You Cannot Be Serious! Birthday Card Text reads: "How old? You cannot be serious!". All Things Banter logo.

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You Cannot Be Serious! Birthday Card

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Whether it&rsquo;s a mojito, a pi&ntilde;a colada or a good old-fashioned rum and coke &ndash; there&rsquo;s nothing like a rum cocktail. Enjoy your favourites with The Rum Collection gift set &ndash; a selection of the richest, most delicious rums you can find. There&rsquo;s the dark and mysterious Kraken rum, the spiced Sailor Jerry&rsquo;s rum, the botanical-infused Cut Rum, and the aged Caribbean Duppy Share rum. A great gift if you want to spoil your favourite rum connoisseur.
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<li>1x Kraken 5cl</li>
<li>1x Sailor Jerry 5cl</li>
<li>1x Cut Rum 5cl</li>
<li>1x Duppy Share Rum 5cl</li>
</ul>
Dimensions:&nbsp;14.6 x 22.1 x 4.5cm
18+

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Alcohol Gift

The Rum 5cl Miniatures Collection

What goes better than chocolate and red wine? Nothing, that's what! With a box of delicious Galaxy truffles and a bottle Vat 27 Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon Merlot, a super smooth Aussie wine, there's no better way to make someone smile.
Product Specification:&nbsp;
1x Vat 27 Reserve Carbernet Sauvignon Merlot 75cl
1 x Galaxy Truffles&nbsp;
Additional Information:&nbsp;
Merlot: 75cl
ABV- 13.5%
Truffles: 200g, 14.5x11.7x10.3 cm
Ingredients
Sugar, Palm Fat,Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Cocoa Mass, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Cocoa Solid 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter
Allergens in bold.
For allergens, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut, Wheat, Barley
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Galaxy Truffles & Cabernet Sauvignon Merlot

Name a better duo than chocolate and prosecco. You can't! With a delicious box of Galaxy truffles and bottle of smooth, refreshing and aromatic Senti Prosecco Ros&eacute;, there's no better way to treat someone special.
Product Specification:
x1 Galaxy Truffles 200g
x1 Senti Prosecco Ros&eacute; Extra Dry 75cl
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder Cocoa Mass Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Cocoa Solid 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter
Additional Information:
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ABV- 11%
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Galaxy Truffles & Senti Rose Prosecco

Prosecco and chocolate? Don't mind if we do! This 75cl bottle of blushing pink Senti Ros&eacute; prosecco pairs perfectly with a box of Guylian chocolates. This hand-wrapped box of ballotin chocolate seashells are made with smooth, creamy Belgian chocolate and are the perfect accompaniment to a glass (or three) of fizz!
Product Specification:&nbsp; 
1 x Guylian Chocolate Ballotin (250g)
1x Virgin Wines Senti Prosecco Ros&eacute; Extra Dry 75cl
Additional Information:&nbsp;
Chocolate: 250g, 19x9.3x5.9cm
Rose Prosecco: 1.5kg, 39.8 x 12.8 x 12.8cm
ABV- 11%
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Sugar, hazelnuts, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring, Cocoa solids : chocolate 48% min., milk chocolate 34% min., white chocolate 25% min. Milk solids : milk chocolate 22% min, white chocolate 30% min. Allergy Information: May contain other tree nuts and wheat.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
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Age Restriction: You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Guylian Chocolate & Fizz Duo

Anoela Happy Birthday To A Tennis Addict Card

Anoela Happy Birthday To My Tennis Partner Card

Front of card: Fan Stat Tennis Champion Photo Upload Birthday Card Tennis stat card design with photo upload top centre of the card. Tennis related illustrations in the background, including tennis rackets and balls. The bottom half of the card shows 6 different stats. Text reads: "Rosemary Shaw Tennis Champion". This text can be customised. Back of card: Fan Stat logo

Fan Stat Tennis Champion Photo Upload Birthday Card

Bits And Bobs Our Sporting Hero Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Bits And Bobs Our Sporting Hero Personalised Birthday Card

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Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
<ul>
<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

Know someone who loves a fun fact, even if the majority of the time they're talking BS? We all do! And now we've got the perfect gift for them. With over 500 hard-to-believe real facts on everything from hippo sweat to nematodes, dinosaur jaws to Egyptian mummies, this fun-filled True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t book means they'll never be short of amusing (/annoying) pub chat again.
 Reading age:&nbsp;For Adults
Weight: 212g
Dimensions: 12.7 x 2 x 17.8cm
Adding Chocolate?
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Gadgets & Novelties

