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Front of card: Funny, pun, illustration of famous male in front of confetti background. Text reads: "Birfday eh? Well Thats wot they were sayin down the road" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Birfday eh Card

Front of card: Funny, pun, illustration of famous male in front of confetti background. Text reads: "Happy Birthday. Time to grease the nipples" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Time to grease the nipples card

Funny Illustration Christmas Party Yew Said Card Front of card: Illustration of man surrounded by snow Text reads: "I Fort Yer Woz Goin Christmas Party Yew Said" Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Funny Illustration Christmas Party Yew Said Card

The Wine: Vat 27 Reserve Carbernet Sauvignon Merlot Country of Origin: Australia Region: South Australia Looking for a gift for a red wine lover that packs a serious punch? We've got you, mate. This super smooth Aussie wine from Virgin Wines is a classic Bordeaux blend which has been mellowed in oak barrels. The effect is dramatic: superb weight and punchiness is softened; fruit and oak is harmonised; exuberant Aussie fruit is slightly tamed and the juice, now bottled, takes on an earthier quality which gives it added depth. A real treat for any occasion, from birthdays to just-becauses!
ABV: 13.5%
Size: 75cl
Vintage: 2020
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

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Virgin Wines Cabernet Sauvignon Merlot Vat 27 Reserve 75cl

The Wine: Fincas del Sur Malbec Country of Origin: Argentina Region: Mendoza In need of a special present for a red wine fan? This one packs a real punch. Perfectly presented in a wooden gift box, this bottle from Virgin Wines is a rich, full-bodied Argentinian red with notes of damson and blackcurrant fruit, toasty French oak and majestically ripe tannins for a silky finish. Fruity, spicy, and incredibly smooth, it's a must-have addition to pasta or steak night. A real treat for any occasion, from birthdays to just-becauses!
ABV: 14.5%
Size: 75cl
Vintage: 2020
Suitable for Vegans
Adding Chocolate?
 Product Specification: x1 Ferrero Grand Rocher Shell
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 120 x 104 x 104 mm Weight: 125g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
MILK&nbsp;chocolate 30% (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, skimmed&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;powder, concentrated&nbsp;BUTTER, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), vanillin),&nbsp;HAZELNUTS&nbsp;(28.5%), sugar, palm oil, wheat&nbsp;FLOUR, whey powder (MILK), fat-reduced cocoa, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), raising agent (sodium bicarbonate), salt, vanillin.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Virgin Wines Fincas del Sur Malbec in Wooden Gift Box

Front of Card: Illustrated card with white handwritten text a teal background and photo at the top. Text reads: Happy Birthday handsome husband. 21st. With customisable text, age and photo upload options. Back of card: Angela Chick logo. Moonpig logo.

Typographic Husband Photo Upload Birthday Card

Sorry This Card Is Rubbish I Spent All My Money On Face Masks Birthday Card

Pun Edcellent Birthday Card

Glastonbury Brewing Co. Happy Birthday Gift Set The team over at Glastonbury Brewing Company has got everything in hand for that next birthday celebration. This pack of their 4 craft ales is the perfect way to start the festivities. Included are the Lady of the Lake Golden Ale, Mystery Tor Golden Ale, Hedge Monkey Bitter and Voodoo Pale Ale. . Mystery Tor -3.8% Soft and smooth fresh and fruity pale ale packed with zesty fruity hops to give a refreshing citrus hop flavour. Hedge Monkey - 4.6% deep amber ale-bold and ballsy and full of flavor delivering a devilishly malty rich finish. Lady Of The Lake- 4.2% Subtle malty caramels flavours enhance this deliciously robust amber ale. Voodoo - 4.8% IPA. &ndash; a suitably refreshing IPA with bold grapefruit and pine flavours giving rise to a delicate citrus aroma for a truly wonderful drinking experience.
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<li>4 x 500ml</li>
<li>4.8% ABV</li>
<li>STORE UPRIGHT.GLASS BOTTLES ENCLOSED PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.DO NOT LEAVE IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery 

