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Cold Hands Warm Fart Funny Birthday Card

Cold Hands Warm Fart Funny Birthday Card

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Cold Hands Warm Fart Funny Birthday Card.

Text reads:
"Frankie, you know what they say... cold hands, warm fart well, at least that would save some money on your birthday!".

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