I Farted On Your Card Funny Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a celebrity. Text reads: "Sorry I farted on your card".

Standard Card

I Farted On Your Card Funny Card

For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

For a big impression

Giant Card

You Didn't Make The Budget Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a politician. Text reads: "Happy Birthday just a card this year you didn;t make the budget".

You Didn't Make The Budget Card

This Ultimate Pub Lager Collection is a beery good idea for a birthday gift, will make them so hoppy for an celebration or would also make a brewtiful housewarming present! Okay enough with the incredible beer puns (you're welcome). This collection of the nation's favourite lagers will knock their socks off, whatever the occasion! Contains 6 x 330ml bottles:
Carlsberg Lager San miguel Stella Artois Heineken Coors Light Amstel
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Alcohol Gift

Ultimate Pub Lager Collection 6x330ml

Surprise them to more on this momentous occasion with one of our happy birthday balloons. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.&nbsp;
Product Specification
1 x 18&rdquo; Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Weight
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
Want to make this single balloon into a trio? Of course you do! Simply tick the upgrade box above and we'll send three pre-inflated balloons for thrice as much fun.

Balloon

Paw Patrol Balloon

Whether they're turning 15, 50, or any milestone in between, surprise them to more with one of our happy birthday balloons. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18&rdquo; Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Weight
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.
Want to make this single balloon into a trio? Of course you do! Simply tick the upgrade box above and we'll send three pre-inflated balloons for thrice as much fun.

Happy Birthday Gamer Balloon

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
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<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

Gadgets & Novelties

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

Chocolates

Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza (260g)

Say happy birthday with this Giant Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar with a twist. Packaged in a special "Happy Birthday" sleeve and delivered straight to your door.

Contains:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Weight: 850g
Dimensions: 42x 17 x 1.5cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk. May Contain Nuts, Wheat.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk Happy Birthday Bar (850g)

Have A Corntastic Birthday Card Text reads: "Have A Corntastic Birthday" Back of card: The Cake Thief logo.

Have A Corntastic Birthday Card

Front of card: Features typographic text on a Blue background with a small Illustration of a Golf cup and Pin. Text reads: "You are a Boomer, so this card mentions golf" Back of card: Deadpan Logo

Deadpan You are a Boomer so This Card Mentions Golf Funny Birthday Card

Front of card Illustration of sausage on pink and cream background with hand lettered text. Text reads: "Hope your birthday is a banger!" Back of card: Felt Studios logo. Moonpig logo.

Felt Studios Funny Illustrated Sausage Pun Birthday Card

Front of card Illustration of a worm on yellow and green background with hand lettered text. Text reads: "Get a wiggle on... the party's started!" Back of card: Felt Studios logo. Moonpig logo.

Felt Studios Funny Illustrated Worm Pun Birthday Card

Plant-Based Pun Card Features an illustration of a flower. Text reads: "Happy plant based card"

Plant-Based Pun Card

No Money Inside Strike Card Features an illustration of 2 poeple standing by a sign. Text reads: "Happy birthday there was supposed to be a fiver in this card... But the people who put the money in cards are on strike!!".

No Money Inside Strike Card

Celebrating Your Birthday Is All Illustrated Card Text reads: Celebrating Your Birthday Is All Skol Back of card: Original Fox Cards

Celebrating Your Birthday Is All Illustrated Card

Rishing You A Very Happy Birthday Card

Brighten Up Your Day Football Card

It's Your Birthday Drop It Like It's Hot Card

A Little Kirby Told Me It Was Your Birthday Card

My Favourite 90's Child Birthday Card Features illustrations of iconic 90's celebrities. Text reads: "happy birthday to myt favourite 90's child"

My Favourite 90's Child Birthday Card

Then I Changed My Mind Card Features an illustration of a politician. Text reads: "I was going to but you a really amazing gift.. But then I changed my mind! "Ha ha ha"".

Then I Changed My Mind Card

Good Luck With Your New Job Topical Card

By George! It's Your Birthday Card

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Messy Card Features an illustration of a celebrity.

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Messy Card

Happy Birthday To You Pun Card Features an illustration of a celebrity.

Happy Birthday To You Pun Card

Trust Me When I Say Birthday Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a politician. Text reads: "Trust me when I say... have a very happy birthday".

