Funny Valentines Card Poker On The First Date

Standard Card

For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

For a big impression

Giant Card

I Wish To Be Entertained Funny TV Valentine's Card

Product Specification:
1 x Bottega Accademia Moscato Dolce Sparkling Wine 20cl 1 x Bag of Mini Heart Marshmallows 40g Packed in a Bespoke Gift Tube
Additional Information: Product Name: Accademia Moscato Dolce 20cl (6.5% ABV) Allergens: Contains SULPHITES ABV 6.5% Product Name: Mini Heart Marshmallows 40g Ingredients: Glucose-fructose syrup, sugar, water, pork gelatine, corn starch, flavouring, colour: E162.

Alcohol Gift

With Love 20cl Prosecco and Sweet Heart Gift Set

Love is in the air, and there's so much to adore about this Valentine's Day balloon. Our helium balloons arrive by post ready-inflated all with a long string and plastic circle balloon weight.
Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Ribbon 1 x Chocolate coins Weight (upon avalilability)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

Balloon

Red Heart Balloon

Product Specification
1 x Giant Helium Balloon 1 x Helium Balloon 2 x Ribbon 1 x Weight
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.

Love You Balloon Duo

Introducing our latest collection of Tatty Teddy themed flowers. More than just pretty blooms, they're a uniquely special alternative to ordinary bouquets. Crafted to express your feelings and make mum feel all the love this Mother&rsquo;s Day. Introduction Celebrate Mother's Day with the Tatty Teddy Dreams flowers. This beautiful bouquet features pink roses, white dianthus barbatus, pink alstroemeria, green bell, and pistache. It's a joyful way to show your mum that she means the world to you. Because every mum is beautiful, but yours is definitely your favourite.
Spread the love! Every bouquet comes with a free Scentered Love Balm, 'cause a little self-care is always in bloom What&rsquo;s in the Box? 6 x Pink Rose 4 x White Dianthus Barbatus 3 x Pink Alstroemeria 2 x Greenbell 3 x Pistache
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

Standard

Tatty Teddy Dreams

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home.
Spread the love! Every bouquet comes with a free Scentered Love Balm, 'cause a little self-care is always in bloom What&rsquo;s in the Box? 3 x Burgundy Antirrhinum 5 x Pink Rose 2 x Cerise Dianthus Barbatus 2 x Pink/Cerise Spray Rose 3 x Greenbell 3 x Eucalyptus robusta 2 x Cerise Waxflower 1 x Pink Gift Bag
Total bouquet length: 48cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
<li aria-level="1">The vase is not included.</li>
</ul>

The With Love Gift Bag

Brighten someone&rsquo;s day with Moonpig Flowers. With high quality bouquets for all occasions, you can create a memorable moment of pure loveliness in the comfort of their own home.
Spread the love! Every bouquet comes with a free Scentered Love Balm, 'cause a little self-care is always in bloom What&rsquo;s in the Box? 5 x Yellow Spray Narcissi 3 x Blue Hyacinth 3 x Blue Anemones 5 x Pink Tulip 2 x Parvi 1 x Jar with ribbon
Total bouquet length: 38cm
The Important Part:&nbsp;
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">We promise seven days&rsquo; freshness or a free replacement with every bouquet.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Select your date or get next day delivery when you order by 9pm Monday-Friday. Plus, get SMS tracking and a 2 hour delivery window.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Our flowers arrive in bud and will come into bloom within a day or two. This means fresher flowers for longer &ndash; yay!</li>
<li aria-level="1">Each bouquet is hand-tied by our expert florists.</li>
<li aria-level="1">Bouquets come in our signature Nourishing Wrap to keep them happy and hydrated while travelling</li>
</ul>
Please Note:
<ul>
<li aria-level="1">In the rare event that any flowers become unavailable or are not quite up to standard, we&rsquo;ll replace them with flowers of similar or superior style, quality and value.</li>
</ul>

You're My Everything

Product Specification
1 x 18" Helium Balloon 1 x Light String 1 x Coin Chocolate Weight (upon availbility)
Additional Information
Inflated with helium, and delivered by courier in one of our signature boxes, our self-sealing foil balloons are filled to last! That's why we guarantee five days of floating high or we'll replace them at no extra cost. Send balloon delivery for next-day arrival and we also have special Saturday courier service available.
Chocolate Coins Ingredients: Sugar, whole&nbsp;milk&nbsp;powder, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, emulsifier: sunflower lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring. Cocoa solids 28% minimum, milk solids 15% minmum. May contain traces of soya and nuts. Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in&nbsp;bold. May also contain soya and nuts.

