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Surprise someone who adores their biscuits with this delectable tin of Demerara Shortbread Rounds by Cartwright &amp; Butler. Created the traditional way with flour, sugar and lashings of butter, these biscuits are a lovely food gift, and make the perfect pick-me-up with a cup of English breakfast.

Weight:&nbsp;200g
Dimensions:&nbsp;17x11.8x9.4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Wheat Flour (calcium, iron, niacin, thiamine), Salted Butter (33%) (Milk), Sugar, Demerara Sugar, Corn flour, Milk Powder.
Allergy Advice:&nbsp;contains wheat &amp; Milk.

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Cartwright & Butler Demerara Shortbread Tin (200g)

The rule goes...if you don&rsquo;t know which gin to get them, then buy them all and that&rsquo;s exactly what you&rsquo;ll be doing with the Sipsmith Distillery Gift Pack. Explore and enjoy the miniature set which features a bottle of the classic dry flavour along with sloe gin, orange &amp; cancao. Just delicious.
<ul>
<li>1 x Sipsmith London Dry Gin 41.6% ABV</li>
<li>1 x Sipsmith Sloe Gin 29% ABV</li>
<li>1 x Sipsmith Lemon Drizzle Gin 29.5% ABV</li>
</ul>
41.6% ABV
3 x 5cl
Adding fudge?
Product Specification:
x3 22g Fudge Pieces
Ingredients:
Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (MILK), Cream (MILK) (8%), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, MILK Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin; Vanilla Extract), Sea Salt (0.5%), Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin. Keep in a cool dry place away from sunlight.
Additional Information:
4.3x3.4x11cm

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Sipsmith Distillery 5cl Miniatures Collection

A luxurious collection of gorgeous, iconic Guylian chocolates. This fabulous food gift is a box is full of hand wrapped Ballotin chocolate seashells made with the classic, smooth, creamy Guylian Belgian chocolate. This is a real treat for a chocolate lover &ndash; and it&rsquo;s even already gift wrapped.
 Weight: 250g
Dimensions:&nbsp;19x9.3x5.9cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Sugar, hazelnuts, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring, Cocoa solids : chocolate 48% min., milk chocolate 34% min., white chocolate 25% min. Milk solids : milk chocolate 22% min, white chocolate 30% min. Allergy Information: May contain other tree nuts and wheat.
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Guylian Chocolate Ballotin (250g)

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Surprise someone you love with a delicious dining experience and let them choose from romantic dinners for two, scrumptious afternoon teas, tasty lunches and many more. This voucher is valid for 24 months and offers them the choice of hundreds of options at locations across the UK, from grand country houses to traditional tea rooms, stylish hotels and popular restaurants, so they can choose their ideal meal out for two people. Here's hoping they ask you to join them!Product Specification:
X1 Voucher
X1 Brochure
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: W16cm x H16cm x D2cm
Weight: 0.3kg
What do I need to know?:
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Over 690 venues available across the UK to choose from.
Enjoy a delicious meal for two people, ideal for romantic date nights.
Your gift will arrive beautifully presented in a Gift Box, the Gift Box includes the voucher and a guidebook.
Duration: Varies depending on chosen experience.
Voucher valid for 24 months.
Locations:
Aberdeenshire; Angus; Argyll and Bute; Bedfordshire; Berkshire; Bristol; Buckinghamshire; Cambridgeshire; Cardiff; Carmarthenshire; Central London; Ceredigion; Cheshire; Conwy; Cornwall; County Antrim; County Durham; Cumbria; Denbighshire; Derbyshire; Devon; Dorset; Dumfries and Galloway; East Ayrshire; East Lothian; East Riding of Yorkshire; East Sussex; Edinburgh; Essex; Fife; Glasgow; Gloucestershire; Greater London; Greater Manchester; Gwynedd; Hampshire; Herefordshire; Hertfordshire; Highland; Isle of Man; Kent; Lancashire; Leicestershire; Lincolnshire; London; Merseyside; Monmouthshire; Moray; Newport; Norfolk; North Ayrshire; North Lanarkshire; North Yorkshire; Northamptonshire; Northumberland; Nottinghamshire; Oxfordshire; Perth and Kinross; Powys; Renfrewshire; Rhondda Cynon Taf; Scottish Borders; Shropshire; Somerset; South Yorkshire; Staffordshire; Suffolk; Surrey; Swansea; Tyne and Wear; Warwickshire; West Lothian; West Midlands; West Sussex; West Yorkshire; Wiltshire; Worcestershire; Wrexham.
Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

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Table for Two Gift Experience

