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Front of card:
Bold black line drawing of a person lying face down with arms stretched out in front at the bottom of the card and black hand written humorous text above. Also contains birthday message and editable age and name at the top.
Text reads: "50 Happy birthday Heather. How to find out if you’re old. Fall down. If people laugh you’re young. If people panic you’re old!"
With customisable name and age.

Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

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