You Light Me Up Red Heart Balloon

Rude Funny Thought You Were A Twat Card

Bees Knees Floral Bees Our First Valentine's Card

Square Card

Large Square Card

Funny Bacon Strips Card

Funny We Go Together Like Cheech And Chong Card

On Paper You Are My Type Card

Funny Pun Im Sexy And I Snow It Card

The perfect chocolate gift to say 'I love you'.
Product Specification:
x1 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Allergy, may contain: Almond, Hazelnut
Additional Information:
Weight: 200g
Dimensions: 14.5x11.7x10.3

Chocolates

 Maltesers Truffles 'I Love You' Box 200g

Product Specification:
x1 Holdsworth I Love You 200g Truffle Box
Additional Information:
x1 Holdsworth 200g Truffle Box
Dimensions: 20cm x 20cm x 3cm
Weight: 200G
Ingredients: Dark Chocolate (Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), White Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Natural Vanilla), Butter (Milk), Fondant (Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water), Caramel (Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk, Sugar, Water, Cocoa Butter, Modified Starch, Thickener: Agar-Agar, Flavours, Emulsifiers: Mono and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids, E471 &ndash; Sunflower Lecithin, Salt, Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate), Praline Paste (Hazelnuts), Caramelised Hazelnuts (Sugar, Hazelnuts), Neutral Spirit, Fruit Purees (Glucose Syrup, Invert Sugar Syrup, Strawberries, Orange &amp; Beetroot Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavouring, Ethanol, Acidifier: Citric Acid, Colouring Plant Concentrates (Carrot, Pumpkin, Apple, Safflower, Lemon)), Marc de Champagne, Chocolate Liqueur, Natural Flavourings (Strawberry, Coffee, Orange), Rum Flavouring (Flavourings, Thickening Agent: Xanthan Gum, Caramel Sugar Syrup, Citric Acid, Preservative: Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid), Rum, Orange Liqueur, Amaretto, Salt, Strawberries, Raspberries, Coffee Granules, Colouring (Beetroot), Citric Acid.
Contains Hazelnuts. May contain traces of other tree nuts, peanuts, gluten &amp; egg.
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Holdsworth I Love You 200g Truffle Box

Product Specification:
x1 Love 3 Bar Letterbox
Additional Information:
x1 Love 3 Bar Letterbox
Dimensions: 2.5 x 26.5 x 18.5
Weight: 300g
Ingredients:
Salted Caramel Bar: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Skimmed Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Caramel Powder (skimmed milk powder, whey powder (milk), sugar, butter (milk)), Whey Powder (milk), Lactose (milk), Sea Salt, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Flavouring Caramel and Natural Vanilla. Dark Chocolate Raspberry Crisp: Cocoa Mass, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Raspberry Crisp (white granulated sugar, glucose syrup, coconut oil, natural flavour, natural colour (anthocyanin, glycerine, DI water)), emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavouring (vanilla, raspberry (0.2%)). Bee Happy Bar: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Honeycomb (sugar, glucose syrup, bicarbonate of soda, rice flour), Caramel pieces (glucose syrup, sugar, sweetened condensed milk, salted butter (milk, salt), water, salt), Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Flavouring (natural vanilla).
Please see individual bars for allergen information. Store between 14c to 22c and keep dry and away from direct sunlight and florescent lights.
Allergies:&nbsp;All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Gnaw Love You Letterbox Chocolates 300g (Contains 3 Bars)

