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You don&rsquo;t have to be a lottery winner, Grand Prix champion, or launching a cruise ship to enjoy a bottle of this gorgeous Moet &amp; Chandon Brut. The product of one of France&rsquo;s oldest Champagne houses, it enjoys all the benefits of being a proper Champagne, not just sparkling &ndash; it&rsquo;s a beautifully bright bottle of bubbly.
<ul>
<li>75cl</li>
<li>12% ABV</li>
</ul>
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

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Moët & Chandon Impérial Champagne 75cl Gift Box 

Treat someone to perfectly cared for hands with this luxurious hand cream trio by Cath Kidston.
Thoughtfully presented in the signature Cath Kidston printed packaging, these cruelty-free and vegan-friendly hand creams are great for on the go. Each tube has a different design while sharing the same Cassis &amp; Rose fragrance, an uplifting blend of blackcurrants, rose petals, jasmine and soft moss. Enriched with frangipani and frankincense extracts, clove, spearmint and celery seed essential oils, and blended with shea butter, vitamin E and glycerin, they keep hands feeling velvety soft and smelling great.
A truly kind gift for any occasion.
Contains: 3 x 30ml Hand Cream
Adding chocolate?
This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, skimmed milk powder, cocoa mass, lactose, milk fat, cream powder, strawberry powder, emulsifier &amp; natural flavourings. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Beauty

Cath Kidston Keep Kind  Hand Cream Trio

Get lost in the world of serious self-care with this beautiful Sanctuary Spa Lost In The Moment Gift Set. This heart-shaped box is packed with Sanctuary Spa&rsquo;s wonderfully indulgent skincare treats &ndash; including a foaming bath soak, exfoliating salt scrub, nourishing hand cream, hydrating heel balm and a cleansing face mask. Time to run the bath and get pampering! Product Specification:
1 X Signature Natural Oils Salt Scrub 60g 1 X Signature Collection Body Butter 75ml 1 X Signature Collection Bath Float 75ml 1 X Signature Collection Hand Cream 30ml 1 X Signature Collection Heel Balm 75ml
Ingredients:
Salt Scrub: Sodium Chloride, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Maris Sal (Sea Salt), Isopropyl Palmitate, Vegetable Oil, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tocopheryl Acetate, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Parfum (Fragrance), Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Oil, Isopropyl Myristate, Oenothera Biennis (Evening Primrose) Oil, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 47000 (Yellow 11), CI 26100 (Red 17)
Heel Balm: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Palmitic Acid, Stearic Acid, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Rosa Moschata Seed Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Chlorphenesin, Sodium Stearoyl Glutamate, Cetearyl Glucoside, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Oil, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Hydroxide, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Linalool, Limonene
Hand Cream: Aqua (Water), Butylene glycol, C12-15 alkyl benzoate, Myristyl myristate, Potassium cetyl phosphate, Cetyl alcohol, Cetearyl alcohol, Stearyl alcohol, Hydrogenated palm glycerides, Parfum (Fragrance), Phenoxyethanol, Dimethicone, Panthenol, Sodium polyacrylate, Copernicia cerifera (Carnauba) wax, Lecithin, Butyrospermum parkii (Shea) butter, Cetearyl glucoside, Polysorbate 20, Prunus amygdalus dulcis (Sweet almond) oil, Hexyl cinnamal, Ethylhexylglycerin, Linalool, Limonene, Aloe barbadensis leaf water, Benzyl salicylate, Benzyl benzoate, Caramel, Glucose, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), Citric acid
Luxury Bath Float: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Parfum (Fragrance), Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, PEG-250 Distearate, Polyquaternium-10, BHT, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Tocopheryl Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide, Saccharide Isomerate, Propylene Glycol, Hydrolyzed Adansonia Digitata Extract, Freesia Alba Flower Extract, Sodium Citrate, Carbomer, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4), CI 19140 (Yellow 5)
Body Butter: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Ethylhexyl Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Palmitic Acid, Parfum (Fragrance), Caprylyl Glycol, Isododecane, Neopentyl Glycol Diheptanoate, Stearic Acid, Carbomer, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Benzophenone-4, Tocopheryl Acetate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Macadamia Integrifolia Seed Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Vegetable Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4)
All Sanctuary Spa products are cruelty free, mineral oil free &amp; vegan.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Adding chocolates? See below.
 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Sanctuary Spa Lost in the Moment Gift Set

