Looking for the perfect present for a person with an outrageous sense of humour? Treat them to this hilarious book of 52 Things To Do While You Poo. This book is jam-packed with facts and games to make their next trip to the loo a little more inspirational. Warning: Contains strong language.

Gadgets & Novelties

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Product Description:
A foolproof present for any chocolate fan, this gift box from Holdsworth is great for any occasion (or even just because). An assortment of handmade milk chocolate truffles, creams, pralines and caramels, it comes elegantly presented, too.
Product Specification:
1 x Milk Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Orange Cream 1 x Milk Chocolate Marc de Champagne Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Strawberry &amp; Marc de Champagne Truffle with Popping Candy 1 x Milk Chocolate Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Rum Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Coffee Cream 1 x Milk Chocolate Orange Truffle 1 x Milk Chocolate Hazelnut Praline
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 3 x 16 x 16cm Weight: 110g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains&nbsp;Milk, Soya.
Ingredients:
Milk Chocolate 62% (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Butter (Milk), Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Fondant (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water), Caramel (Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk, Sugar, Water, Cocoa Butter, Modified Starch, Thickener: Agar, Flavours, Emulsifiers: E471 and Sunflower Lecithin, Salt, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Praline Paste (Hazelnuts), Alcohol (Marc de Champagne, Neutral Spirit, Rum, Orange Liqueur), Fruit Paste (Glucose Syrup, Invert Sugar Syrup, Beetroot, Orange &amp; Raspberry Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavouring, Colouring Plant Concentrates (Carrot, Pumpkin), Ethanol, Acidifier: Citric Acid), Natural Flavourings (Rum, (Propylene Glycol), Strawberry, Raspberry, Orange, Coffee, Lemon), Rum Essence (Flavouring Substances, Thickening Agent: Xanthan Gum, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid), Coffee Granules, Salt, Popping Candy (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring, Glucose Syrup, Lactose (Milk), Carbon Dioxide, Glazing Agent: Gum Arabic, Starch, Shellac), Colouring (Beetroot Powder, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide).
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Chocolates

Holdsworth Classic Milk Assortment Chocolates (110g)

Product Description:
It's not a happy birthday without chocolate, is it? This letterbox friendly gift box of Cadbury Roses features a 'Happy Birthday' sentiment on the packaging and is a delicious way to send birthday wishes to your favourite chocolate-lover
Product Specification:
580g Roses Chocolates
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Hazelnuts, Milk, Soya.
May Contain Nuts.
Ingredients:
Milk, Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea, Sunflower), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (from Milk), Glucose-Fructose Syrup, HazelNuts, Emulsifiers (E442, E471, Soya Lecithins, E476), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Humectant (Glycerol), Flavourings, Salt, Molasses, Acid (Citric Acid), Sodium Carbonates, Colours (Anthocyanins, Paprika Extract), Milk Chocolate: Milk Solids 14 % minimum, Milk Chocolate: Milk Solids 20 % minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Roses Happy Birthday Letterbox Chocolates

Say happy birthday with this Giant Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar with a twist. Packaged in a special "Happy Birthday" sleeve and delivered straight to your door.

Contains:
1 x 850g Cadbury Dairy Milk Bar
Weight: 850g
Dimensions: 42x 17 x 1.5cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
Ingredients:
Milk**, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), Emulsifiers (E442, E476), Flavourings, **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Contains Milk. May Contain Nuts, Wheat.
&nbsp;

Cadbury Dairy Milk Happy Birthday Bar (850g)

