Deadpan You Have Been Alive For Several Years Typographic Birthday Card

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Front of card:
Featuring a small silhouette icon of a balloon and a single line of text below it, on a green background.

Text reads:
"You have been alive for several years."

Back of card:
Deadpan logo.

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