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Funny Cost of Living Birthday Card

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Front of card:
A playful cartoon-style design featuring red, black, and white illustrations. The layout includes doodles of people doing star jumps, drinking from a mug, wearing a big jumper, lighting cake candles, holding a hot water bottle, and burning the card — all labelled beneath each image. The background is white with bold red and black handwritten-style text referencing the cost-of-living crisis.

Text reads:
“Soz, no cash in your birthday card due to the cost of living crisis. Star jumps,hottie bottie, burn this card, light the cake candles, hot drinks, big jumpers But please accept my bill-busting warmest thoughts”.

Back of card:
Emma Proctor Designs logo.

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