Make a day out extra special with a choice of thousands of unique, fun and exciting experiences! Have they always dreamed of driving a classic car? How about indulging in a decadent afternoon tea? From fun-filled cocktail masterclasses and in-depth cookery lessons to relaxing spa days and luxurious dinner cruises, your lucky recipient will be able to choose from a wide selection of experiences located across the UK. This day out will go down in history!Product Specification:
X1 Voucher
X1 Brochure
Additional Information:
Product dimensions: W16cm x H16cm x D2cm
Weight: 0.3kg
What do I need to know?:
By purchasing this gift experience, you are agreeing to the following Terms and Conditions:
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Over 2095 experiences available across the UK to choose from.
This voucher includes a selection of experiences for 2 people, including indulgent spa days, short breaks, visits to The Shard and more.
Your gift will arrive beautifully presented in a Gift Box, the Gift Box includes the voucher and a guidebook.
Duration: Duration varies depending on chosen experience.
Restrictions: May apply and vary from experience to experience.
Voucher valid for 24 months.
For 2 people.
Locations:
Locations dependant on experience chosen
Adding chocolate?
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles Cornet 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole Milk Powder, Lactose, Skimmed Milk Powder, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Hazelnuts, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla Beans, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% min.
Allergy, may contain other Nuts
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place.

Days Out Together Gift Experience

Boasting a bright and thoroughly modern label, this bottle of Via Vai prosecco is made in Veneto, Italy and features a delicate lemon character with hints of fresh green pears, apples, and ripe melon. This crisp and lively prosecco is a brilliant surprise for birthdays, anniversaries, and lots of new home, job, and baby celebrations.
Suitable for Vegans.
1.58kg
75cl
10.5% ABV
30.5cm x 8.5cm x 8.5cm
100% Glera Grape
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Via Vai Prosecco 75cl

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Don't be a chicken! Squeeze a chicken!
The Squawking Stress Chicken will supply you with hours of fun, and everyone around you with piercing headaches, as the chicken emits a powerful scream when you squeeze it.
As well as days of easy entertainment, this chicken doubles as a stress reliever! Just as your day becomes too much, give the chicken a squeeze and it&rsquo;ll scream aloud when you can&rsquo;t.
Suitable for absolutely anyone, this clucking hilarious chicken will enchant the minds of anyone it meets.

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Squawking Stress Chicken

Make their special day last a whole week! For the one who deserves you to go all-in on a great gift, look no further! It&rsquo;s the twitch of the eye. The half-hidden smile. The little tell that lets you know this SevenYays is a winning hand. Packed with two delicious scotch whiskies and spiced botanical, sweet chilli peanuts &amp; cashews, and flaming jelly beans to raise the heat around the table, this has everything they need for the perfect poker night. Especially because it also includes a pack of beautifully-illustrated playing cards, and a couple of coffee bags for the morning after.
Product Specification
1 x Glenlivet Founder's Reserve Single Malt Scotch Whisky 5cl 1 x Bean Boozled Jelly Belly Flaming Hot 45g Flip Top Box 1 x The Lakes Whisky 5cl 1 x Warners Trash &amp; Treasure Spiced Botanical Rum 5cl 1 x Cambrook Sweet Chilli Peanuts and Cashews 45g 1 x The Little Coffee Bag Co. Luxury Coffee Bags x2 1 x Whisky Poker Cards
Ingredients:&nbsp;
Bean Boozled Jelly Beans Flaming Hot 45g
 Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, modified cornstarch, fruit and vegetable concentrates (apple, carrot, pumpkin, spirulina, black currant, hibiscus), jalapeno puree, salt, flavourings, carolina reaper puree, acidity regulators (E330, E325, E260), cayenne puree, habanero puree, glazing agents (E901, E903, E904), colour (E100i).
Sweet Chilli Peanuts &amp; Cashews by Cambrook 45g Ingredients: Peanuts (57%), Cashew Nuts (38%), Sweet Chilli Seasoning (4%): Sugar, Salt, Dried Soy Sauce (Contains: Soybeans, Salt, Spirit Vinegar), Garlic, Onion, Chilli, Yeast Extract, Tomato, Red Bell Pepper, Paprika Extract, Spices, Citric Acid, Rapeseed Oil, Natural Flavouring. Stabiliser: Gum Arabic.
Allergens: Peanuts, Cashew nuts, Soy
Vegan Friendly, Gluten Free
Trash &amp; Treasure Rum: 40% ABV Lakes 'The One' Whisky: 46.6% ABV Glenlivet Founder's Reserve Whisky: 40% ABV
Additional Information:&nbsp;
Weight: 0.9kg
Dimensions: 272mm x 204mm x 99mm
 Adding chocolates? See below.
 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Treat someone special to a moment of bliss with a box of irresistable Lindt Lindor chocolate truffles. With a smooth melting centre and milk chocolate shell, it's the perfect for any occasion!
Product Specification:
x1 Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffles Cornet
Ingredients:
Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass,Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Lactose, Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Barley Malt Extract, Flavourings, Milk Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 31% minimum, Milk Solids: 20% minimum
Allergies: may contain Hazelnuts and other Nuts
Additional Information:
Lindt Lindor Chocolate Truffles smooth melting milk chocolate balls with an irresistibly smooth filling, approx. 16 balls, 200g gift box
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: H: 15.8cm x W: 11cm x D: 6.5cm
Store in a cool and dry place