Trust Me When I Say Birthday Card

With the Beer O'Clock Hamper, it's always time for a pint.
This delightfully boozy hamper is the perfect gift to spoil your loved ones! Packed with a delicious variety of beer-themed products including the all-important Peroni, as well as moorish Artisan Spicy Salami, Sicilian Olives and Handmade Pizza Bread Sticks. This divine hamper is sure to delight your lucky recipient, whether it's for a birthday, any celebration! A wonderful surprise, delivered straight to their door.
Product Specification:
4 x Peroni Lager 330ml (5.1%) 1 x Venison Salami, Great Glen Charcuterie 60g 1 x Sicilian Olives 200g 1 x Handmade Pizza Bread Sticks 100g 1 x Cheese Biscuits 40g
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 14 x 20 x 40 cm, 1503g.
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk .
Ingredients:
Peroni; Water, BARLEY MALT, Italian Maize, Hops
Cheese Biscuits. Potato starch, butter (contains MILK), Gouda Cheese (25%) (contains MILK) (contains colour carotene, anatto), cream (MILK), salt, raising agent (sodium bicarbonate, disodium diphosphate), modified corn starch. May contain traces of mustard.
Olives ; Green olive variety Nocellara Etnea, black olives Carolea, semi hot chilli, sunflower oil, oregano
Pizza Breadsticks; WHEAT flour, extra virgin olive oil (11.3%), lard, dried CHEESE powder, sea salt, dried tomato powder, malt extract (BARLEY, WHEAT), malted cereal powder (BARLEY&lt; WHEAT), sugar, natural flavourings, yeast, dried oregano. May contain trace of SESAME SEEDS and SOY
Pepperoni salami; Pork meat, chilli, salt, black pepper, natural casing
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Hampers

Beer Lovers Hamper

Hmm, just what do you get the history fanatic with a sweet-tooth in your life? Oh, well, this dino-mite Natural History Museum hamper will do the trick! Designed to fit straight through the letterbox, it's jam-packed with jelly dinosaurs, milk chocolate neapolitans and a Jurassic period chocolate bar that's guaranteed to have them roaring with delight!
Product Specification:
x1 Jelly Dinosaurs 180g x1 Milk Chocolate Neapolitans 59.5g x1 Jurassic Period Chocolate Bar 184g
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 33cm x 23cm x 2.5cm Weight: 423.5g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Jelly Dinosaurs - Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Water, Gelatine, Acidulant: citric acid, Flavourings: Cherry, Lemon, Orange, Strawberry; Colours: E120, E161B, E133; Glazing Agent: Carnauba Wax, Vegetable Oil (Coconut, Rapeseed). Milk Chocolate Neapolitans - Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Full Cream MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, LACTOSE (from MILK), Natural Vanilla Flavour, Emulsifier: Lecithin. Milk Chocolate Contains Cocoa Solids 33% Minimum, Milk Solids 14% Minimum For allergens see ingredients in bold. Jurassic Period Chocolate Bar - Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Full Cream MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, LACTOSE (from MILK), Natural Vanilla Flavour, Emulsifier: Lecithin. Milk Chocolate Contains Cocoa Solids 33% Minimum, Milk Solids 14% Minimum For allergens see ingredients in bold.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Natural History Museum Dino Sweet Treats Letterbox

May Your Birthday Be As Awesome Biceps Card

I Hope Your Birthday Celebrations Last Longer Than... Funny Topical Card

I Didn't Know How To Use Contactless Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a politician. Text reads: "Sorry I didn't buy you a birthday present... I didn't know how to use contactless".

I Didn't Know How To Use Contactless Card

Drinks Cabinet Card

In, Out, In, Out, You Shake It All About Card Text reads: "It's your birthday... you put your right arm in, you put your right arm out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about". Back of card: Mrs Best logo

In, Out, In, Out, You Shake It All About Card

Cost Of Living Crisis Butter Pun Card Front of card: Features an illustration butter. Text reads: "With the current cost of living crisis... let's hope you get butter with age."

Cost Of Living Crisis Butter Pun Card

Unite Or Die! Card Text reads: "The only way to survive your birthday is to unite or die!". Back of card: Silky Rose Designs logo.

Unite Or Die! Card

Front of Card: Illustration of two donuts with text. 
The card reads: "Happy birthday! I donut know what I'd do without you!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

UKG Donut Sweet Cute Birthday Card

Front of Card: Illustration of two tomatoes with text. 
The card reads: "Happy birthday to someone I love from my head to-ma-toes!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

UKG Tomatoes Sweet Cute Birthday Card

Let's Paint The Toon Red Football Card Text reads: "It's your birthday let's paint the toon red!"

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