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Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Happy Birthday Beer Gift Set 4x500ml

Treat someone to the gift that keeps on giving: a fabulous selection of six UK craft beers with crisp lagers and silky smooth breakfast stouts all in one box!
Product Specification
1 x Hogs Back Brewery Hogstar - 330ml - 4.5% 1 x Mondo Dennis Hopp'r - 330ml - 5.3% 1 x Northern Monk Eternal - 330ml - 4.1% 1 x Gipsy Hill Bandit - 330ml - 3.8% 1 x Siren Broken Dream - 330ml - 6.5% 1 x Magic Rock Saucery - 330ml - 3.9%
Additional Information
Dimensions: 21.5 x 7.5 x 25.5 cm, 2.2kg.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

6 Gift Pack Hogs Back Brewery Drinks Are On Me Craft Beers

Luke, I am your father... or, like, something else Star Wars related. For the sci-fi mad, beer-loving person in your life, treat them to a blast of a birthday present. Containing three delicious cans of beer full of craft excellence, it's a gift guaranteed to hit the target every single time. Cheers!
Product Specification
&nbsp;3 x 330 ml cans of craft ale in a robust tube:
1 x SNIPA - Situation Normal India Pale Ale (4.4% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x Goon Squad (5.5% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x Lightspeed Pilsner (5% ABV)
Additional Information
Dimensions: 1.1kg, Height - 34cm, Width - 7cm.
ABV: SNIPA - 4.4%, Goon squad - 5.5%, Lightseed - 5.0%,
FROM TIME TO TME WE MAY NEED TO TEMPORARILY SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THE BEERS FOR ANOTHER EQUALLY DELICIOUS ALE
Product Ingredients
 Contains allergens - Malted barley and wheat
Water, Hops, Malted Barley, Yeast.
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Chocolate?
 Product Specification: x1 Ferrero Grand Rocher Shell
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 120 x 104 x 104 mm Weight: 125g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
MILK&nbsp;chocolate 30% (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, skimmed&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;powder, concentrated&nbsp;BUTTER, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), vanillin),&nbsp;HAZELNUTS&nbsp;(28.5%), sugar, palm oil, wheat&nbsp;FLOUR, whey powder (MILK), fat-reduced cocoa, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), raising agent (sodium bicarbonate), salt, vanillin.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Stormtrooper Exclusive Birthday Beer Blaster Trio 3x330ml

Know someone who loves a fun fact, even if the majority of the time they're talking BS? We all do! And now we've got the perfect gift for them. With over 500 hard-to-believe real facts on everything from hippo sweat to nematodes, dinosaur jaws to Egyptian mummies, this fun-filled True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t book means they'll never be short of amusing (/annoying) pub chat again.
 Reading age:&nbsp;For Adults
Weight: 212g
Dimensions: 12.7 x 2 x 17.8cm
Adding Chocolate?
x1 Maltesers Truffles Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter,
Allergy, May contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3
Weight: 0.2
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

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True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t Book

Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Oh boy, you're about to make a chocoholic's day. This gourmet Belgian milk chocolate rocky road 'pizza' will send them to choccy heaven with its brownie biscuits, raisins and marshmallows drizzled with white chocolate. &lsquo;Happy Birthday&rsquo; is written in the white chocolate plaque placed in the middle. Add to that the gorgeous presentation box, and we think they're set to have a very happy birthday indeed!
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
INGREDIENTS: Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Sunflower), Glucose-fructose Syrup, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Salt, Skimmed Milk Powder, Raising Agents: E450, E500, Colouring Caramel, Raisins, Sunflower Seed Oil, Glucose-fructose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Anti-caking Agent, Maize Starch, Colour E162, Flavour, Processing Aid: Glycerol, water, Ethanol, E422, Colouring: E151, E122, E133, E110, E102, E171, Emulsifier E433, E432, Soya Milk, Thickener E1520, Stabilizer E414, Preservative E218.
E122, E110 And E102 May Have an Adverse Effect On Activity And Attention In Children.
Made in an environment that handles nuts, egg and gluten products.
Keep in a cool dry place

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Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza (260g)

Front of card: Typographic Stepson Bday Photo Upload Birthday Card In large writing 'Happy Bday' is sat on top of a banner saying 'Step Son', this can be personalised. Below is a photo upload box.

