What Not to Say During Sex Cards
£10.00
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You'd think it would be easy to know the right things to say during sex, right? Well, think again. We all know someone who has no filter and requires some help getting down and dirty. So, with our hilarious What Not To Say During Sex cards they'll be an expert in no time!
Delivery
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Delivery Costs
First Class - From £2.99
Special Delivery - From £6.75
Delivery Exclusions
Orders can only be delivered to addresses in the UK. International delivery is not available.
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