Front of card: Funny topical illustration of a smiling Queen Elizabeth. Text reads: "I told them you could have the Oldie of the Year award." Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Standard Card

Oldie Of The Year Award Funny Topical Queen Birthday Card

For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

For a big impression

Giant Card

Topical Let's Go For Your Birthday Funny Card Front of card: Funny topical illustration of Politician holding his head with text above him. Back of card: All Things Banter Logo.

Topical Let's Go For Your Birthday Funny Card

Bobby Dazzler Birthday Card Text reads: "Happy birthday to a real Bobby Dazzler". All Things Banter logo.

Bobby Dazzler Birthday Card

This miniature gift collection lets them discover some of the UK's best pink gins. With four absolutely delicious flavour sensations, this Flavoured Gin Collection is the perfect gift for your loved ones who love a cocktail now and then...or always. With bottles of Lemon Drizzle, Rhubarb, Grapefruit and Blood Orange, they'll have everything they need to make some delicious cocktails!
Contains:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li>1x 5cl Edinburgh Gin, Rhubarb &amp; Ginger</li>
<li>1x 5cl Whitley Neil, Blood Orange</li>
<li>1x 5cl Sipsmith, Lemon Drizzle</li>
<li>1x 5cl Chase, Pink Grapefruit &amp; Pomelo</li>
</ul>
43% ABV
Minimum age 18 years +

Alcohol Gift

Gin Flavours 5cl Collection

The perfect gift for new mums and mums-to-be! The delicious pink fizz gift set is completely alcohol free making it the perfect giving for expectant mummy's! Let her have some pamper time, with the gorgeous bump butter that's included as the perfect pairing.
Product Specification
1x i heart White Zero Alcohol Sparkling Wine 75cl
1x Mama Mio Tummy Rub Butter 120ml
1x gift box
Additional Information
ABV- 0%, Alcohol Free.
Ingredients
Wine Ingredients: de-alcoholised wine from the EU (80%), rectified concentrated grape must, carbon dioxide, natural flavour, preservatives: potassium sorbate, sulphur dioxide.
Tummy Rub Butter ingredients: INGREDIENTS / INGR&Eacute;DIENTS: Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Aqua/Water/Eau, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Coconut Alkanes, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Cetearyl Alcohol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Sodium Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Glyceryl Stearate Citrate, Myristyl Myristate, Phenoxyethanol, Fragrance (Parfum)*, Isohexadecane, Hydroxyacetophenone, Sodium Stearoyl Glutamate, Limonene, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Polysorbate 80, Ethylhexylglycerin, Argania Spinosa Kernel Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Rosa Canina Fruit Oil, Plukenetia Volubilis Seed Oil, Sorbitan Oleate, Glyceryl Caprylate, Tocopherol, Helianthus Annuus, (Sunflower) seed oil, Citral, Linalool, 1,2 Hexanediol, Beta-Glucan, Caprylyl Glycol, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, Sodium Hydroxide.
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

New Mum Bump Balm & Pink Fizz Alcohol Free Gift Set

For the prosecco-lover in your life, this blushing pink prosecco features a pleasant roundness on the palate, tiny, refreshing bubbles and gorgeous aromatics of redcurrants and strawberries. It's the perfect bottle of bubbly to cheers with at any celebration!
Product Specification
1x Virgin Wines Senti Prosecco Ros&eacute; Extra Dry 75cl
Additional Information
Dimensions: 39.8cm x 12.8cm x 12.8cm, 1.5 kg.
ABV- 11%
You must be 18 or over to buy or consume our alcohol gifts. We may ask to see ID upon delivery.
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Virgin Wines Senti Prosecco Rosé Extra Dry 75cl

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Letterbox Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home.
Introduction
For those you adore, delivered straight to their door, this rustic bouquet boasts red hypericums, lily of the Incas, roses and stems of smoketree, all expertly-arranged to create this beautiful selection of reds, yellows and oranges &ndash; the perfect combination for brightening someone's day. 
What&rsquo;s in the Box? 3x Hypericum Red 3x Alstroemeria Red 3x Rose Orange bi 3x Rose Yellow 2x Cotinus
Total bouquet length: 50cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Large cards are too big to fit in our letterbox flower boxes! If ordered with a large card, they will be sent separately.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Box size 62.2cm x 18.3 cm x 3.7 cm; designed to fit through most standard UK letterboxes.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

Letterbox Flowers

The Letterbox Rose & Alstroemeria

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home, and for a limited time only save &pound;5 on this bouquet with code 5OFF.
Introduction This deep, colourful bouquet is bursting with purple carnations, pink snapdragons, coral statice, cerise roses and silky pistache foliage, making it the perfect day-brightening gift for anybody who deserves a lot of love!
What&rsquo;s in the Box? 2x Purple standard carnation 2x Antirrhinum pink 1x Statice coral 1x Pistache 3x Santini doria purple 1x Cerise roses
Total bouquet length: 50cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Large cards are too big to fit in our letterbox flower boxes! If ordered with a large card, they will be sent separately.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Box size 62.2cm x 18.3 cm x 3.7 cm; designed to fit through most standard UK letterboxes.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