Eight of Hotel Chocolat&rsquo;s best-loved chocolates in milk, dark and white chocolate.
Product Specification:
x1 Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket Selection
Additional Information:
x8 Chocolates&nbsp;
Dimensions: L16cm x W8.6cm x H3.1cm
Weight: 100g
Ingredients: cocoa solids (cocoa butter, cocoa mass), sugar, full cream MILK powder, sweetened hazelnut paste (HAZELNUTS, sugar, emulsifier (sunflower lecithin)), caramel half-salted butter (glucose fructose syrup, sweetened condensed MILK, half salted butter (from MILK), sugar, salt), peanut butter paste (PEANUTS, sea salt), butter oil (from MILK), skimmed MILK powder, PECAN NUT paste, stabilisers (sorbitol, glycerol), vegetable fats (coconut, shea, sunflower), whipping cream (cream (from MILK), stabiliser (carrageenan)), HAZELNUT paste, glucose syrup, cocoa biscuits (WHEAT flour, cocoa powder, sugar, butter (from MILK), sunflower oil, salt, raising agent (ammonium bicarbonate), flavourings), shortbread biscuits (WHEAT flour, coconut oil, sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, raising agents (sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate), salt), whole MILK, emulsifiers (SOYA lecithin, sunflower lecithin), meringue granules (sugar, cocoa butter, WHEAT starch, EGG white), raspberry juice concentrate, freeze dried fruit powders (strawberry, raspberry), caramelised sugar, yoghurt powder (yoghurt powder (from MILK), sugar, acidity regulators (malic acid, citric acid), flavouring), freeze dried fruit pieces (strawberry, raspberry), lactose (from MILK), flavourings, acidity regulator (citric acid), natural colours (paprika, annatto bixin), vanilla seeds. Dark chocolate contains minimum 70% cocoa solids. Milk chocolate contains minimum 40% cocoa solids, minimum 20% milk solids. White chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa butter, minimum 27% milk solids. Caramel milk chocolate contains minimum 36% cocoa solids, minimum 26% milk solids. For allergens, including cereals containing gluten, see ingredients in BOLD. All chocolates in this box may contain tree nuts, peanuts, milk, soya, gluten, wheat, egg, sesame. Ribbons are for decoration. Supervision of an adult is recommended
Allergies: All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.

Hotel Chocolat Everything Pocket Chocolate Selection 100g

Front of card: Newlyweds Photo Upload Valentine's Day Card A colourful rainbow with three heart shaped photo frames on a cream background. Text reads: "Our first valentine's day as newlyweds!". Back of card: Choose Joy Always logo

A Colourful Rainbow With Three Heart Shaped Photo Frames Newlyweds Photo Upload Valentine's Day Card

Bae come over - I can't :( - But my parents aren't home

Bae Come Over Valentine's Day Card

Modern I Love You ISS Boyfriend Anniversary Card

Modern I Love You To The ISS And Back Anniversary Card

Front of card: Card features a collage of six Photos with Multiple coloured Heart Illustrations. Text reads:"Happy first Valentine's As Mrs & Mrs" this is editable Back of Card: Good Times Logo

Cute Photo Upload First Valentine's Day Card

Hooray For Today New Couple First Valentines Card

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Wife Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Wife Card

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Girlfriend Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Girlfriend Card

No-One One To Shag Personalised Valentines Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

No-One One To Shag Personalised Valentines Card

Lightning Bolt I Really Struck Lucky When I Met You Anniversary Card

Cute Moon And Sun You're So Hot Anniversary Card

Disney True Love Story Vintage Mickey Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Disney True Love Story Vintage Mickey Card

Me To You Tatty Teddy Photo Upload On Our Valentine's Day Card

Oh Happy Day Valentines Photo Upload Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Oh Happy Day Valentines Photo Upload Card

Front of card: Valentine's Day Card Illustration of a pink luggage bag. Text reads: "Happy 1st Valentine's Day I'd go anywhere with you Jessica". 'Happy 1st Valentine's Day' and 'Jessica' can be personalised! Back of card: Making Meadows logo

Illustration Of A Pink Luggage Bag Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: 1st Valentine's Day Married Card Illustration of a bouquet of flowers. Text reads: "Happy 1st Valentine's Day married to my Stephanie". 'To my Stephanie' can be personalised! Back of card: Making Meadows logo

Illustration Of A Bouquet Of Flowers First Valentine's Day Married Card

Front of card: 1st Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card Illustration of two ladybirds with a heart shaped photo frame. Text reads: "Andrea one amazing year together... forever to go happy 1st Valentine's Day". 'Andrea' and ' forever to go' can be personalised! Back of card: Making Meadows logo

Illustration Of Two Ladybirds First Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card

Front of Card: 
Bright typographic card with different coloured hearts on a pink background 
The card reads: "on our first valentine's, i love you kayleigh x". 
"i love you kayleigh x" is editable.
 
Back of card: 
a ray of sunshine logo.