True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t Book

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

52 Things To Do While You Poo

The best way to treat a chocoholic on their birthday? With a box of assorted M&amp;M's delivered straight through their letterbox! With fan favourite flavours like peanut, crispy and good old fashioned chocolate, these bars of heaven are sure to make their day all the merrier.
Product Specification:
x2 M&amp;M's Peanut Chocolate Bar
x1 M&amp;M's Choco Chocolate Bar
x1 M&amp;M's Crispy Chocolate Bar
Ingredients:
Peanut: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, PEANUTS, MILK Fat, LACTOSE, Whey Powder (from MILK), Full Cream MILK Powder, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), Palm Fat, Shea Fat, Glucose Syrup, Colours (E100, E133, E160a, E162, E171, E172), Starch, Dextrin, Glazing Agent (Carnauba Wax), Natural Vanilla Extract, Palm Kernel Oil, Salt, Flavouring, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Cocoa Solids 25% minimum.
Choco Chocolate: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, MILK Fat, LACTOSE, Whey Powder (from MILK), Full Cream MILK Powder, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), Starch, Palm Fat, Shea Fat, Glucose Syrup, Stabiliser (Gum Arabic), Colours (E100, E133, E160a, E162, E170, E172), Dextrin, Glazing Agent (Carnauba Wax), Palm Kernel Oil, Natural Vanilla Extract, Salt, Flavouring, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Cocoa Solids 25% minimum.
Crispy Chocolate: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, MILK Fat, LACTOSE, Whey Permeate (from MILK), Rice Flour, Full Cream MILK Powder, Wholemeal WHEAT Flour, Emulsifiers (SOYA Lecithin, E471), Malted WHEAT Flour, Starch, Whey Powder (from MILK), Palm Fat, Shea Fat, Glucose Syrup, Salt, Rapeseed Oil, Stabiliser (Gum Arabic), Colours (E100, E133, E160a, E162, E170, E172), Dextrin, Glazing Agent (Carnauba Wax), Vanilla Extract, Palm Kernel Oil, Flavouring, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Cocoa Solids 25% minimum.
Additional Information:
M&amp;M's Birthday Box (4 Bar Pack)
Dimensions: 199x95x285mm each bar
Weight: 165g each bar
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Chocolates

M&M's Birthday Gift Box (x4 pk 165g)

Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza (260g)

Grandson Crazy About Sports Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of Card: 
Cute Illustration of a dog with a polka dot jumper and a mouth full of tennis balls 
The card reads:"Happy birthday to a lovely step-dad". step dad is editable.
 
Back of card: 
dotty dog art logo.

Cute Dog Illustration Tennis Balls Step Dad Birthday Card

Spitting Image Spy themed Birthday Card. The editable caption reads Happy Birthday, Recipient's Name. Followed by the non editable 00-OLD Licence To Grumble.
The rear of the card has the Emotional Rescue Spitting Image andMoonpig logos.

Spitting Image Spy Themed 00-OLD Licence To Grumble Happy Birthday Card

Wishing You An Ace Birthday Tennis Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Wishing You An Ace Birthday Tennis Card

Funny Pizza Stack Birthday Cake Card

Arty TV Gameshow Cheese Horse Surreal Funny Just a Note Card

TV Gameshow Gunk Tank Slime Funny Just a Note Card

Celebrity Chef Head In Medieval Lock Junk Food Just a Note Card

Arty Raining Men Weather Girls Just a Note Card

Front of Card: Illustration of a hand drawn silver trophy cup with text. Text reads: "Happy Birthday, Grandad Colin. You'll always be my champion". Editable text: "Grandad" and "Colin". Back of card: Champion, Ling Design logos.

Ling Design Illustrated Trophy Football Rugby Typographic Birthdays Card 

Front of card: No Time To Diet Funny Film Spoof Birthday Card Illustration of a suited secret agent spy holding a three tiered birthday cake with lazers in the background. Text reads: No time to diet. Back of card: London Studio LOL logo

No Time To Diet Funny Film Spoof Birthday Card

Illustrated Tennis Ball Cocker Spaniel Card

License To Kill Time Movie Personalised Photo Upload Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

License To Kill Time Movie Personalised Photo Upload Birthday Card

The News Sport Everyday 40 Year Winning Streak Photo Upload Birthday Card

Freedom Award Winning British Lagers Gift Set 

Freedom Brewery, the original independent lager brewery, has been crafting distinctive beers since 1995. The sustainable brewery uses a brewing process that sets them apart from the mainstream. Using natural spring water that comes directly from a unique bore hole, brewing under pressure and allowing the beer to naturally carbonate, which in turn creates a lighter and easier drinking beer. Matured for 28 days, unpasteurised and cold filtered, ensures a well-rounded flavour is kept in their portfolio of vegan friendly beers. 

<h4> This brilliant beer set includes:
</h4> 
<li> Freedom Lager</li>
<li> Freedom Pils Lager </li>
<li> Freedom Extra Lager</li>
<li> Freedom Pale Ale Lager</li>
<li> Freedom Helles Lager</li>
<li>Freedom Half Pint Tankard</li> 
Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Freedom Brewery British 5 Lagers Gift Set

Front of card: Funny illustrated birthday card, featuring a tennis racket and ball with text. Text reads: "You are ace". Back of card: Rumble Cards logo.

Rumble Cards Illustration Tennis Funny Ace Birthday Card

Front of card: Have A Ball Funny Pun Birthday Card Illustration of a tennis ball with candles on top. Text reads: "Have a ball!". Back of card: Teepee Creations logo

Illustration Of A Tennis Ball With Candles On Top Have A Ball Funny Pun Birthday Card

Pigment 20th Century Icons Cars Wheely Good Father's Day Card

Pigment 20th Century Icons Cars Father's Day Card

Colourful Classic Cars Happy Father's Day Card Once you've personalised your Father's Day card or uploaded one of your favourite photos together, and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make his day even brighter by adding flowers or a gift!

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