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Budweiser Beer and Glass Gift Set

This Ultimate Pub Lager Collection is a beery good idea for a birthday gift, will make them so hoppy for an celebration or would also make a brewtiful housewarming present! Okay enough with the incredible beer puns (you're welcome). This collection of the nation's favourite lagers will knock their socks off, whatever the occasion! Contains 6 x 330ml bottles:
Carlsberg Lager San miguel Stella Artois Heineken Coors Light Amstel
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Ultimate Pub Lager Collection 6x330ml

Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card

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This Haynes Explains sex edition is a light-hearted and entertaining take on the classic workshop manual. The perfect tongue-in-cheek Valentine's Day gift for your main squeeze.

Warning: book contains amusing Adult Content!

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Haynes Explains Sex Manual

Feeling a bit saucy, but can&rsquo;t wait until you get home? Never fear, because with this hilariously raunchy How To Bonk In Public guide you and your lover will never be bored at a bus stop ever again. Featuring 50 suggestions on how to get busy in public, this is a hilarious Valentine&rsquo;s Day surprise.
Weight: 172g
Dimensions: 17.5cm x 12.6cm x 1cm
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The perfect Valentine's Day gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Toblerone chocolate, with an adorable "I Love You' sleeve.

Contains:
1 x Bar of 360g Milk Chocolate Toblerone
Weight: 360g
Dimensions: 6.2x 30.8x 6.2cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Contains Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya. Contains Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya.

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I Love You Toblerone (360g)

<div>The perfect gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate, with an adorable 'I Love You' sleeve.</div>
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Product Specification:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Additional Information:&nbsp;
42x 17 x 1.5cm, 850g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Contains&nbsp;Milk. May Contain&nbsp;Nuts,&nbsp;Wheat.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter
Allergens in Bold.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
Adding Sweets? See Below Candy Kittens Sour Watermelon Gift Jar Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified starch, 10% watermelon juice from concentrate, dextrose, acids (malic acid, citric acid, lactic acid), potato protein, acidity regulators: sodium malates and calcium carbonate, natural flavouring, fruit and plant concentrates (black carrot, pumpkin, apple), spirulina concentrate, hydrolysed pea protein.
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Cadbury Dairy Milk 'I Love You' Bar (850g)

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We&rsquo;ve got a perfectly packaged box for everyone you love and for every occasion. Our letterbox gifts are little parcels of joy and ready to send! You don&rsquo;t even need to worry about the lucky person being in, as our entire range fit perfectly through their (you guessed it) letterbox!
This Chocolate Fanatic Letterbox Gift is just the thing for your chocoholic and chocolate lovin' loved ones! It has literally every chocolatey chocolate you can dream of, from milk chocolate, to orange infused to caramel crunch, <a>but the best</a> treat of all is to arrive home with this waiting on their doorstep!
Contains: 1 x Tony's Chocolonely Milk Chocolate 180g 1 x Tony's Chocolonely Dark Chocolate Almond Sea Salt 47g 1 x Willies Cacao Luscious Orange 26g 1 x Willies Cacao Milk of the Gods 50g 1 x Caffarel Gianduia Bar 30g 1 x Butlers Caramel Crunch 75g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22.5x20x24cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted.
Ingredients: Tonys Milk: sugar, dry whole milk, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soy lecithin) Tonys Dark Chocolate Almond Sea Salt: cocoa mass, sugar, 10% almond, cocoa butter, 0.5% sea salt, emulsifier (soy lecithin) Willies Orange: Dark Chocolate with Orange. Cocoa solids 65% minimum. Ingredients: cocoa mass 59.9%, raw cane sugar 35%, cocoa butter 5%, essential orange oil 0.1% Willies Milk of the Gods: Milk Chocolate. Cocoa Solids 44% minimum. Ingredients: raw cane sugar, cocoa mass 25%, milk powder 21%, cocoa butter 19% Caffarel Gianduia: sugar, cocoa butter, Piedmont hazelnut (15%), cocoa mass, whole milk powder, almonds, emulsifier: lecithin (soya), vanillin (artificial flavouring). Butlers Caramel Crunch: Milk chocolate (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, flavouring: natural vanilla), caramel (43%) (glucose syrup, sugar, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), non-hydrogenated vegetable fat, butter, invert sugar syrup, emulsifiers: soya lecithin and mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids, salt, flavouring: vanillin), caramelised hazelnut pieces (2%) (sugar, hazelnuts). (Milk chocolate contains: 32% cocoa solids minimum, 20% milk solids minimum). This product contains milk, soya and nuts and may contain traces of gluten.

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We've all got that friend who quit their job to travel the globe. Don't be jealous &ndash; go see the world for yourself. When you get back, pick up this Scratch Map Travel Edition to record your globe-trotting achievements. Grab a coin and scratch off the top layer of gold foil to reveal the colourful detail beneath countries you've conquered. This handy travel sized map measures 42 x 29.7cm and comes in a protective tube. Get this for your Gap Year-obsessed friend and who knows, maybe they'll bring you back a cool souvenir.

Scratch Map Travel Edition

80s babies will love this retro video game controller. Just plug it into your 21st century TV and be transported back to those heady days of retro video games. Who needs a Playstation when you can have Ping Pong? With its integrated mini joystick, A,B buttons and 200 retro games, this little gadget is hours (days, and months) of fun!

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The perfect sweet gift for any occasion that will brighten their day and make them smile!
This 700g jar of Jelly Bean Factory gourmet jelly beans contain flavour throughout from the crispy shell to the chewy inside. They contain natural flavourings and plant-based colours, which means they&rsquo;re 100% vegetarian AND they&rsquo;re allergen-free!
Product Specification:
Jelly Bean Factory (700g)
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 19.8x11x11cm Weight: 700g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Glucose syrup, Maize Starch, Fruit Juice Concentrate (Pineapple, Orange, Apple), Natural Flavourings, Concentrate from (Carrot, Pumpkin, Apple, Spirulina, Radish, Blackcurrant, Hibiscus), Acids (Citric Acid, Fumaric Acid, Mallic Acid), Glazing Agents (Shellac, Carnauba Wax, Beeswax), Caramelized Sugar, Acidity Regulator (Trisodium Citrate), Coconut Oil.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
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Adding beer?
Here's a gift that'll have them feeling galactic! Whether they're part of the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire, they're guaranteed to go gaga for this Stormtrooper Beer Christmas cracker.
Product Specification:
x1 Stormtrooper Beer Christmas Cracker (2 x 330 ml can of Hoppy Christmas IPA)
Ingredients:
Malted barley &amp; wheat - (Gluten Free &amp; Suitable for Vegans)
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

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