Bright Typographic Hearts First Valentines Day Card

Funny Pun Will You Gogh Out With Me Valentines Card

Funny Pun I Do Not Want To Be By Myself Card

Tell someone you think they're the bee's knees with Bethany Bee, the Love Hearts Bee Mine soft toy. Produced by Swizzels Love Hearts, Bethany Bee has been created using luxury fabrics, the softest stuffing and oh-so cute attention to detail that adds a loveable personality. Suitable for kids and grownups alike, she's the perfect way to send some love straight to their door.
Dimensions: 23x15x12cm
Suitable from birth, please remove all tags and ties before giving to a child.

Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.
Adding Malteser Truffles (200g)?
Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Fat, Cocoa Butter, Skimmed Milk Powder, Barley, Malt Extract, Cocoa Mass, Full Cream Milk Powder, Milk Fat, Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk), Whey Powder (from Milk), Demineralised Whey Powder (from Milk), Shea Fat, Lactose, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Wheat Flour, Salt, Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501), Wheat Gluten, Natural Vanilla Extract, Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum, Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Soft Toy

Swizzels Love Hearts Bee Mine Soft Toy

Our fuzzy, snuggly, and oh-so-adorable Moonpigs have landed and are ready and raring to make some brand new friends. Excited to share the love, this limited edition Moonpig soft toy is decked out out in a very squishy, adorable heart &ndash; the perfect token of affection for someone special.
Product Specification:
X 1 Moonpig Plush Pig
Additional Information:
200mm 220mm 160mm
0.097kg
Adding Chocolate?
 Product Specification: x1 Ferrero Grand Rocher Shell
Additional Information:
Dimensions: 120 x 104 x 104 mm Weight: 125g
Dietary Information:
Allergy Advice -&nbsp;
Please be aware that our gifts may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, or wheat.
Ingredients:
MILK&nbsp;chocolate 30% (sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, skimmed&nbsp;MILK&nbsp;powder, concentrated&nbsp;BUTTER, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), vanillin),&nbsp;HAZELNUTS&nbsp;(28.5%), sugar, palm oil, wheat&nbsp;FLOUR, whey powder (MILK), fat-reduced cocoa, emulsifier: lecithins (SOYA), raising agent (sodium bicarbonate), salt, vanillin.
All customers and recipients should ensure they have read the product information carefully, especially if a recipient has any allergies.&nbsp;
Store in cool, dry conditions 12-18cm away from strong odours.

Heart Moonpig Plush

It's all coming up roses! Nestled in a mug perfect for their favourite warm brew, this adorable Tatty Teddy is the perfect way to treat your special someone to a rose that won't wilt.
Products Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy Grow Our Love Mug &amp; Soft Toy Gift Set
Additional Information
Weight: 350g
Dimensions: 9 x 10 x 18 cm

Tatty Teddy Our Love Mug & Soft Toy

This adorable pair of pearfect pears is a lovely present to make that certain someone feel special. Give them something fruity and flirty with this cuddly Love Hearts soft toy.

Approximately 7 inches in size.
"Adding an extra special treat especially for Valentine's Day?
This adorable plush keyring features Tatty Teddy holding a pink heart, embroidered with the caption 'With Love'. Treat someone special to this cute Me to You gift! It's no wonder Tatty Teddy has captured millions of hearts, all over the world.
Product Specification:
x1 Tatty Teddy &ldquo;With Love&rdquo; Keyring 8cm
Additional Information:
28g width: 6cm heigh: 8cm depth:6cm
3 YEARS +
&nbsp;"
Adding sweets?
Ingredients: Sugar, Acidity Regulator: Malic Acid; Anti-caking Agent: Stearic Acid, Magnesium Stearate, Magnesium Carbonate; Sodium Bicarbonate, Modified Starch, Flavourings, Colours: Anthocyanin, Beetroot Red, Copper Chlorophyllin, Lutein, Paprika Extract.

Swizzels Love Hearts Perfect Pear

You're My Kind Of Crazy Valentines Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

You're My Kind Of Crazy Valentines Day Card

Valentines Day As A Noun Funny Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Valentines Day As A Noun Funny Card

Word Up Cupid Is Stupid Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Swizzels Love Hearts Perfect Pear

Holdsworth I Love You 200g Truffle Box

Love You Balloon Duo

Gnaw Love You Letterbox Chocolates 300g (Contains 3 Bars)

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