Funny Valentines Card Poker On The First Date

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For the little messages

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For a big impression

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I Can't Be Your Valentine Funny TV Card

A perfect combo of relaxing goodies to help you put your feet up! There's a glorious Italian Prosecco that's filled with orchard fruit flavours and wonderful citrus intensity and it's ros&eacute; variant that has gorgeous notes of strawberries and redcurrants. Plus there is also some moreish chocolate truffles and a biodegradable soy wax candle! Two bottles of world-class bubbly and extra goodies - yes please! 
Product Specification:
1 x Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 1 x Senti Prosecco Rose Extra Dry&nbsp; 1 x Rosewood &amp; Vanilla Bamboo Candle 1 x Chocolate Truffle Selection 1 x 3 Bottle Wooden Box
Additional Information:
150cl 4.569kg 36 x 30 x 11 ABV 11%
Ingredients:
Prosecco Rose Gummies: Glucose syrup, sugar, water, pork gelatine, acidulant (citric acid), flavouring (prosecco), colours (black carrot), glazing agent (carnauba wax and vegetable oil &ndash; coconut, rapeseed)
May contain sulphites. Allergens in Bold. 
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Alcohol Gift

Virgin Wines Prosecco Duo, Chocolates and Candle in Wooden Gift Box

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction A medley of playful pinks and tasteful neutral tones &ndash; this bouquet is the epitome of elegance. Featuring bright and cheery cerise germini, pink roses, white lisianthus and scented oriental lilies; complemented by dainty gypsophilia and salal foliage, this arrangement comes hand arranged by our skilled florists.
What&rsquo;s in the Box? Standard - 1 x Oriental Lily Pink 3 x Germini Cerise 3 x Rose Pink 2 x Lisianthus White 1 x Gypsophila 3 x Robusta
Large - 5 x Pink Roses 5 x Cerise Germini 3 x White Lisianthus 3 x Pink Oriental Lily 1 x White Gypsophila 3 x Robusta Eucalyptus
Total bouquet length: 50cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
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<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
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Please Note:
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<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
<li aria-level="1">This bouquet contains lilies which can be toxic to pets. Keep them away from your furry friends.</li>
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Standard

The Pink Blush

Large | 50% more

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Letterbox Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home. Introduction With roses in an array of bright and bold colours, we can't think of a better way to put a smile on someone special's face.
What&rsquo;s in the Box? 5 x Roses Yellow 5 x Roses Red 5 x Roses Cerise 2 x Pistache
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Large cards are too big to fit in our letterbox flower boxes! If ordered with a large card, they will be sent separately.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Box size 62.2cm x 18.3 cm x 3.7 cm; designed to fit through most standard UK letterboxes.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

Letterbox Flowers

The Letterbox Mixed Roses

Rosette For World's Best Lover Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Rosette For World's Best Lover Personalised Valentine's Day Card

Lets Really Give The Homophobes Something To Bitch About This Valentines Day Card

Typographical You Are The One My Dad Warned Me About Funny Valentines Day Card

Funny and Rude Fancy A Bone? Valentine's Day Card

Funny and Rude Fancy A Bone Valentine's Day Card

Love You Daisy Card

Funny Bacon Cartoon You're So Damn Tasty Valentines Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny Bacon Cartoon You're So Damn Tasty Valentines Card

Funny I'll Slide Into Your DMS Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny I'll Slide Into Your DMS Valentine's Day Card

Happy Valentines All Of Me Loves All Of You Valentines Day Card

I'm Head Over Heels For You Valentines Day Card

Funny I'd Eat Brussel Sprouts For You Card

Funny We Go Together Like England And Rain Card

Funny We Go Together Like England And Rain Weather Card

Funny They Call Me Mr Lava Lava Card

Let that special someone know they're one of a kind in the best way possible: with chocolate. Not just any chocolate, though. A reeeaaaallyyyyyyy big (and we mean BIG) bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk. Weighing in at 850g, this is the perfect gift for the chocoholic in your life.
Product Specification:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 16.9 x 42 x 1.5 cm Weight: 850g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - May Contain Nuts, Wheat.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk.&nbsp;
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
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Adding an extra special treat especially for Valentine's Day?
This adorable plush keyring features Tatty Teddy holding a pink heart, embroidered with the caption 'With Love'. Treat someone special to this cute Me to You gift! It's no wonder Tatty Teddy has captured millions of hearts, all over the world.
Product Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy &ldquo;With Love&rdquo; Keyring 8cm
Additional Information:
28g width: 6cm height: 8cm depth:6cm
3 YEARS +
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Chocolates

Cadbury Dairy Milk One of A Kind Chocolate Bar (850g) 