Create a little mini moment of &lsquo;me&rsquo; time for yourself with this soothing Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set. A sumptuous little skincare surprise, this pretty little gift box includes an in-shower body scrub and body wash and rich hydrating body butter. A thoughtful present for someone in need of some pampering. Product Specification:
1 X This gift contains: 1 X Signature Body Scrub 50ml 1 X Signature Body Wash 75ml 1 X Signature Body Butter 75ml 1 X Body Puff
Ingredients:
Body Wash: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Hydroxide, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Propylene Glycol, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Aluminum Starch Octenylsuccinate, Agar, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate, Chlorphenesin, Mica, Polyquaternium-39, Tin Oxide, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 73360 (Red 30 Lake), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 16035 (Red 40), CI 42090 (Blue 1)
Body Scrub: Aqua (Water), Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Pumice, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum (Fragrance), Benzyl Alcohol, Sodium Hydroxide, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 16035 (Red 40)
Body Butter: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Ethylhexyl Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Palmitic Acid, Parfum (Fragrance), Caprylyl Glycol, Isododecane, Neopentyl Glycol Diheptanoate, Stearic Acid, Carbomer, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Hydroxide, Benzophenone-4, Tocopheryl Acetate, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Macadamia Integrifolia Seed Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Vegetable Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin, Citral, CI 19140 (Yellow 5), CI 15985 (Yellow 6), CI 14700 (Red 4)
All Sanctuary Spa products are cruelty free, mineral oil free &amp; vegan.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Sanctuary Spa Your Mini Moment Gift Set

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A luxurious collection of gorgeous, iconic Guylian chocolates. This fabulous food gift is a box is full of hand wrapped Ballotin chocolate seashells made with the classic, smooth, creamy Guylian Belgian chocolate. This is a real treat for a chocolate lover &ndash; and it&rsquo;s even already gift wrapped.
 Weight: 250g
Dimensions:&nbsp;19x9.3x5.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Sugar, hazelnuts, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring, Cocoa solids : chocolate 48% min., milk chocolate 34% min., white chocolate 25% min. Milk solids : milk chocolate 22% min, white chocolate 30% min. Allergy Information: May contain other tree nuts and wheat.
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Chocolates

Guylian Chocolate Ballotin (250g)

You don&rsquo;t get much better than Ferrero Rocher when it comes to fancy chocolate. Well, actually, you can - as this gift collection box features a range of white, dark and milk chocolate choices. Enjoy the classic Ferrero Rocher along with the Confetteria Raffaello and the Ferrero Rondnoir.

Product Specification:
32 x Ferrero Rocher Pieces
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 31 x 16.3 x 4cm Weight: 359g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya.
May Contain Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya, Wheat.
Ingredients:
Ferrero Rondnoir: Fine Dark Chocolate 40.5% (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Vanillin), Sugar, Palm Oil, WHEAT Flour, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder (MILK), Skimmed MILK Powder, MILK Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Vanillin), WHEAT Starch, Sunflower Oil, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Glazing Agent (Gum Arabic), Whey Proteins (MILK), Cocoa Mass, Raising Agents (Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate), Salt, Vanillin
Ferrero Rocher: MILK Chocolate 30% (Sugar, Cocoa BUTTER, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed MILK Powder, Concentrated BUTTER, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Vanillin), HAZELNUTS (28.5%) , Sugar, Palm Oil, WHEAT Flour, Whey Powder (MILK), Fat-Reduced Cocoa, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Vanillin.
Confetteria Raffaello: Desiccated Coconut 25.5%, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Sugar, ALMOND (8%), Skimmed MILK Powder, Whey Powder (MILK), WHEAT Flour, Tapioca Starch, Emulsifier: Lecithins (SOYA), Flavourings, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
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Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar ingredients:Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.

