Funny Valentines Card Poker On The First Date

Standard Card

For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

For a big impression

Giant Card

Funny Valentines Card Break Any One Of These I will Destroy you

Love is in the air, and there's so much to adore about this Valentine's Day balloon. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated all with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Chocolate coins Weight (upon avalilability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

Balloon

Red Heart Balloon

Front of Card: 
Drop shadowed type on the top and bottom with a thought bubble in the center containing an illustrated image of a bottom passing gas, all on a heart patterned pink background. 
The card reads: "I have so many happy memories with you... ...like the days you used to hold your farts in".
 
Back of card: 
Banter! logo.

Funny Typographic Farts Illustration Valentines Day Card

Lets Really Give The Homophobes Something To Bitch About This Valentines Day Card

It&rsquo;s time to really feel the burn! Give HIIT training a sexy twist with SHIIT: Super High Intensity Intercourse Training. Get some serious sexercise with over 60 workouts that make it a pleasure to get in shape. You&rsquo;ll love your new sculpted bod (and so will your partner).
Weight:&nbsp;98g
Dimensions: 16.1cm x 11cm x 0.6cm

Gadgets & Novelties

SHIIT: Super High Intensity Intercourse Training

Funny and Rude Fancy A Bone? Valentine's Day Card

Funny and Rude Fancy A Bone Valentine's Day Card

Product Description:
Whether they're a more of a classic Dairy Milk fan, or a little edgier with their fave being a Double Decker, this favourites box of Cadbury classics has all the goods to ensure they have the best Valentine's Day ever &ndash; because what's the day of love without a bit of chocolate?
Product Specification:
Contains 20 x 40g Cadbury Favourites Bars
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya, Peanuts, Wheat, Almonds.&nbsp;
May Contain Nuts.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Chocolates

Cadbury Valentine's Day Mixed Favourites Box

What a way to say I love you. This gourmet Love 'pizza' is made from Belgian milk chocolate sprinkled with red chocolate drops, milk and white coated crispy rice balls, white chocolate curls and a dusting of glitter, because being in love feels pretty sparkly and magical doesn't it? Handmade milk and white chocolate hearts add the final touches to the topping, making this a very indulgent and special gift.
Weight: 260g
Dimensions:&nbsp;22x23x6cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Milk Chocolate (Min 33.6% Cocoa, 20.8% Milk Solids): Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Whey Powder (Milk), Lactose (Milk), Rice Flour, Malt (From Wheat), Dextrose, Sunflower Lecithin, Gum Arabic, Stabilisers: Arabic Gum, Sucrose Esters Of Fatty Acids, Rice Starch, Colours; E120, E160a. Glazing Agents; Carnauba Wax, Beeswax, Shellac, Titanium Dioxide.
Not Suitable for a vegetarian diet. Not suitable for a gluten free diet.
Store in a cool dry place.

Sent With Love Chocolate Pizza (260g)

The perfect Valentine's Day gift for someone you love more than chocolate. Delicious Toblerone chocolate, with an adorable "I Love You' sleeve.

Contains:
1 x Bar of 360g Milk Chocolate Toblerone
Weight: 360g
Dimensions: 6.2x 30.8x 6.2cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Contains Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya. Contains Almonds, Eggs, Milk, Soya.

I Love You Toblerone (360g)

Dean Morris You Had Me At Suck My Cock Rude Valentine's Day Card

Dean Morris You Had Me At Suck My Cock Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: 'Let's Get Fruity!' Cheeky Pun Valentine's Day Card Illustration of a banana and an orange character peeling of their clothes. Text reads: "Happy Valentine's Day Gloria" and "Let's get fruity!". 'Gloria' can be personalised! Back of card: Pigment logo

Illustration Of A Banana And Orange Character Peeling Of Their Clothes Pun Valentine's Day Card

Typographic You're My Favourite Friend With Benefits Valentine's Day Card

Square Card

Large Square Card

Front of card: 'You love a big...' Funny Valentine's Day Card Illustration of a toast with cocktails on a red background. Text reads: "I know you love a big cocktail (which is why you must love me)" and "Happy Valentine's Day". Back of card: Filthy Sentiments logo

Illustration Of A Toast With Cocktails Funny Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: 'A Proper' Valentine's Day Card White and black typography on a red background. Text reads: "Lucas a proper valentine's day this year" and "No masks and no pants!". 'Lucas' can be personalised! Back of card: Pigment logo

White And Black Typography On A Red Background Funny Valentine's Day Card

Funny I Love You As Much As You Love Your Console Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Funny bold white and red text within a white lined and dotted border on black background surrounded with red hearts. Card reads: "Harry, I want to do things with you they wont publish on a card!" with editable name text. Back of Card: Jam and Toast logo.

I Want To Do Things With You They Wont Publish On A Card Personalised Valentines Day Card

Fancy A Peck KFC x Moonpig Valentine's Day Card

 

We partnered up with one of our favourites to make a limited edition set of Valentine's Day cards to bestow onto your precious cupid on 14 February. Not only will you be giving a finger lickin' good card, but 10% of all proceeds will go to the KFC Foundation. 

Fancy A Peck Valentine's Day Card

Small Card

Life With You Is All Gravy KFC x Moonpig Valentine's Day Card



We partnered up with one of our favourites to make a limited edition set of Valentine's Day cards to bestow onto your precious cupid on 14 February. Not only will you be giving a finger lickin' good card, but 10% of all proceeds will go to the KFC Foundation. 

Life With You Is All Gravy Valentine's Day Card

Tonight The Chicken Comes First KFC x Moonpig Valentine's Day Card 



We partnered up with one of our favourites to make a limited edition set of Valentine's Day cards to bestow onto your precious cupid on 14 February. Not only will you be giving a finger lickin' good card, but 10% of all proceeds will go to the KFC Foundation.