The Letterbox Summer Sunset

Funny Topical Birthday Shortages Pie Chart Card Front of card: A pie chart half filled with 'Shortages', 'fuel, milkshakes, loo roll and food stuffs' and half filled with 'No Shortage', 'of candles on your cake'. Back of card: Felt Sudios 2021

Funny Topical Birthday Shortages Pie Chart Card

Heavy On Crypto Funny Typographic Card Text reads: "Went heavy on crypto this year. Long story, this card is also your present." -fixed text. Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Square Card

Heavy On Crypto Funny Typographic Card

Large Square Card

Smug Bitcoin Funny Typographic Card Text reads: "You make me happier than watching a smug bitcoin millionaire get wiped out in an afternoon." -fixed text. Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo.

Smug Bitcoin Funny Typographic Card

Ran Out Of Ideas Funny Cards Text reads: "I've literally run out of ideas to help people, especially at your age". Back of card: Cardfromdesigners logo.

Ran Out Of Ideas Funny Cards

This Strawberries Truffles &amp; Rose gift is the ideal treat for any occasion. This pack contains Lindt&rsquo;s Lindor Strawberries and cream truffles. So sit back and enjoy.
<h4>Ingredients and Allergy Information</h4>
Strawberries &amp; cream - Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Whole MILK Powder, LACTOSE, CREAM Powder (11%), Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), Strawberry Powder (02%), Natural Flavouring, Colouring (Beetroot Red), Flavourings, For Allergens see ingredients in Upper Case. Allergy advice:&nbsp;may contain&nbsp;hazelnuts and other nuts.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Chocolates

Lindt Strawberries and Cream Chocolate Truffles (200g)

Front of card: Features typographic text on a Blue background with a small Illustration of a Golf cup and Pin. Text reads: "You are a Boomer, so this card mentions golf" Back of card: Deadpan Logo

Deadpan You are a Boomer so This Card Mentions Golf Funny Birthday Card

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

Lockdown Topical Antisocial New Year Birthday Card 

Its Your Birthday Very Nice Borat Card

Read The Birthday Card Read It And Understand It Funny Spoof Card

Front of card: Funny Lockdown Will You Get To Celebrate Your Birthday In Style Card Illustration of Boris Johnson. Text reads:"Will You Get To Celebrate Your Birthday In Style? Maybe, Maybe Not" Back of card: Filthy Sentiments logo

Funny Lockdown Will You Get To Celebrate Your Birthday In Style Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustrationSquid Games Character Text reads: 'Do You Accept This Birthday Card.' Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Squid Games Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration Of Squid Games Character Text reads: 'Youve Been Eliminated From Your 40's. Happy 50th Birthday Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Squid Games Funny 50th Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration Of Squid Games Character Text reads: 'Youve Been Eliminated From Your 30's. Happy 40th Birthday Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Squid Games Funny 40th Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration Of Squid Games Character Text reads: 'Youve Been Eliminated From Your 20's. Happy 30th Birthday Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Squid Games Funny 30th Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration Of Squid Games Character Text reads: I Eliminated The Money From Inside Your Card Happy Birthday Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Funny Photographic At An Age Where You Leek Birthday Card Front of card: Features a photo of a leek. It has been doodled over with eyes, arms and nappy. Text reads: "Happy Birthday You're Now At An Age Where You Leek." -fixed text. Back of card: Filthy Sentiments logo.

Funny Photographic At An Age Where You Leek Birthday Card

Funny Photographic Pepper Old Age Birthday Card Front of card: Features a photo of a pepper cut in half. It has been doodled over with arms and eyes. The pepper is holding a red balloon. Text reads: "Oh My God You're How Old?! Happy Birthday." -fixed text. Back of card: Filthy Sentiments logo.

Funny Photographic Pepper Old Age Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration of Queen Elizabeth drinking champagne. Text reads: 'Warmest best wishes on your birthday you absolute Queen.' Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Absolute Queen Topical Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration of a famous activist scowling, with white text on a green background Text reads: Dont You Dare Forget To Recycle This Card Happy Birthday Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

Dont You Dare Forget To Recycle This Card Funny Happy Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny card with an illustration of a Covid lateral flow test, with white text on a red background Text reads: Merry Xmas this year has been testing for us all Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo. Moonpig logo.

Testing Year Covid Funny Christmas Card

Front of card: Funny Typographical card features illustration of a female MP. The Word 'Party' has been scribbled out. Text reads: "There Ain't No Party Like A Downing Street Business Meeting". Speech bubble coming from lady says "Cheese, Wine And No Social Distancing" Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo. Moonpig logo.

