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You don&rsquo;t have to be a lottery winner, Grand Prix champion, or launching a cruise ship to enjoy a bottle of this gorgeous Moet &amp; Chandon Brut. The product of one of France&rsquo;s oldest Champagne houses, it enjoys all the benefits of being a proper Champagne, not just sparkling &ndash; it&rsquo;s a beautifully bright bottle of bubbly.
<ul>
<li>75cl</li>
<li>12% ABV</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

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Moët & Chandon Impérial Champagne 75cl Gift Box 

Give the gift of a restful night&rsquo;s sleep with this Dream Team Pillow Spray Duo from This Works (Worth &pound;17.88!).
This perfect pair of pillow sprays encourages relaxing, restful sleep &ndash; simply spritz one of the sprays onto your pillow before bed and let the soothing scents help you drift off. The Stress Check Superblend is designed to relieve tension, while the Deep Sleep Superblend promotes a peaceful night&rsquo;s sleep. A great gift for anyone who needs a good night&rsquo;s sleep &ndash; particularly new parents.
Product Specification:
1 x Deep Sleep Pillow Talk Spray 5ml
1 x Deep Sleep Pillow Talk Roll-On 5ml
Additional Information:
Weight: 111g
Ingredients:
Deep Sleep Pillow Spray: Vetiveria zizanoides root oil, Cinnamomum camphora leaf oil, Chamomilla recutita oil, Linalool.
Stress Check Roll-On: Isopropyl Palmitate, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus (Eucalyptus) Leaf Oil, Boswellia Carterii (Frankincense) Oil, Cinnamomum Camphora Leaf Oil , Coumarin*, Geraniol*, Linalool*, Limonene*. * Naturally occurring in essential oils.

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Create a little mini moment of &lsquo;me&rsquo; time for yourself with this soothing Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set. A sumptuous little skincare surprise, this pretty little gift box includes an in-shower body scrub and body wash and rich hydrating body butter. A thoughtful present for someone in need of some pampering. Product Specification:
1 X This gift contains: 1 X Signature Body Scrub 50ml 1 X Signature Body Wash 75ml 1 X Signature Body Butter 75ml 1 X Body Puff
Ingredients:
Body Wash: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Propylene Glycol, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Aluminum Starch Octenylsuccinate, Agar, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate, Chlorphenesin, Mica, Polyquaternium-39, Tin Oxide, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 73360 (Red 30 Lake), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 16035 (Red 40), CI 42090 (Blue 1)
Body Scrub: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Pumice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Sodium Hydroxide, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 16035 (Red 40)
Body Butter: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Ethylhexyl Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Palmitic Acid, Parfum (Fragrance), Caprylyl Glycol, Isododecane, Neopentyl Glycol Diheptanoate, Stearic Acid, Carbomer, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Benzophenone-4, Tocopheryl Acetate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Macadamia Integrifolia Seed Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Vegetable Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4)
All Sanctuary Spa products are cruelty free, mineral oil free &amp; vegan.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

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Say happy birthday with an absolute classic. Thorntons classic collection has a range of mouthwatering milk, dark, and white chocolate favourites from creamy fudge to coffee truffle. It's a massive box but don't expect them to share &ndash; it's their birthday! They'll love you for legitimising their night in front of the box, working their way through these tasty gems.
Weight: 449g
Dimensions:&nbsp;26cm x 26cm x 4.5cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Sugar, Cocoa mass, Cocoa butter, Dried skimmed MILK, Vegetable fats (palm kernel, coconut, palm), Dried whole MILK, Glucose syrup, Double cream (MILK), Butter (MILK), Anhydrous MILK fat, HAZELNUTS, Whole MILK, Humectant (sorbitol syrup), Dextrose, Lactose (MILK), Invert sugar syrup, Fat reduced cocoa powder, Emulsifiers (SOYA lecithin, sunflower lecithin, E471), Concentrated orange juice, Flavourings, Rice flour, ALMONDS, Maize flour, Dried whey (MILK), Orange Juice from concentrate, Fructose syrup, Apple pur&eacute;e from concentrate, Strawberry powder, Acid (citric acid), Salt, Acidity regulators (sodium hydrogen carbonate, potassium citrates), Sea salt, Orange Pulp, Colour (beetroot red), Gelling agent (pectin), Dried EGG white, Cream (MILK), Exhausted vanilla seeds, Citrus Fibre, Hydrolysed MILK proteins 
Contains: MILK, HAZELNUTS, ALMONDS, SOYA, EGG
May Contain: other nuts, cereals containing gluten

Chocolates

Large Thorntons Classic Collection (449g)

For the chocolate connoisseur at Christmas, only the Green &amp; Black Organic Tasting Collection shall do! This thoughtfully crafted gift features a selection of dark, milk and white chocolate bars along with tasting notes and recipes.