Tonight The Chicken Comes First Valentine's Day Card

We Go Together Like Chicken & Gravy KFC x Moonpig Valentine's Day Card



We partnered up with one of our favourites to make a limited edition set of Valentine's Day cards to bestow onto your precious cupid on 14 February. Not only will you be giving a finger lickin' good card, but 10% of all proceeds will go to the KFC Foundation.

We Go Together Like Chicken & Gravy Valentine's Day Card

I Love You Almost More Than KFC x Moonpig Valentine's Day Card



We partnered up with one of our favourites to make a limited edition set of Valentine's Day cards to bestow onto your precious cupid on 14 February. Not only will you be giving a finger lickin' good card, but 10% of all proceeds will go to the KFC Foundation. 

I Love You Almost More Than KFC Valentine's Day Card

Will You Be My Vegantine KFC x Moonpig Valentine's Day Card 



We partnered up with one of our favourites to make a limited edition set of Valentine's Day cards to bestow onto your precious cupid on 14 February. Not only will you be giving a finger lickin' good card, but 10% of all proceeds will go to the KFC Foundation.

Will You Be My Vegantine Valentine's Day Card

Who said you couldn't play with your food? For the chocolate lover, um... within you, this chocolate body paint is a delicious addition to a fun night in.
Need-To-Know Info: 100g tube This is an adult product and not intended for children. Ingredients: Sugar-glucose-fructose-syrup, water, lean cocoa (8%), extenders: E466, E412, E415, salt, preservative: potassium sorbate-sulphur dioxide, flavouring, food acid: citric acid.
This is an adult product, not suitable for Under 18s.

Chocolate Body Paint

Front of card: Valentine's Day Card Illustration of two swans. Text reads: "Mum & Dad happy Valentine's Day for all the times I forgot to thank you, for all the special things you do, for all the words that go unspoken, 
I need to say ‘I love you’.". All text can be personalised! Back of card: Making Meadows logo

Illustration Of Two Swans Valentine's Day Card

You Make Me Want To Beet My Meat Rude Valentines Day Card

Tis The Season Of Sprouts Yay For You Christmas Card

Hey Wanna Fork Funny Valentine's Card

Funny Typographic Nothing Turns Me On More Than A Correctly Loaded Dishwasher Valentine's Day Card Front of card: Features red text on a pink background and two hand drawn hearts. Text reads: "Did You Know That Nothing Turns Me On More Than A Correctly Loaded Dishwasher?". Back of card: Pickled Post logo

Funny Typographic Nothing Turns Me On More Than A Correctly Loaded Dishwasher Valentine's Day Card

Care to impress your loved one? Well, we think this Tatty Teddy Soft Toy will do just the job. This adorable cuddly bear is holding the letters 'L' 'O' 'V' 'E&rsquo;. A lovely gift that will be treasured for years to come. It measures approximately 23cm and is hand finished.
Weight: 183g
Dimensions: 23 x 20 x 20cm
Suitable for ages 3 years +

Soft Toy

Tatty Teddy Love Letters Soft Toy 23cm

The perfect gift for the roar-some big and little people in your life! Great for adding some extra fun and cuteness to birthdays or any other occasion. Danny the Dinosaur loves giving his friends compliments and spreading positive vibes, which is why he wants to let your favourite know, that he thinks &lsquo;You&rsquo;re Roarsome&rsquo;. This Love Hearts Danny the Dinosaur soft toy has been produced using luxury super-soft fabrics, the softest stuffing and has been finished with high-quality detailing that adds fun and loveable personality to this Love Hearts soft toy. The Swizzels Love Hearts, Rainbow Friends collection has been specially designed to help spread positivity and kindness with their fun and sentimental rainbow heart messages. Officially licensed Swizzels Love Hearts soft toy.
Weight: 100g
Dimensions: H20 W14 D13cm
Warnings: Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.
Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

Swizzels Love Hearts You're Roarsome Soft Toy

Let that very, very special someone in on your feelings! For a birthday, anniversary or just because, this cute and cuddly Tatty Teddy promises big smiles every time.
Instantly recognisable, with the soft grey fluff and famous blue nose &amp; patches, Tatty Teddy is the signature character of the much-loved brand Me to You. Tatty Teddy offers a timeless message of love, happiness and friendship and is a sweet and thoughtful gift for your loved ones on any occasion.
Weight: 140g
Dimensions: 18 cm x 15 cm x 15 cm
Suitable for ages 3 years +

Tatty Teddy With Love Heart Bear 18cm

Treat your bestie to the sweetest cup of tea with Tiffany, the Love Hearts Teacup soft toy. Produced by Swizzels Love Hearts, Tiffany the Teacup has been created using luxury fabrics, the softest stuffing and oh-so cute attention to detail that adds a loveable personality. Suitable for kids and grownups alike, she's the perfect way to send some love straight to their door. 
Dimensions: 11x17x15
Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.

Swizzels Love Hearts Teacup Soft Toy 17cm

David Attenborough Mating Ritual Valentines Day Card

The Office US Themed Same Sex Valentines Day Card

I Wanna Do Rudies With Your Nudies Rude Valentines Day Card

Can We Just Skip To The Part Where We're Naked Please Rude Valentines Day Card

I Wanna Do Rudies With Your Boobies Rude Valentines Day Card

Funny Valentines Day Card I Wanna Do Rudies With Your Booty

You Are Snack Wanna Cluck KFC x Moonpig Valentine's Day Card



We partnered up with one of our favourites to make a limited edition set of Valentine's Day cards to bestow onto your precious cupid on 14 February. Not only will you be giving a finger lickin' good card, but 10% of all proceeds will go to the KFC Foundation. 

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