Typographic Stepson Bday Photo Upload Birthday Card

Front of card: Typographic And Colourful Happy Birthday To My Step Brother Card In fun and vibrant lettering 'Happy birthday to my stepbrother' text covers the page.

Typographic And Colourful Happy Birthday To My Step Brother Card

Front of Card: 
Fun illustration of monkeys swinging from a branch with photo upload area within the monkeys face 
The card reads:"happy birthday to my brilliant brother william henry, the most talented monkey in the zoo". "william henry" text is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Deeply Sheeply logo.

Fun Monkey Illustration Photo Upload Brother Birthday Card

Front of Card: 
Fun illustration of colourful clouds surrounding photo upload section with sheep illustrations pointing to text 
The card reads:"fab daughter charlotte, such style! such talent! such beauty! such great taste in parents". "charlotte" text is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Deeply Sheeply logo.

Fun Cloud And Sheep Illustration Photo Upload Daughter Birthday Card

Front of Card: 
Fun illustration of sheep laying back holding a gaming controller connected to photo upload section inside a tv 
The card reads:"superstar son! oliver...if you thought you were going to laze around eating pizza and gaming all day...you'd be right!". "superstar son! oliver...if you thought you were going to laze around eating pizza and gaming all day" text is editable.
 
Back of card: 
Deeply Sheeply logo.

Fun Sheep Gaming Illustration Photo Upload Son Birthday Card

Spitting Image And May I Say You Look As Fit As A Butchers Dog Personalised Card

Front of card: Funny Step Brother The Only Reason We Are Related Birthday Card Typographic design, Text reads:"Step Brother The Only Reason We Are Related Is Because Our Parents Are Married" Back of card: Filthy Sentiments Logo

Funny Step Brother The Only Reason We Are Related Birthday Card

Front of Card: Bright typographic blue and white text on black background. Text reads: 'SON, YOU'RE A BIRTHDAY DUDE! Have an Awesome Day Stephen!' with editable name and birthday text. Back of Card: Letters by Julia Hey! logo

Bright Typographic Son You're A Birthday Dude Card

Front of card: Photograph of an Australian Ewe in a field of grass with text. Text reads: "Love ewe Pops Happy Birthday. Back of card: Harmonia logo.

Harmonia Grandad Sheep Traditional Birthday Australia Card

Front of card: Illustration of a tractor with small love heart above Text reads: "What a Claas Valentine" Back of card: Karen Flanart logo. Moonpig logo.

Karen Flanart Funny Illustrated Tractor Valentine's Day Card

Try Not To Get Hammered On Your Birthday Hammerhead Shark Card

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For Your Birthday I Got You Sqiddly Squat Squid Card

