Allergens in Bold.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk 'I Love You' Bar (850g)

Product Description:
These chocolates are world famous for a reason...they are absolutely delicious! Whatever the occasion, this is the perfect gift to put a huge smile on their face (and their stomach). Irresistibly smooth assorted chocolate truffles with smooth melt-in-the-mouth fillings.
Product Specification:
Lindor Assorted Cornet (600g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions:25.3x31.7x22.8cm Weight: 600g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya.
May Contain Nuts.
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Box 600g

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Growing their own tree? Nature lovers and green fingered friends will love it. Starting from scratch, the box contains four packets of mixed Bonsai seeds, five starter growing pots made from coconut husk (you're welcome, planet), and five natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered. Lastly, there's five wooden plant markers and the all important instruction guide. Watch them enjoy the gift just grows and grows.
Includes:
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<li>4 packets of mixed bonsai seeds</li>
<li>5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li>5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li>5 wooden plant markers</li>
<li>Your growing instructions guide</li>
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&nbsp;Dimensions: 16.8 x 9.5 x 12.7cm
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Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Grow It Bonsai Tree Plant

Who said you couldn't play with your food? For the chocolate lover, um... within you, this chocolate body paint is a delicious addition to a fun night in.
Need-To-Know Info: 100g tube This is an adult product and not intended for children. Ingredients: Sugar-glucose-fructose-syrup, water, lean cocoa (8%), extenders: E466, E412, E415, salt, preservative: potassium sorbate-sulphur dioxide, flavouring, food acid: citric acid.
This is an adult product, not suitable for Under 18s.

Chocolate Body Paint

Let that very, very special someone in on your feelings! For a birthday, anniversary or just because, this cute and cuddly Tatty Teddy promises big smiles every time.
Instantly recognisable, with the soft grey fluff and famous blue nose &amp; patches, Tatty Teddy is the signature character of the much-loved brand Me to You. Tatty Teddy offers a timeless message of love, happiness and friendship and is a sweet and thoughtful gift for your loved ones on any occasion.
Weight: 140g
Dimensions: 18 cm x 15 cm x 15 cm
Suitable for ages 3 years +

Soft Toy

Tatty Teddy With Love Heart Bear 18cm

Tell someone you think they're the bee's knees with Bethany Bee, the Love Hearts Bee Mine soft toy. Produced by Swizzels Love Hearts, Bethany Bee has been created using luxury fabrics, the softest stuffing and oh-so cute attention to detail that adds a loveable personality. Suitable for kids and grownups alike, she's the perfect way to send some love straight to their door.
Dimensions: 23x15x12cm
Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.

Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Swizzels Love Hearts Bee Mine Soft Toy

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I wake up thinking of you, I want you all the time, and I need you inside me now!

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