Funny Downing Street Party Business Meeting Birthday Card

You Tested Positive For Being Old Funny Birthday Card Front of card: Illustration positive lateral flow test. Text reads: "You tested positive for being old" -fixed text. Back of card: Filthy Sentiments logo

You Tested Positive For Being Old Funny Birthday Card

A sweet gift for someone who's a fan of the classics, this tasting adventure features creamy butter fudge, chocolate raisins and toffee bon bons. Perfect for nibbling, munching, and snacking on all day long!
Product Specification:
1 x Butter Fudge Box
1 x Toffee Bonbons
1 x Chocolate Covered Raisins
Additional Information:
23 x 40.5 x 6
493g
Ingredients:
Fudge: Sugar, Butter 18% (Milk, Salt), Sweetened Condensed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Glucose Syrup, Golden Syrup, Emulsifier Soya Lecithin, Fondant (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water) Salt.
Toffee Bonbons: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Fats ( Palm, Coconut), Skimmed Milk Powder, Maltodextrin, Salt, Flavouring, Emulsifier: E473. May Contain Peanuts, Nuts, Eggs And Soya.
Chocolate Covered Raisins: Milk Chocolate (58%), (Sugar, MILK Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fat (Palm SG), Whey (MILK), Emulsifier: Sunflower Lecithin (E322), Glazing Agents: Gum Arabic (E414), Shellac (E904) Raisins (Sunflower Oil) (42%). Milk Chocolate Contains Vegetable Fat In Addition To Cocoa Butter. Cocoa Solids 20% Min, Milk Solids 20% Min.
For allergens, may Contain Peanuts, Nuts, Eggs And Soya.

Hampers

Laura's Fudge, Toffee Bonbons, Choc Raisin Gift Set

Feeling a little bit fancy? Well look no further! This La Cafeti&egrave;re Loose Tea Gift Set is the perfect way to add a touch of class to the everyday. With a special infuser basket and selection of tea flavours, it's the perfect present for you tea-lovin' loved ones! Contains:
<ul>
<li>1 x tea infuser basket</li>
<li>1 x measuring spoon</li>
<li>1 x s25g pack of English breakfast tea</li>
<li>1 x 25g pack of Earl Grey tea</li>
</ul>

Gifts For Home

La Cafetière Loose Tea Gift Set

Front of card: Illustrated grey lettering on a dark grey background. Text reads: "Look! This card matches your hair." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Izzy Likes To Doodle this card matches your hair card

Bright Graphic Illustration Of A Trophy They Finally Found A Worthy Recipient. Oldie Of The Year Personalised Card

Bright Graphic Illustration Of A Trophy They Finally Found A Worthy Recipient. Oldie Of The Year Per

Bright Graphic Illustration Of Queen And Drag Queen. Queens Never Age Card

Front of card: Funny topical birthday card, featuring an illustration of the Queen. Text reads: "You are only as old as you feel" Back of card: Rumble Cards Logo.

Only As Old As You Feel Funny Queen Old Age Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of Queen Elizabeth saying Happy Birthday. Text reads:"I politely and firmly confrim that you're not that old". Back of card: Sketchy Characters logo.

Topical Funny Queen You Are Not That Old Birthday Card

For a gift that promises to send the taste buds on one scrumptious adventure, look no further than this sweet treats collection. With salted caramel fudge, giant strawberry sweets and fizzy peaches, we can't think of a better way to let someone know you care!
Product Specification:
1 x Salted Caramel Fudge Box
1 x Giant Strawberries Pouch
1 x Fizzy Peaches Pouch
Additional Information:
23 x 40.5 x 6
498g
Ingredients:
Fudge: Sugar, Salted Butter 18% (Milk, Salt), Sweetened Condensed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Glucose Syrup, Golden Syrup, Sea Salt 0.5%, Emulsifier Soya Lecithin, Natural Flavouring.
Strawberries: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Wheat starch, Water, Modified maize starch, Modified potato starch,Acids (Lactic, Malic, Citric), Flavouring, Fruit &amp; Vegetable Concentrates (Black carrot, Spirulina, Safflower), Vegetable oil (Coconut), Glazing agent (Carnuba wax).
Fizzy Peaches: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Pork Gelatine, Maltodextrin, Acid (Citric Acid), Flavouring, Vegetable Concentrate (Black Carrot), Colours (Curcumin, Paprika Extract)
&nbsp;
For allergens, may Contain Peanuts, Nuts, Eggs And Soya.

Sweets

Laura's Fudge, Strawberries,  Fizzy Peaches Gift Set

Bright Graphic Illustration Of A Deck Of Cards With Photo Upload. Happy Birthday To Another Queen Who Never Seems To Age

Bright Graphic Illustration Of A Deck Of Cards With Photo Upload. Happy Birthday To Another Queen Wh

Front of card: Funny card featuring an illustration of the Queen drinking champagne. Text reads: 'I dedicate the Oldie of the Year award to you! Warmest best wishes on your birthday.' Back of Card: Silly Sentiments Logo

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