Dean Morris Booty Call Funny Valentine's Day Card

Illustrated Funny I Love You More Than Ghana Jollof Valentines Day Card

It might be a little cheesy but if you think someone's grate, this hamper is the perfect way to wish them a gouda Day! For all the cheese lovers out there, this one's for them.
Contains:
Wooden Cheese Board &amp; Knife
Ventopuro Merlot 37.5cl
Shaws Caramelised Red Onion Chutney with Balsamic 195g
Yorkshire Crisps Cheddar &amp; Caramelised Onion Chutney Crisps 50g Drum
Fine Cheese Co Oatcake Rounds 150g
Cottage Delight Farmhouse Pork Pate 90g
Cambrook Dry Roasted Peanuts 45g
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
Tiptree Ploughmans Plum Chutney 210g -Victoria Plums (45%), Sugar, Apples, Sultanas, Wine Vinegar, Sea Salt, Gelling Agent: Citrus Pectin, Onion Powder, Ginger Puree, Garlic Puree, Star Anise.Deli &amp; Co. Pork Liver Pate 180g -Fat and pork liver 40%, eggs, salt, starch, garlic, shallots, sugar, spicesPeter Yard Sourdough Crispbreads Original 105g -Milk, Rye Flour, Wheat Flour, Sourdough 11.5% (Rye Flour, Water), Wholewheat Flour, Honey, Salt, Yeast.&nbsp;
Cheese is not included
Adding chocolate?
x1 LINDOR Assorted Festive Cornet 200gx8 SRP
Dimensions: H 15.8cm / W 11cm / D 6.5cm
Weight: 200g
Ingredients: Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole MILK Powder, LACTOSE, Skimmed MILK Powder, Anhydrous MILK Fat, HAZELNUTS, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), BARLEY Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla, Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% mins.

Hampers

Sip, Savor & Cheeseboard Pairings Hamper

For the coffee connoisseur in your life, this hamper features a selection of scrumptious treats they're sure to go gaga for. With Slumber Jack's Italian Espresso Coffee, millionaires shortbread, espresso flavoured nuts and more, it's the perfect way to send that special someone some extremely tasty love.
Contains:
x1 Slumber Jack Italian Espresso Coffee 220g x1 Reids Chocolate Chunk Shortbread 150g x1 Filbert's Caf&eacute; Espresso Nut Mix 75g x2 Brown Sugar Swizzle Sticks x1 Cappuccino Truffle Walnut Whirls Twin Pack x1 Beech's Milk Choc Coffee Creams 150g
Ingredients:
Slumber Jack Coffee Pouch Italian Espresso 220g 100% Ground Coffee Farmhouse Milk Choc Millionaires Shortbread 150g Milk Chocolate (40%) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin; Natural Vanilla Flavouring), Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Salted Butter (16%) (Milk, Salt), Sugar, Butterscotch Pieces (3%) (Brown Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Salted Butter (Milk, Salt), Sustainable Palm Oil, Natural Allergens: Milk, Soya Filberts Espresso Nut Mix 75g Peanuts (45%), Almonds (23%), Dark Chocolate Coffee Beans (17%) (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Coffee Beans (13%), Cocoa Butter, Whey (Milk), Vegetable Fat [Palm Sg], Emulsifier: [Sunflower Lecithin E322], Glazing Agents: [Gum Arabic, Shellac E904]), Chocolate Coated Caramel (11%) (Milk Chocolate (65%), [Sugar, Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fat [Palm Sg], Whey (Milk), Emulsifier: [Sunflower Lecithin E322], Glazing Agents [Gum Arabic, Shellac E904], Sea Salt &amp; Caramel Fudge (35%) [Sugar, Glucose, Skimmed Sweetened Condensed Milk, Palm Fondant, Sea Salt (1%), Flavouring (Natural)], Icing Sugar, Salt, Coffee Paste (Coffee, Sugar, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Water, Modified Starch, Flavours). Allergens: Peanuts, Almonds, Milk Sugar Swizzle Sticks 100% Pure Natural Sugar Cappuccino Truffle Walnut Whirls Twin Pack Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Palm Oil*, Soluble Tapioca Fibre, Walnuts, Rice Starch, Concentrated Grape Juice, Instant Coffee, Natural Flavouring (Vanilla), Emulsifier: (Soya Lecithin) Allergens: Walnuts, Soya Beech's Milk Choc Coffee Creams 150g Brazil Nuts (33%), Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Flavouring.
Allergens: Brazil Nuts, Soya
Dimensions:
23.50cmx 20.50cm x 9.50cm
Weight: 1.5kg
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Coffee Lover Gift Hamper

I Like You In The Kissy Kissy Way Typographic Funny Card

Jam and Toast Love Is In The Air Funny Valentines Day Card

I Want To Eat Your Face Tiger Illustration Card

Funny Pun Wish I Could Be Pear This Valentine's Card

Modern You Are My Strange Addiction Valentines Card

Pun You Are My Bae Valentines Card

Funny You Still Call Me On Your Cellphone Valentines Card

Funny Pun Will You Gogh Out With Me Valentines Card

Funny Pun I Do Not Want To Be By Myself Card

Funny Pun Mind on Body Card

You give me Goosebumps Valentines Day Card

Your Pen is Huge Valentines Day Card

Tell someone you think they're koality with Kevin, the Love Hearts Koala soft toy. Produced by Swizzels Love Hearts, Kevin the Koala has been created using luxury fabrics, the softest stuffing and oh-so cute attention to detail that adds a loveable personality. Suitable for kids and grownups alike, he's the perfect way to send some love straight to their door.
Dimensions: 16x16x9cm
Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.
Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