Product Specification:
1 x Dark 70% 90g Bar 1 x Milk 90g Bar 1 x Milk with Butterscotch 90g Bar 1 x Milk with Sea Salt 90g Bar 1 x Milk 35g Bar 1 x Dark 70% 35g Bar 1 x White Chocolate 35g Bar 1 x Dark 85% 15g Bar 1 x Dark with Hazelnut &amp; Currant 15g Bar 1 x Dark Hazelnut 15g Bar 1 x Dark with Ginger 15g Bar 1 x Milk with Almond 15g Bar
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 35cm x 9.5cm x 9cm Weight: 395g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Nuts, Milk, Soya.
May Contain Nuts.
Ingredients:
Cocoa Mass, Raw Cane Sugar #, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder, Chopped Roasted HazelNuts, Chopped Roasted Almonds, Crystallised Ginger, Currants, Glucose Syrup, Salted Butter, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Icing Sugar, Palm Oil, Vanilla Extract, Molasses, Anglesey Sea Salt, Natural Flavouring, Vanilla Pod, = Certified Organic, Organic Chocolate: minimum Cocoa Solids 85 %, Organic Chocolate: minimum Cocoa Solids 70 %, Organic Chocolate: minimum Cocoa Solids 60 %, Organic Milk Chocolate: minimum Cocoa Solids 37 %, minimum Milk Solids 24 %, Organic White Chocolate: minimum Cocoa Solids 30 %, minimum Milk Solids 26 %, Cocoa, Sugar, Ginger, Vanilla, Molasses: traded in Compliance with Fairtrade Standards, total 84 %
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts, Milk, Soya.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
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Green & Black's Organic Tasting Collection (395g)

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

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It might be a little cheesy but if you think someone's grate, this hamper is the perfect way to wish them a gouda Day! For all the cheese lovers out there, this one's for them.
Contains:
Wooden Cheese Board &amp; Knife
Ventopuro Merlot 37.5cl
Shaws Caramelised Red Onion Chutney with Balsamic 195g
Yorkshire Crisps Cheddar &amp; Caramelised Onion Chutney Crisps 50g Drum
Fine Cheese Co Oatcake Rounds 150g
Cottage Delight Farmhouse Pork Pate 90g
Cambrook Dry Roasted Peanuts 45g
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
Tiptree Ploughmans Plum Chutney 210g -Victoria Plums (45%), Sugar, Apples, Sultanas, Wine Vinegar, Sea Salt, Gelling Agent: Citrus Pectin, Onion Powder, Ginger Puree, Garlic Puree, Star Anise.Deli &amp; Co. Pork Liver Pate 180g -Fat and pork liver 40%, eggs, salt, starch, garlic, shallots, sugar, spicesPeter Yard Sourdough Crispbreads Original 105g -Milk, Rye Flour, Wheat Flour, Sourdough 11.5% (Rye Flour, Water), Wholewheat Flour, Honey, Salt, Yeast.&nbsp;
Cheese is not included
Adding chocolate?
x1 LINDOR Assorted Festive Cornet 200gx8 SRP
Dimensions: H 15.8cm / W 11cm / D 6.5cm
Weight: 200g
Ingredients: Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole MILK Powder, LACTOSE, Skimmed MILK Powder, Anhydrous MILK Fat, HAZELNUTS, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), BARLEY Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla, Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% mins.

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There' s nothing quite like a glass of red wine at Christmas, is there? This tasty gift box comes complete with a bottle of Cielo Del Sur Merlot from Chile and a selection of chocolate pralines. In other words, you've just found that special someone the perfect gift!
Product Specification:
1x Cielo Del Sur Merlot 75cl Red Wine (Chile) 1x Chocolate Praline Selection
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 37.5x25.0x13.5 cm ABV: 13%
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya.
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
Cielo Del Sur Merlot 75cl Red Wine (Chile) Chocolate Praline Selection-Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fat (Sunflower, Palm), Whey Powder (Milk), Almond, Hazelnut, Lactose (Milk) Cocoa Powder, Sesame, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Flavouring (Vanillin, Vanilla, Hazelnut, Caramel), Colouring (E100).
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Cartwright & Butler Luxury Chocolate & Wine Hamper

Why be a pigeon when you can be as flamboyant as a flamingo? This pink motif mug makes sure the message is as loud and clear as the fuchsia feathers of everyone&rsquo;s favourite bird. With a repeated pattern on the inside and printed picture and quote, this will definitely make the morning cuppa a little bit brighter. Perfect for the flamingo in your family or office. PS, not suitable for dishwashers or microwaves.

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Growing their own tree? Nature lovers and green fingered friends will love it. Starting from scratch, the box contains four packets of mixed Bonsai seeds, five starter growing pots made from coconut husk (you're welcome, planet), and five natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered. Lastly, there's five wooden plant markers and the all important instruction guide. Watch them enjoy the gift just grows and grows.
Includes:
<ul>
<li>4 packets of mixed bonsai seeds</li>
<li>5 starter growing pots made from coconut husk</li>
<li>5 natural coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered</li>
<li>5 wooden plant markers</li>
<li>Your growing instructions guide</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;Dimensions: 16.8 x 9.5 x 12.7cm
&nbsp;
Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

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