Let them feel truly loved with this Birthday Hamper from Thornton &amp; France. Not only is it stuffed with tasty treats, there's also some fun props to make any party - big or small - go with a bang! Crack open the Trevisana Prosecco and enjoy a Happy Birthday Chocolate Bar, Half Chocolate Coated Taste Oat Flips and the Miniature Happy Birthday Cake while entertaining everyone with photo props &ndash; perfect for capturing some special birthday selfies and memories.&nbsp;
Contents:
1 x Trevisana Prosecco 75cl 1 x Happy Birthday Chocolate Bar 80g 1 x Decorated Chocolate Star 50g 1 x Farmhouse Caramel Latte Biscuits 100g
1 x Miniature Happy Birthday Cake 1 x Happy Birthday Candle
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies. This is of particular importance if on the rare occasion an item has been substituted
Ingredients:
Product Name: Happy Birthday Chocolate Bar 80g
Ingredients: (100%) Colombian MILK Chocolate (Cocoa Solids 41% Minimum, Milk Solids 19% Minimum) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Vanilla Extract).
Allergens: For allergens, see ingredients in CAPITALS.
&nbsp;
Product Name: Thornton &amp; France Milk Chocolate Star 50g
Ingredients: (96%) Colombian MILK Chocolate (Cocoa Solids 41% Minimum, MILK Solids 19% Minimum) (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Flavouring: Vanilla Extract), (4%) Gold Sugar Decoration (Sugar, WHEAT Starch, Glucose Syrup, Colours: E101, E171, E172; Glazing Agent: Shellac).
Allergens: For allergens, see ingredients in CAPITALS. May contain traces of NUTS and PEANUTS.
&nbsp;
Product Name: Farmhouse Black &amp; Gold Caramel Latte 100g
Ingredients: Flour (WHEAT Flour, Calcium, Niacin, Iron, Thiamin), Vegetable Oils (Sustainable Palm, Rapeseed), Sugar, Caramel Pieces (9%) (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed MILK (MILK, Sugar), Sustainable Palm Oil, Butter Oil (MILK), Natural Flavouring), Flavouring, Natural Flavouring, Colour: Plain Caramel.
Allergens: For allergens, see ingredients in CAPITALS. May also contain EGG, SOYA and Tree NUTS.
Mini Fruit Cake with Icing & Chocolate Plaque

Ingredients: Sultanas (44%), Icing (20%) (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Palm Oil, Water, Humectant: Glycerine (E422), Emulsifier (E471), Stabiliser (E466), Preservative (E202), Flavouring), Sugar, WHEAT Flour (Contains Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), EGG, Butter (MILK), White Chocolate Flavoured Drizzle (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole MILK Powder, Whey Powder (From MILK), Lactose (From MILK), Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), Vanilla Extract), Candied Mixed Citrus Peel (Orange Peel, Lemon Peel, Glucose Fructose Syrup, Salt, Acidity Regulator, Citric Acid), Cream Sherry (Contains SULPHITES), Caramel Colour E150c, Black Treacle, Decorated Chocolate Plaque ( Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Natural Vanilla Flavour, Emulsifiers: SOYA Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin, Colour: E172), Glazing Agent (Water, Glazing Agent: Dextrin , Sugar , Glucose Syrup , Citric Acid (E330), Potassium Sorbate (E202)), Raising Agents: E500, E450 (WHEAT), Mixed Spice, Flavouring (ALMONDS, NUTS).
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery

Hampers

Happy Birthday Hamper 1x75cl

Product Description:
Give someone an incredible morning with this Cartwright &amp; Butler Good Morning Gift Box. It&rsquo;s full to the brim with goodies that turn an ordinary morning into a relaxing, indulgent treat. This gift box includes English Breakfast tea, triple chocolate chunk cookies, creamy butter fudge, and some butter oat crumbles.
Product Specification:
C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast (10x3g) C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton C&amp;B Triple Choc Chunk in carton C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Milk, Wheat, Soya.
Ingredients:
C&amp;B Tea in Carton English Breakfast (10x3g)-100% Black Tea C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton-Sugar, sweetened condensed milk, glucose syrup, butter (milk)(10%), golden syrup, glycerine. C&amp;B Triple Choc Chunk in carton-Wheat flour (calcium, iron, niacin, thiamine), sugar, salted butter (20%) (milk), white chocolate chunks (7%) (sugar, cocoa butter, full cream milk powder, whey powder (milk), emulsifier: soya lecithin), melted dark chocolate (7%) (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, milk fat, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), milk chocolate chunks (5%) (sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), plain chocolate chips (5%) (sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural flavouring), cocoa powder, acidity regulator: potassium carbonate, sugarcane syrup, raising agents: ammonium bicarbonate, sodium bicarbonate. White chocolate chips contain: cocoa solids 20%, milk solids 14% minimum. Melted dark chocolate contains: cocoa solids 52% minimum. Plain chocolate chips contain: cocoa solids 39% minimum. Milk chocolate chips contains: cocoa solids 30% minimum, milk solids 23% minimum C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles-Rolled oats (48%), salted butter (32%) (milk), sugar.
Allergens in Bold.
May contain nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;

