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The Science Is Saying You're An Old Fart Birthday Card

Take them on a gin adventure! This gift set contains a selection of miniature dry gins from different gin houses. And tonics! The perfect gift for your gin-loving friend!
Product Specification:
1x Gin House Gift Set
Additional Information:
x1 5cl Tanqueray Gin
x1 5cl Gordons Pink Gin
x1 5cl Edinburgh Gin Rhubard and Ginger
x1 5cl Beefeater Orange Gin
x4 Fentiman's Tonic Water
Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Alcohol Gift

Gin House Gift Set

Whether they're turning 15, 50, or any milestone in between, surprise them to more with one of our happy birthday balloons. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.&nbsp;
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
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Balloon

Pink & Gold Happy Birthday Balloon

Name something funnier than a chimp wearing sunnies. We'll wait. You CAN'T. We knew it. This pre-inflated balloon is the perfect way to ensure they really do have the best birthday ever.
Included with our balloon delivery:
1 x 18 inch helium balloon&nbsp; 1 x ribbon&nbsp; 1 x Chocolate coin weight (upon availability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
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Happy Birthday Monkey Balloon

Birthdays Are A Reminder Ageing Funny Card

Funny 4 Step Pub Crawl Card

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
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<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

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Two Birds Strawberry & Vanilla Gin Bag Gift Set 

It tastes like summer in a glass! This fresh and fruity flavoured gin is a gorgeous blend of zesty strawberry and smooth vanilla, perfect for mixing cocktails – and it comes presented in this gorgeous hessian gift bag, for an extra rustic, hand-crafted feel. Just delicious.
 

Country of Origin: UK 
Bottle: 20cl 
Alcohol by Volume: 38%

Two Birds Strawberry & Vanilla Gin 20cl Bag Gift Set

Chelsea FC Football Club Birthday Card New Star Signed spoof newspaper birthday card

The perfect gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Toblerone chocolate, with an adorable "Happy Birthday' sleeve.

Product Specification:
Happy Birthday Toblerone (360g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 6.2cm x 30.8cm x 6.2cm&nbsp; Weight: 360g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Almonds, Milk, Soya.
May Contain Nuts.
Ingredients:
Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya. Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Honey (3%), Milk Fat, Almonds (1.6%), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Egg White, Flavouring, Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 28% minimum, Milk Solids 14% minimum
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Chocolates

Happy Birthday Toblerone (360g)

Cheeky Chops Have A Supersonic Birthday Card

British Farting Champion Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

British Farting Champion Personalised Name Card

Cat And Dog Disco Covid Lets Socially Dis Dance Disco Lockdown Birthday Card

Covid19 Face Mask Happy Birthday Card

We Are Really Going To Miss Having An Excuse To Not See People Card

Ive Got My Outfit Ready For Your Party Personalised Card

Retro illustration with humour quote - 'What am i wearing?' 'Just the skin of the last man who asked me that'

What Am I Wearing? Retro Birthday Card

Jolly Awesome You're Out Of This World Everyday Card

Jolly Awesome You're Out Of This World Alien Space Card

The Science Says Your Birthday Is Cancelled Covid Card

The Lemon Of Life Cute Funny Card

You Must Wear A Face Mask In Public Funny Card

Months Searching For The Perfect Card

Typographic Lockdown Covid Drinking Rule Of 6 Birthday Card

Typographic Covid Lockdown Rules Hands Face Space Birthday Card

Treat someone to this grown-your-own kit of of unique, rainbow vegetables. Featuring everything a gardener needs to grow their own purple carrots, stripy tomatoes, red brussels, and yellow courgettes &ndash; this is a wonderful way to show a green-fingered friend you care.
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Adding Chocolate? &lt;p&gt;x1 Laura's Confectionary Toffee Bon Bons&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Product dimensions: 180x115x50 mm&lt;br /&gt;Weight: 143g&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ingredients:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sugar, glucose syrup, vegetable fats ( palm, coconut), skimmed milk powder, maltodextrin, salt, flavouring, emulsifier: E473. May contain nuts, peanuts, eggs and soya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;1x Prosecco Via Via Rose&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Product dimensions: 31.6cm H x 9.2cm W x 9.2cm D&lt;br /&gt;Weight: 1.41kg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ABV: 11%&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Allergy Advice - May Contains Sulphates.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Allergens in Bold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