Soft Toy

Swizzels Love Hearts Koala Soft Toy

Love is definitely in the air with this fuzzy soft toy. The Love Hearts Rainbow Heart Soft Toy is the perfect gift for your family, friends and even colleagues - because love is love and it knows no boundaries. It measures approximately 18cm (7") in height.
Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.
Adding chocolate?
This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

Swizzels Love Hearts Rainbow Love is Love Soft Toy

Funny Topical I'd give up the Monarchy for you Valentine's Card

US Politician Funny Valentine's Day Card

Spoil someone with the finest fudge that the confectioners at Fudge Kitchen have to offer. Every piece is handmade in small batches by an artisan team, resulting in the most delicious, authentic, creamiest fudge you&rsquo;ll find. This particular selection includes such fantastic flavours as Peanut Butter, Double Trouble Chocolate, Sea Salted Caramel, and Clotted Cream in a box that will make for an irresistibly tasty gift.

<h4>Weight: 200g</h4>
Dimensions:&nbsp;13x13x4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Peanut Butter: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Peanut Paste (15%), Whipping Cream (Milk), Butter (Milk), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt. Decorated With A Small Piece Of Peanut. Double Trouble Chocolate: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), White Chocolate (Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla) (6%), Cocoa Powder (6%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt. Drizzled with White Chocolate (Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla - Cocoa Solids 29% Min Milk Solids 25% Min). Hazelnut Heaven: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Hazelnut Paste (9%), Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt. Decorated With A Small Piece Of Hazelnut. Mocha Choca Latte: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Cocoa Powder (4%) Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Coffee (0.5%), Salt. Decorated With Coffee Flavoured Chocolate Bean (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Gum Arabic, Coffee (2%), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Glazing Agent, Shellac, Natural Vanilla Flavouring, Low Fat Cocoa Powder. Min Cocoa Solids 19%). Sticky Toffee Pudding: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Whipping Cream (Milk), Butter (Milk) (8%), Dates (Dates, Rice Flour) (6%), Salt, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Decorated with a date nib. Sea Salted Caramel: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Sea Salt (1%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Decorated With Caramel Flavoured Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed Milk Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Flavour, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring - Cocoa Solids: 31% Min, Milk Solids 20% Min) Chilli Chocolate: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Cocoa Powder (6%), Chilli Flakes (0.1%), Salt, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Chilli Flavouring (0.2%). White Chocolate &amp; Raspberry: Sugar, Golden Syrup, White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring - Cocoa Solids 29% Min, Milk Solids 25% Min) (6%), Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Freeze Dried Raspberries (1%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt, Natural Pink Colouring. Drizzled with White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring - Cocoa Solids 29% Min, Milk Solids 25% Min). Clotted Cream: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Clotted Cream (Milk) (10%), Butter (Milk), Vanilla Bourbon Madagascar Bean Paste (Pure Cane Sugar, Water, Pure Madagascar Bourbon Vanilla Extract, Vanilla Bean Specks, Thickener: Tragacanth Gum) (1%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt). Drizzled with White Chocolate (Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla - Cocoa Solids 29% Min Milk Solids 25% Min). Allergy Information: Made in a factory that uses nuts.

Sweets

Fudge Kitchen Tasting Collection (195g)

A devilishly different way to show your love for a special someone, contains 9 fabulous fudge flavours that are handmade and decorated in the UK using only natural ingredients.

Contains:
1 x Persian Chai Fudge 1 x Apple Crumble Fudge 1 x Cherry Bakewell Fudge 1 x Lemon Tart Fudge 1 x Strawberry Jam &amp; Clotted Cream Fudge 1 x Chocolate Brownie Fudge 1 x Earl Grey Fudge 1 x Sticky Toffee Pudding Fudge&nbsp; 1 x Hazelnut Praline Fudge
Weight:&nbsp;200g
Dimensions:&nbsp;13x13x4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Sugar, Golden Syrup, BUTTER, CREAM, Clotted CREAM, HAZELNUT Paste, Cocoa Powder, Cherries, Dates, Rose Water, Dried Apples, Salt, Freeze Dried Strawberries, Earl Grey Tea, Persian Chai Tea, Cinnamon, Fennel Seeds, Crystallised Rose Petals, White Chocolate (MILK, SOYA), Milk Chocolate (MILK, SOYA), HAZELNUTS, Flavourings: Vanilla Bean Paste, Lemon, Almond, Rose, Bergamot Oil; Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Colouring: Anthocyanins, Cochineal, Titanium Dioxide; Stabiliser: Potassium Aluminium Silicate.&nbsp;
Produced in an environment which handles nuts and peanuts. Free from artificial flavouring and colouring. Gluten free.&nbsp;
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.&nbsp;

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