Seven Days of Raised Stakes Countdown Calendar

Whatever the occasion, there&rsquo;s no better way to celebrate it with someone special than a glass of Champagne &ndash; especially when it&rsquo;s top-tier bubbles like Lanson. This bottle of Lanson Black is the best of the best, with a crisp palate of ripe fruits and citrus rounded off with a full-bodied lingering finish. Cheers! 
Tasting Notes: To the eye: the brilliant, limpid colour recalls the characteristic straw tones of the Pinot Noir, with glints of amber. It is lively in the flute, with a fine stream of persistent bubbles. On the nose: It gives an impression of vitality and springtime scents, together with hints of toast and honey from a variety of flowers. On the palate: bouquet of ripe fruits and citrus create a sensation of plenitude and lightness.
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Includes Champagne Stopper
Adding chocolate?
x1 LINDOR Assorted Festive Cornet 200gx8 SRP
Dimensions: H 15.8cm / W 11cm / D 6.5cm
Weight: 200g
Ingredients: Sugar, Vegetable Fat (Coconut, Palm Kernel), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Whole MILK Powder, LACTOSE, Skimmed MILK Powder, Anhydrous MILK Fat, HAZELNUTS, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin), BARLEY Malt Extract, Flavourings, Vanilla, Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids: 31% min., Milk Solids: 20% min., Extra Dark Chocolate contains - Cocoa Solids: 60% mins.

Le Black Creation brut NV Champagne 75cl Gift Box

One Wishes A Royal Christmas Personalised Christmas Card Make this festive season one to truly cherish with one of our personalised Christmas cards. Make it unique with your favourite photos, add custom text, and use the app to add your own handwriting.

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Spoil someone with the finest fudge that the confectioners at Fudge Kitchen have to offer. Every piece is handmade in small batches by an artisan team, resulting in the most delicious, authentic, creamiest fudge you&rsquo;ll find. This particular selection includes such fantastic flavours as Peanut Butter, Double Trouble Chocolate, Sea Salted Caramel, and Clotted Cream in a box that will make for an irresistibly tasty gift.

<h4>Weight: 200g</h4>
Dimensions:&nbsp;13x13x4cm
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.
<h4>Ingredients:</h4>
Peanut Butter: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Peanut Paste (15%), Whipping Cream (Milk), Butter (Milk), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt. Decorated With A Small Piece Of Peanut. Double Trouble Chocolate: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), White Chocolate (Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla) (6%), Cocoa Powder (6%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt. Drizzled with White Chocolate (Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla - Cocoa Solids 29% Min Milk Solids 25% Min). Hazelnut Heaven: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Hazelnut Paste (9%), Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt. Decorated With A Small Piece Of Hazelnut. Mocha Choca Latte: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Cocoa Powder (4%) Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Coffee (0.5%), Salt. Decorated With Coffee Flavoured Chocolate Bean (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Gum Arabic, Coffee (2%), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Glazing Agent, Shellac, Natural Vanilla Flavouring, Low Fat Cocoa Powder. Min Cocoa Solids 19%). Sticky Toffee Pudding: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Whipping Cream (Milk), Butter (Milk) (8%), Dates (Dates, Rice Flour) (6%), Salt, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Decorated with a date nib. Sea Salted Caramel: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Sea Salt (1%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Decorated With Caramel Flavoured Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed Milk Powder, Caramelised Sugar, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Flavour, Spices, Natural Vanilla Flavouring - Cocoa Solids: 31% Min, Milk Solids 20% Min) Chilli Chocolate: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Cocoa Powder (6%), Chilli Flakes (0.1%), Salt, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Chilli Flavouring (0.2%). White Chocolate &amp; Raspberry: Sugar, Golden Syrup, White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring - Cocoa Solids 29% Min, Milk Solids 25% Min) (6%), Butter (Milk), Whipping Cream (Milk), Freeze Dried Raspberries (1%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt, Natural Pink Colouring. Drizzled with White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring - Cocoa Solids 29% Min, Milk Solids 25% Min). Clotted Cream: Sugar, Golden Syrup, Clotted Cream (Milk) (10%), Butter (Milk), Vanilla Bourbon Madagascar Bean Paste (Pure Cane Sugar, Water, Pure Madagascar Bourbon Vanilla Extract, Vanilla Bean Specks, Thickener: Tragacanth Gum) (1%), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Salt). Drizzled with White Chocolate (Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla - Cocoa Solids 29% Min Milk Solids 25% Min). Allergy Information: Made in a factory that uses nuts.

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