Cartwright & Butler Tea & Biscuits Hamper

Product Description:
Experience a little slice of heaven with this utterly gorgeous Birthday Bliss Box. It includes the perfect selection of treats for instant birthday decadence &ndash; Mallow & Marsh raspberry marshmallow bar, mini chocolate cake, gourmet popcorn, and loads more &ndash; plus a small bottle of crisp white Zinfandel wine for a cheeky birthday tipple.
Product Specification:
x 1 R&amp;R Robert &amp; Reeves White Zinfandel 18.7cl
x 1 Mallow &amp; Marsh Raspberry Marshmallow Bar Coated 70% Dark Chocolate 35g
x 1 Mini Chocolate Cake with Milk chocolate Chunks and White Chocolate Chips 125g&nbsp;
x 1 nibnibs Rosemary Mini Breadsticks Snack Pack 20g
x 1 Frank's Luxury All Butter Shortbread Mini Bites in Bag 50g
x 1 Popcorn Shed Birthday Cake Snack Pack 24g&nbsp;
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: 12.6 x 24.6 x 23.6cm Weight: 1.6kg
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice - Contains Egg, Milk, Soya, Wheat.
May Contain Nuts.
Please see ingredients <a href="http://int.virginiahayward.com/hamperblog/back_of_pack/Moonpig/AYR/2023/Moonpig_Birthday_Bliss.pdf">here</a>
Allergens in Bold.
May contain other nuts.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Happy Birthday Bliss Hamper

A decadent and delicious gift for the most special person in the world. This Cartwright &amp; Butler gift set features everything they need to truly relax and indulge, including chocolate wafer crispies, butter fudge, honeyed strawberries, butter oat crumbles, and of course, a bottle of Bottega sparkling ros&eacute;. Because what's a feast without a bottle of bubbly? Consider them well and truly tickled pink.
Product Specification:
1 x Chocolate Wafer Crispies 1 x Butter Fudge 1 x Honey with Strawberries 1 x Butter Oat Crumbles 1 x Bottega Sparkling Ros&eacute;
Additional Information:
Product Dimenions: 13.5cm x 18cm x 23.5cm Weight: 895g 11.5 ABV, 20cl&nbsp;
Dietary Information: 
May contain nuts.
Ingredients:
C&amp;B Butter Oat Crumbles-Rolled Oats (48%), Salted Butter (32%) (Milk), Sugar. C&amp;B Butter Fudge in carton- Sugar, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Glucose Syrup, Butter (Milk) (10%), Golden Syrup, Humectant: Glycerine. Bottega rose gold spumante 20cl C&amp;B Chocolate Wafer Crispies- Milk Chocolate (38%) [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier: Lecithin, E476, Flavouring], Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Fats*, Skimmed Milk Powder, Peanut Mass (1.6%), Rapeseed Oil, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose (Milk), Whey Powder (Milk), Colour: Ammonia Caramel, Low Fat Cocoa Powder (0.3%), Cream Powder (Milk), Flavours, Salt, Emulsifier: Lecithin. *From An RSPO Certified Sustainable Source. C&amp;B Honey with Strawberries in globe jar-Honey, Strawberry Powder (1%).
Allergens in Bold.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18c away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Cartwright & Butler The With Love Gift Set

Pop the cork on this personalised bottle of prosecco!
Personalise the label with your chosen name and message and make this gift truly unique.
Product Specification
1x Virgin Wines Senti Prosecco Extra Dry 75cl
Additional Information
Dimensions: 39.8cm x 12.8cm x 12.8cm, 1.5 kg.
ABV- 11%
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Alcohol Gift

Virgin Wines Personalised Prosecco 75cl

What's better than a bottle of birthday bubbly? A bottle of birthday bubbly with your name on, of course! It's an easy and touching way of making the birthday guy or gal feel super loved. Personalised bubbly! Go on, make their birthday feel extra special. 
<ul>
<li>75cl</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;
<ul>
<li>11.5% ABV</li>
</ul>
&nbsp;
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.

Frequently Bought Together

Happy Birthday Bliss Hamper

Cadbury Dairy Milk Happy Birthday Bar (850g)

Virgin Wines Personalised Prosecco 75cl

Cartwright & Butler Tea & Biscuits Hamper

Happy Birthday Hamper 1x75cl

52 Things To Do While You Poo

Personalised Happy Birthday Prosecco 75cl

Payment Methods

Our Apps

Keep in Touch

Region

Our Brands