Dunkin Dickies & Position of the Day Playbook

Product Description:

This traditional treat just got a tasty (albeit cheeky) twist. Scottish shortbread has never been so risqué! Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and question morals over afternoon tea, these dunkable dickies taste as good as they look.

Picking up where its predecessor, um...got off, this playbook features 366 erotic couplings packed into one chunky compendium. Each sexual position comes with an estimated caloric expenditure (for each person involved), a list of possible side effects (leg cramp, lawsuit), equipment recommendations (hanging bar, stethoscope, cowboy hat) and a follow-up section for comments and rating boxes to fill out. The perfect naughty gift this Valentine's Day.

Product Specification:

5 Willy Shaped Shortbread Buscuits 
Position of the Day Book

This is an adult product and not intended for children.

Additional Information:

Dunkin Dickies: H-2.5CM X L-24.5CM X W-12.5CM

Dietary Information:

Allergy Information: Contains Wheat and Milk. 

Ingredients:

Ingredients: Fortified Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium, iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Sugar, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Rapeseed), Margarine (Vegetable Oils (Palm, Rapeseed), Water, Salt, Emulsifier (E471), Flavouring), Butter (Milk, Salt).

Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Warning Explicit Content
This is an adult product, not suitable for Under 18s