Gadgets & Novelties

Grow Your Own Rainbow Veg

Growing their own tree? Nature lovers and green fingered friends will love it. Starting from scratch, the box contains four packets of mixed Bonsai seeds, five starter growing pots made from coconut husk (you're welcome, planet), and five natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered. Lastly, there's five wooden plant markers and the all important instruction guide. Watch them enjoy the gift just grows and grows.
Includes:
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<li>4 packets of mixed bonsai seeds</li>
<li>5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li>5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li>5 wooden plant markers</li>
<li>Your growing instructions guide</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;Dimensions: 16.8 x 9.5 x 12.7cm
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Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Grow It Bonsai Tree Plant

Three beers are better than one… But what’s better than three? Answer: a three-pronged attack of magnificently hoppy cold ones from the esteemed barrels of a brilliantly British brewery, featuring a special message from lovely old you! One for the discerning booze hound in your life, Hogsback are award-winning brewers of some of the UK’s finest ale, and this quality line-up presents some of their most drinkably delicious yield to date. 

This set comprises: 
 3 x Gardener's Tipple 500ml 

Please Note- This product can only be delivered within the UK Mainland 

Adding chocolate?
Send someone the gift of ultimate chocolate indulgence with Lindt. These individually wrapped delights combine creaminess and crunchiness in a unique taste and texture experience. With velvety dark chocolate and whole roasted hazelnuts, this is the perfect gift for that sweet-toothed person in your life!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt NUXOR with Dark Chocolate and Whole Roasted Hazelnuts Box (165g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: H: 18cm x W: 10.5cm x D: 5.8cm Weight: 165g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Walnuts and other nuts.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Sugar Whole Hazelnuts (20%) Cocoa Mass Ground Hazelnuts (16%) Cocoa Butter Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder Whole Milk Powder Anhydrous Milk Fat Almonds (0.2%) Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Flavouring Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 46% min
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Dad's Happy Birthday Beer Hogsback Trio

Funny Birthday Card. A Rude Personalised Card.

Funny Birthday Card

Police Called As Wild Celebrations Get Out Of Hand Funny Card

Eggs And Milk Bottles Sweets Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Eggs And Milk Bottles Sweets Personalised Card

Ru Paul's Drag Race Bianca Del Rio Birthday Card

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This Jelly Belly gift box will give them a little taste of everything. 20 flavours of jelly beans including blueberry, cotton candy, red apple, tangerine, marshmallow and watermelon will tantalise taste buds, while the gift box means you have one less thing to wrap.
Make their surprise all the more wonderful and add on a delightful cassis and rose tin candle from Cath Kidston to your order &ndash; there's no better way to bring joy! Weight: 250g
Dimensions:&nbsp;2.6x20x19.7cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Sugar, glucose syrup, modified cornstarch, acidity regulators (E325, E330, E331), flavourings, peach puree concentrate, blueberry puree, concentrates of apple, spirulina, carrot, black carrot, blackcurrant, pumpkin) colours (E100, E150d, E153, E160a, E162, E163ii, E171), plum juice concentrate, lemon puree, glazing agents (E901, E903, E904), pear juice concentrate, strawberry puree, watermelon juice concentrate, pomegranate juice concentrate, coconut, tangerine juice concentrate, grapefruit juice concentrate, cherry juice concentrate, cantaloupe powder, invert sugar syrup, salt, tapioca dextrin. Allergy Advice: May contain Nut Traces. 
Adding beer?
Here's a gift that'll have them feeling galactic! Whether they're part of the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire, they're guaranteed to go gaga for this Stormtrooper Beer Christmas cracker.
Product Specification:
x1 Stormtrooper Beer Christmas Cracker (2 x 330 ml can of Hoppy Christmas IPA)
Ingredients:
Malted barley &amp; wheat - (Gluten Free &amp; Suitable for Vegans)
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Sweets

Jelly Belly Assortment (250g)

Funny Can't Wait To See You Again Vdeo Call Photo Upload Birthday Card

I Mean Is Your Birthday Really Essential Card

You Are So Brilliant Card

Front of card: The National Gallery Funny Very Old Man Birthday Card Features the painting 'An Old Man In An Armchair'. Text reads: "You're The Man! (The Very...Very Old Man!)". Back of card: The National Gallery logo and a description of the painting

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