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Funny Trying Not To Fart Joke Valentine's Day Card

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Front of card:
Featuring bold hand-lettered black and white typography with a small heart icon on a red background.

Text reads:
"I miss the days when you really tried... * * to hold in your farts."

Back of card:
Wow No Way by Chloe Allum logo.

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