Ferrero Collection Gift Box (359g)

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Tis The Season To Be Jolly Jolly Careful Funny Spoof Christmas Card

It might be a little cheesy but if you think someone's grate, this hamper is the perfect way to wish them a gouda Day! For all the cheese lovers out there, this one's for them.
Contains:
Wooden Cheese Board &amp; Knife
Ventopuro Merlot 37.5cl
Shaws Caramelised Red Onion Chutney with Balsamic 195g
Yorkshire Crisps Cheddar &amp; Caramelised Onion Chutney Crisps 50g Drum
Fine Cheese Co Oatcake Rounds 150g
Cottage Delight Farmhouse Pork Pate 90g
Cambrook Dry Roasted Peanuts 45g
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
Tiptree Ploughmans Plum Chutney 210g -Victoria Plums (45%), Sugar, Apples, Sultanas, Wine Vinegar, Sea Salt, Gelling Agent: Citrus Pectin, Onion Powder, Ginger Puree, Garlic Puree, Star Anise.Deli &amp; Co. Pork Liver Pate 180g -Fat and pork liver 40%, eggs, salt, starch, garlic, shallots, sugar, spicesPeter Yard Sourdough Crispbreads Original 105g -Milk, Rye Flour, Wheat Flour, Sourdough 11.5% (Rye Flour, Water), Wholewheat Flour, Honey, Salt, Yeast.&nbsp;
Cheese is not included
Adding chocolate?
x1 LINDOR Assorted Festive Cornet 200gx8 SRP
Dimensions: H 15.8cm / W 11cm / D 6.5cm
Weight: 200g
Ingredients: Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole MILK Powder, LACTOSE, Skimmed MILK Powder, Anhydrous MILK Fat, HAZELNUTS, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), BARLEY Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla, Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% mins.

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Sip, Savor & Cheeseboard Pairings Hamper

Product Description:
Give someone an incredible morning with this Cartwright &amp; Butler Good Morning Gift Box. It&rsquo;s full to the brim with goodies that turn an ordinary morning into a relaxing, indulgent treat. This gift box includes English Breakfast tea, triple chocolate chunk cookies, creamy butter fudge, and some butter oat crumbles.
Product Specification:
C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast (10x3g) C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton C&amp;B Triple Choc Chunk in carton C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk, Wheat, Soya.
Ingredients:
C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast (10x3g)-100% Black Tea C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton-Sugar, sweetened condensed milk, glucose syrup, butter (milk)(10%), golden syrup, glycerine. C&amp;B Triple Choc Chunk in carton-Wheat flour (calcium, iron, niacin, thiamine), sugar, salted butter (20%) (milk), white chocolate chunks (7%) (sugar, cocoa butter, full cream milk powder, whey powder (milk), emulsifier: soya lecithin), melted dark chocolate (7%) (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, milk fat, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), milk chocolate chunks (5%) (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), plain chocolate chips (5%) (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural flavouring), cocoa powder, acidity regulator: potassium carbonate, sugarcane syrup, raising agents: ammonium bicarbonate, sodium bicarbonate. White chocolate chips contain: cocoa solids 20%, milk solids 14% minimum. Melted dark chocolate contains: cocoa solids 52% minimum. Plain chocolate chips contain: cocoa solids 39% minimum. Milk chocolate chips contains: cocoa solids 30% minimum, milk solids 23% minimum C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles-Rolled oats (48%), salted butter (32%) (milk), sugar.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

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Don't be a chicken! Squeeze a chicken!
The Squawking Stress Chicken will supply you with hours of fun, and everyone around you with piercing headaches, as the chicken emits a powerful scream when you squeeze it.
As well as days of easy entertainment, this chicken doubles as a stress reliever! Just as your day becomes too much, give the chicken a squeeze and it&rsquo;ll scream aloud when you can&rsquo;t.
Suitable for absolutely anyone, this clucking hilarious chicken will enchant the minds of anyone it meets.

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