Falcon Hell How Old Falcon Illustration Card

You Positively Bloom Darling Personalised Card

Send someone special a happy, happy birthday with a gift that arrives straight through their letterbox &ndash; so they don't even need to be at home when it arrives! Featuring 6 bars with flavours like brownie, peanut butter, fudge and oat milk, we just know this delicious selection will have their tongue tingling.
Product Specification: 
x6 100g Bars in a Letterbox Wrap.
1 x Happy Birthday Milk Bar
1 x Happy Birthday Dark Bar
1 x Chocolate Brownie Bar
1 x Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar
1 x Salted Caramel Bar
1 x Oat Milk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar
Additional Information:
Total Weight: 600g
2cm x 26.5cm x 18.5cm
Ingredients:
Happy Birthday Milk Bar: Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Happy Birthday Dark Bar: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Chocolate Brownie Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, brownie pieces (sugar, cocoa powder, humectant (glycerol), sunflower oil, wheat starch, cream powder (milk) coconut oil, glucose syrup, salt), emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla). Crunchy Peanut Butter Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, peanut paste, roasted chopped peanuts cocoa mass, emulsfier (soya lecithin), salt, natural flavouring (vanilla). Oat Mi!lk Caramel &amp; Sea Salt Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, dried oat powder, cocoa Mass, caramel Crisp (sugar, glucose syrup, coconut oil, natural flavour, natural colour (caramelised sugar syrup) emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), dried rice powder, emulsifier (sunflower Lecithin), sea Salt, flavouring (caramel (0.1%), natural vanilla) Fudge Crunch Bar: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, fudge pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), palm oil, butter (milk) emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (vanilla), salt), shortcake biscuit (wheat flour (calcium carbonate, iron, thiamine, niacin), sugar, non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (palm oil SG, rapeseed oil), invert sugar syrup, tapioca starch, salt, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate. ammonium bicarbonate), non-hydrogenated vegetable fat (shea kernel oil, palm oil SG), emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), honeycomb pieces (sugar, glucose syrup, sodium bicarbonate, rice flour) emulsifier (soya lecithin).
For allergens see listed ingredients above. May contain traces of gluten, nuts, and peanuts. Young children (less than 4 years) have limited chewing ability and could choke on small sweets.

Gnaw Birthday Letterbox Chocolate Gift Set 600g (Contains 6 Bars)

Front of card: Funny The Pet Wabbit Birthday Card Humour quotes pointing towards cartoon drawing of a rabbit. Back of card: Labelled For Life logo

Funny The Pet Wabbit Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of Jeremy Clarkson on farm holding lambs, against pale blue snowy background. Text reads: Season's Bleetings!. Back of card: London Studio LOL logo. Moonpig logo.

Fun Season's Bleetings Pun Birthday Card

Front of Card: 
Funny illustration of jeremy clarkson holding and surrounded by sheep with red text above on a pink background of alternating hearts 
The card reads: "I love you more than jeremy loves his sheep".
 
Back of card: 
LOL by the london studio logo.

Illustrated Jeremy Clarkson Sheep Valentines Card

Delight the Star Wars fan in your life with this Millennium Falcon Construction Kit. The pieces slot together easily with tabs so there's no need for glue. Simply follow the step-by-step instructions and enjoy hours of fun... the perfect gift for big kids. May the force be with them! Ages 14+
Adding chocolates?
1 x Malteser Truffles 249g
Dimensions: 30.5x8.5x8.5cm
Weight: 1.829kg
Ingredients:
Sugar Palm Fat Cocoa Butter Skimmed Milk Powder Barley Malt Extract Cocoa Mass Full Cream Milk Powder Milk Fat Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) Whey Powder (from Milk) Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk) Shea Fat Lactose Glucose Syrup Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin) Wheat Flour Salt Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) Wheat Gluten Natural Vanilla Extract Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Allergy Text May contain: Almond, Hazelnut

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Construction Kit

I Love You More Than Funny Card Features an illustration of a celebrity and a cow.

I Love You More Than Funny Card

Marvel Comics Retro Fight Night Lets Get Mashed On Your Birthday Personalised Card

Front of card: Image of a sausage dog on a turquoise background with yellow, orange and white text above, Text reads: Dad You're Seventy. How did that happen? With customisable text options. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Fun Sausage Dog Dad Birthday Card

Front of card: Photo of a panda with text Text reads: Grandson Joseph, I know what you're getting for your twenty-first birthday, drunk! you're getting drunk" with Joseph and Twenty-First being editable Back of card: Plain background with Pigment logo

Pigment Animal Funny Grandson Birthday Card

You Are Just 15 Hours Away From A Life Changing Hangover Card

Spread Some Christmas Cheer Card Front of card: Funny Illustration of popular TV show and presenter driving a tractor wearing a Santa Hat while it snows. Featuring simple black text on the top right of the card. Text reads: Spread some Christmas cheer.

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